wonderboygenius

[wonderboygenius]

I've got a lot of respect for smut writers. you write something incredibly sexual, it's probably somewhat of a look into your own soul, and then bitches are too scared to leave kudos of comments half the time, so it looks as though everyone hates your work. And yet yall still do it, and I love that

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honey, are you okay? you’ve barely touched your twilight water

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your email has found me on the fucking brink

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my grandmas dawg

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your honor who gives a fuck. like for real

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what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

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dracula after bdsm (bat dracula sex monster): and now i vill perform the afterscare

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slapping this badge on my blog

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my brother!!!!! he tossed himself off a roof! my sister!!!!!!! she buried me alive! my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldn’t look at me kindly!!!!!! lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat LESTAT-

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born to write love letters, forced to type me and who in the tags on tumblr

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i paused my porn to text you back, don’t ever question my loyalty

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fyi i do not “crush” i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill

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“Dorne wants too much” is literally how the Westerosi justify their wars against them. Dorne wants to stay independent? Oh no, that’s too much, said Daeron I, let’s lose 50,000 men in the process of trying to conquer them again. Dorne wants concessions in addition to a marriage that would bring them peacefully into the Seven Kingdoms? Oh no, that’s too much, said Daemon Blackfyre, who decided the Dornish don’t deserve any favors or a place at court, let’s go to war over it. Doran wants justice for Elia and her children? Oh no, that’s too much, said the fandom, he should be satisfied that Tywin died in something totally unrelated and that Oberyn had to die in order to get a single confession from Gregor, which still resulted in nothing.

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THE PITT 1x12 | Dr. Robby & Dr. Shen being this meme:

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Langdon immediately clocking that Mel would just love meticulously picking out gravel from an open wound. We love to see adhd game recognizing autistic game