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things to call people you HATE
easy bake oven
expired coupon
spam email
wet sock
squeaky grocery cart
inconvenient fire drill
cold bowl of soup
itchy sweater
unnecessary movie sequel
overdraft bank fee
crying baby on a plane
wobbly table
sun glare when I’m driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I’m still really uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around
billy
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blehhhhh some doodles because I wanted to and nobody can tell me what to do
I’d be very very very shocked if anyone can guess my favorite character (i am /sarcastic -ing rn)
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HELP WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT THE CAMERA LIKE THAT
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blehhh...
i made an aa/lawyersona of @snapscube :3 we all know and love the lawyer+silly girl duos of ace attorney but it's about time the silly girl became the lawyer
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You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days
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So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit
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Please stop and help me save my family
In light of the harsh war and the lack of all life forces
Even more difficult is providing basic life necessities such as drinking water and washing
Food and treatment for my parents who suffer from diseases
Your help and contribution may restore life to my family and provide the minimum necessities of normal life
Any small donation or share of the post helps me save them
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Please stop and listen to our painful story and help me save the family 🇵🇸🇵🇸
Help me get my father and mother out and secure their lives
The story of my father and mother who suffered from illness and lived under the wall of a tent
“The tent was their only shelter. Its winter wall was made of threadbare fabric that did not protect them from the cold or summer heat. Inside, they were lying on a thin mattress, two defeated bodies suffering from diabetes and high blood pressure. They woke up every day to the sound of chronic pain and dreams. That relaxes with every breath.
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best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)
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when i was 9 my online friend who was like 16 said “Wawa” and in response i said “Womp” so then i made a scratch account with womp in it and it just stuck idk.. i don’t say womp womp
USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL
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TIME SENSITIVE HELP!!!
Hola I'm Calli, I'm currently in charge of a family of 9 after my in-laws lost everything in a house fire. Currently the ones holding together everything are me and my partner, but he is out of commission and I'm unemployed.
We're going through the lack of water supply, going for our 5th month now.
We're very grateful our last post didn't meet the goal but the funds will be used to get cat food.
Our whole situation is long and a mess but I don't want to make it unnecessarily long, we need help covering food, bottled water, medical attention, my medication, transportation and supplies to kill the mold and make our room available once more.
Overall we'll need $800 considering the USD to Mexican pesos and the tax PayPal takes.
$0/$800
Pay.pal Ko-fi
Useful links I use as proof, ask me anything I'll try to answer just I won't doxx myself or the people here.
Last post
About the fire
Proof compilation post
Kitty post
Can't stress enough how urgent it is we kill that mould and stop it.
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a little bit of dinner in my life
a little bit of mah boi by my side
a little bit of spaghetti is all i need
a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see
a little bit of pingas in the sun
a little bit of pootis all night long
a little bit of lamp oil here i am
a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.
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