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the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either
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are you mad at me. have you been mad at me. will you be mad at me. when will you be mad at me
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my greenest flag is being loyal before the relationship even starts
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not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing
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(voice of a man invariably alienated from the human experience): Hey guys
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i would never make a decision. what if i change my mind
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cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25
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Reblog if you’re 30 or older
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!
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learning that self depreciation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.
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Wait, are you going to outer space just to impress me?
GUILLERMO DE LA CRUZ & NANDOR THE RELENTLESS WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-) SEASON 5, EPISODE 3: PRIDE PARADE
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