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He's saying what we've all been thinking

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Művészet

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In order for the story to progress I’ve gotta put the guy into the situation but the guy isn’t naturally going into the situation so I’ve gotta figure out a semi-homemade mostly entertaining mostly believable way of getting the guy into the situation. But then is the situation itself even realistic? What does realistic mean when I have a half elf super mutant in this story? Would that half elf super mutant like almond milk? Almond milk existed in medieval Europe but would my readers believe that almond milk would exist in my setting? Should I do more research on how to make almond milk? What is this cone thing? Can I somehow use this almond milk cone thing to get my guy into the situation? Are elves allergic to almonds? Will I ever escape this hell I have created for myself?

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Double whammy of Venus McFlytrap & Scaradise Frankie Stein!! :D

Couldn't sleep last night, so got myself my favorite coffee & started working on these guys, Venus first & Frankie as daylight hit. And, to be honest... These two are my favorites I've done so far!!♡

Also, someone on reddit said this Frankie gives off Rainbow Dash vibes & I'm so here for it lol! They rock the silly look :P

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Lots of ominous news nowadays, but there are good things too! Thailand's Marriage Equality Law took effect today!

This tweet takes you to the top of a thread that lists all the changes, like replacing gendered terms like husband and wife with spouses, same-sex marriages have full legal status that, same-sex couples can adopt and use IVF and create pre-nups, just a whole lot of steps to make them equal.

It's all just so amazing and joyous. They hosted a parade for the newlywed couples!

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You know the story of mine, right? But it's fun regardless and I do love telling it. Your sister helped me (sorta) did you know that part?

So, your sister was trying to convince me to get on Gaia or Neopets or both back when we first met and I agreed. But I had zero clue what I wanted to make my username. I freeze up and go head-empty, no-thoughts when asked to name something. At least I do if it's "important." (Not that internet usernames are necessarily important, but it felt like it was.) I distinctly remember sitting in the cafeteria at lunch with her being like "what do I do???"

So I was reading these books from a series called The Magickers at that exact moment and there were these horrible nightmare creatures that kept attacking the main characters called wolfjackals. I decided "what the hell, why not?" and used it.

Only...I misspelled it. I didn't realize jackal was -al and not -le. Didn't realize the error for....far too long. And by that point? I was attached. Been using it ever since.

Do I remember much about the books? Nope. GoodReads rates them, like, 3 stars, so I'm not even gonna recommend them. It was one of those regular kids go off to an institute to learn magic stories that cropped up post Harry Potter, set at a summer camp if I remember right. I really enjoyed them at the time, though, and they gave me my username. So I'll always be grateful to them for that!

I'll tag...

@hailsatanacab @flipwizardstarlight @gremlin-bot @flowerparrish and anyone else who has a fun story they want to share!

Tag game🎉

Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!

For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)

They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.

That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.

Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well

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Weeping at this. Frighteningly similar to how I sound

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I dedicate this post to the funniest beef ever

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keep reading if you dare....

african forest buffalo

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spirit of the lantern

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In battle, that is!

If you like this stuff, please consider supporting me on Patreon, where you’ll find bonus content, tutorials and art references!

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I somehow managed to block AI overview on Google (do not ask me how to do it, I've got no idea. I'm so sorry).

Someone should ask it if Danny Fenton has ever been to Gotham.

W-

GOOGLE NO. WRONG. DO NOT CITE THAT

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Hey guys! Please reblog these completely unrelated random facts of the day!

ICE (US Immigration and Customs Enforcement Officers) are now legally allowed in 'safe' zones across the United States like churches, schools, and hospitals

and, completely unrelated:

Whether or not you are a US Citizen, you are not required to allow ICE or other officers into your home without a warrant that is valid, up-to-date, and signed by a judge

also, completely unrelated:

Whether or not you are a US citizen, you are not required to answer questions asked by ICE or other officers. Remember that anything you say could be used against you.

Just...you know...some random facts.

I know I am risking getting backlash again by posting this but yeah...this one's a lot.

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)

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hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right