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kepler stepping onto the hephaestus like
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obsessed with stories where the message is that you can’t bring someone back from the dead even if you can bring someone back from the dead
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it was either that or some vague allusion to the warm milk post
Minkowski: I killed a spider and now I feel bad.
Eiffel: Birth a spider to make up for it
Eiffel: Why did I say that
Minkowski: Why did you say that?
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Minkowski: I killed a spider and now I feel bad.
Eiffel: Birth a spider to make up for it
Eiffel: Why did I say that
Minkowski: Why did you say that?
#renee minkowski#doug eiffel#wolf 359#incorrect quotes#w359#incorrect w359 quotes#slime.txt#HELLO IM BACK
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Jacobi: Don't put words in my mouth.
Kepler: I'm not putting anything in your mouth.
#my meat is huge and i have a high iq#jacobi#daniel jacobi#kepler#warren kepler#kepcobi#maybe#source: discord#it is from a conversation with alexa#mod alexa? mod hen/tai?#have i ever revealed my name here?#im ollie#slime.txt
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eiffel was not the impostor
2 impostors remain
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Minkowski: are you fucking stupid?
Eiffel: broadly, yes, but what prompts you to ask?
#slime.txt#incorrect quotes#w359#wolf 359#incorrect w359 quotes#doug eiffel#renee minkowski#source: tumblr
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Maxwell: What are you writing?
Jacobi: The FBI wanted to know what kind of explosives we keep at Goddard. I'm writing them a personal letter explaining that that's private information.
Maxwell: ...that just says "fuck around and find out" in fancy calligraphy.
Jacobi: yeah 😌
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Maxwell: I'm sorry to say this, but you have a capacity to feel and are human.
Jacobi: take that back right the fuck now
#si-5#si 5#si5#daniel jacobi#alana maxwell#incorrect w359 quotes#incorrect wolf 359 quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect#spooky.txt#long story short? jacobis frontal lobe was removed
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Minkowski: Can you help me with-
Eiffel: Well, I would...
Eiffel: But this chair...
Minkowski:
Eiffel: It's real comf--
Minkowski: Just say no.
Eiffel: No.
Eiffel: Wait, damnit--
#incorrect quotes#incorrect w359 quotes#incorrect wolf 359 quotes#doug eiffel#renee minkowski#source: discord#spooky.txt
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maxwell: what's in the suitcase
jacobi: luggage
maxwell: you didn't bring any luggage
jacobi: ok you got me
jacobi: it's a c4, help me get it through airport security
#w359#wolf 359#incorrect quotes#incorrect w359 quotes#daniel jacobi#alana maxwell#si 5#i dont remember where this is from#sorry#spooky.txt
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enjoy my reaction to kepler saying "say again?" at the episode of Mayday
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are you sure about that
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god.
#spooky.txt#im relistening to it#the feelings are always so raw#honorable mention:#that time eiffel says#no wait#when hilbert almost tells minkowski about his daughter and stuff
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