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CLAY, THERES A BOMB UNDER THE CONTINENT, AND ITS GONNA GO OFF UNLESS YOU MAKE OUT WITH PERIL

”I- are you sure? I haven’t heard about this.. but I mean, better safe than sorry?” -Clay

[plain text: I- are you sure? I haven’t heard about this.. but I mean, better safe than sorry?]

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Hey Wasp, how would you react if you saw two dragons being in love?

“I wouldn’t care. It makes me squirm and grimace inside, but I couldn’t care less about the dragons in love. As long as they don’t flaunt it to me.” -Ex-Queen Wasp

[plain text: I wouldn’t care. It makes me squirm and grimace inside, but I couldn’t care less about the dragons in love. As long as they don’t flaunt it to me.]

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Coral. Are you a girlkisser?

”Of course not! .. I mean there’s nothing wrong with them! My dearest daughter Anemone is quite-“ -Queen Coral “OKAY MOM THATS FINE NO NEED TO SAY THAT!!!!” -Anemone

[plain text: Of course not! .. I mean there’s nothing wrong with them! My dearest daughter Anemone is quite- // OKAY MOM THATS FINE NO NEED TO SAY THAT!!!!]

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THE JADE WINGLET HAS BEEN TURNED INTO FRAUDS

KinkaFRAUD

BUMber

MIDtle

FRAUDwatcher

Winter

Qibli

Peril

”Hey! I would never be a fraud! >:(“ -Kinkajou “Okay, I can get why Qibli’s name is on there, but why did you not change mine! I’m not a fraud!” -Winter “Believe what you wanna believe ice-breath.” -Qibli “W-what’s that supposed to mean??” -Winter “Kinkajou how did you verbally say an emoticon-“ -Turtle “Wow. I’m not even on there but yet that monstrous weapon is. Honestly makes sense. Guess I’m the least fraud out of all of you?” -Carnelian

[plain text: Hey! I would never be a fraud! >:( // Okay, I can get why Qibli’s name is on there, but why did you not change mine! I’m not a fraud! // Believe what you wanna believe ice-breath. // W-what’s that supposed to mean?? // Kinkajou how did you verbally say an emoticon- // Wow. I’m not even on there but yet that monstrous weapon is. Honestly makes sense. Guess I’m the least fraud out of all of you?]

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Hey Wasp. *throws a blanket covered in bugspray on you* :3

*Unlike what the Hivewing Queen normally does when this happens to her, she doesn’t react. Doesn’t scream, doesn’t throw a fit, she just sits there, her talons clenching like she’s holding back rage.* “If you anonymous—who can’t even BEAR to show your faces—try this again.. I will make you pay.” -Ex-Queen Wasp

[plain text: If you anonymous—who can’t even BEAR to show your faces—try this again.. I will make you pay.]

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hEY WAsP! Do u ever Wasp? :P

”Hm. I do not know how I would “Wasp”, but if it means to be me, then yes I do.” -Ex-Queen Wasp

[plain text: Hm. I do not know how I would “Wasp”, but if it means to be me, then yes I do.]

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FACT:

Coral loved Gill like she loved no other man so much, that when he died she knew she would find no other man like him, and became a lesbian

”Ridiculous! I have found plenty of men like Gill! … Their names shall not be said.. for privacy, but believe me I have!” -Queen Coral

[plain text: Ridiculous! I have found plenty of men like Gill! … Their names shall not be said.. for privacy, but believe me I have!]

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ATTENTION ALL OF PANTALA!

You should own a musket for home defense, since that's what the Clearsight intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel cause nearby guards to wake up in fright. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Clearsight intended.

“…… Um, I don’t think that was in the book..” -Blue

[plain text: …… Um, I don’t think that was in the book..]

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To Secretkeeper

so are you into older men, or is Morrowseer just naturally tall

”That’s quite the question to ask aha! .. but kind of both. He’s surprisingly big for Nightwings, especially ones under the volcano, but he is older than me.” -Secretkeeper

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To Foeslayer

I know you ran over a teenage girl with your bergentruck

”Um.. I fear I don’t know what a.. “bergentruck” is. And I don’t think I would run over a teenager with it.” -Foeslayer

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Idk if you answer questions like this, but what are your headcanons for the villain's sexualities? (Darkstalker, Wasp, Scarlet, Blister, Morrowseer, Burn, Wh*rlp*ol)

uhhhh I don’t normally have much lgbtq+ headcannons for Wof characters (I’m the kinda person that if you tell me yours I go ‘hell yeah :D’) lol but I can try to think of some

Scarlet I feel is omnisexual maybe? Idk but I know that girl not straight 🧐🧐

Burn give me butch lesbian vibes :3 (I feel that’s probably a common headcannon for her but shshhhshsh)

And you know what Blister can be a femme lesbian cause I say so !!

Wasp is aromantic/asexual !! Or demiromantic/demisexual :p

Morrowseer can be bisexual cause all he do is eat hot chip and lie /silly /ref

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*throws a blanket over wasps face. But instead of hitting her with a fly swatter and spraying bug spray, when she takes the blanket off, a random plate of cooked rare steak is in front of her. With only a note that had a ":3" on it*

”WHY YOU-“ [The Hivewing rips the blanket off her, only to have a confused yet slightly relieved face to the cooked steak in front of her] “..Huh. I shall take this for you, but don’t think this will make me forgive all of you!” -Ex-Queen Wasp

[plain text: WHY YOU- // ..Huh. I shall take this for you, but don’t think this will make me forgive all of you!]

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Qibli and Moon give worst powerscaling opinion of all time! Asked to never do VS Debating again!

”Of course! Darkstalker was weak, I could beat him with one punch!” -Qibli “Okay I feel that’s just an obvious answer to ‘worst power scaling opinion’ — ahem, Queen Scarlet didn’t fight in any of her arena battles due to her being able to kill all the prisoners except for Peril. Actually, she probably could’ve killed Peril.” -Moonwatcher “Yikes, yeah that’s a good one.” -Qibli

[plain text: Of course! Darkstalker was weak, I could beat him with one punch! // Yikes, yeah that’s a good one.]

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Hey Scarlet, are you ✨️Thrilling✨️?

”Why of course darling. That’s like asking if I’m the best Queen of the Skywings, the answer is always yes, aha!” -Queen Scarlet

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Hey Wasp, what do u think about romantic relationships?

”Useless. A romantic relationship only means putting someone close to you as an equal. I refuse to compare someone to equal of my stature.” -Ex-Queen Wasp

[plain text: Useless. A romantic relationship only means putting someone close to you as an equal. I refuse to compare someone to equal of my stature.]

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To Kinkajou

how does it feel knowing you will NEVER get a pov book?

”Hey!! I don’t know what a pov book is but I WANT ONE NOW !!!” -Kinkajou

[plain text: Hey!! I don’t know what a pov book is but I WANT ONE NOW !!]

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To Carneliam

How would you react if you swapped roles with Qibli??? And would you like to do the swap RIGHT NOW??!!

Aaaand, u will be with moon and kinkajou

I swear Im not Darkstalker um yeah

”Qibli..? Oh, you mean that fucking sandwing? Yeah, I think I’d rip my scales off. And being with mumbles and ditzy too? Wow, it’s like my day couldn’t get any better. … I’m being sarcastic if you can’t tell.” -Carnelian

[plain text: Qibli..? Oh, you mean that fucking sandwing? Yeah, I think I’d rip my scales off. And being with mumbles and ditzy too? Wow, it’s like my day couldn’t get any better. … I’m being sarcastic if you can’t tell.]