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if any system friends i have have a simplyplural, feel free to message me about being friends lmfao. i need motivation to use it again. its our only way of organizing ourselves rn but its super outdated because the only one i can update it for is my wife…who already knows who all exists
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Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you're not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he's literally born to third wheel. No wonder he's pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he's gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It's like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn't working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What's a born hater to do
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Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica
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the legend when zelda breathes in the wild idk ive never played it
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#my wife and i were just talking last night#bc i grew up arojnd zelda and they didnt#and they were like isnt link kind of an asshole#and i was like uh YEAH botw is actually the kindest link ive seen so far. every other iteration hes a little shit#loz
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every time someone draws riju with white skin an angel loses its wings
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no because genuinely what the fuck would/COULD you do if you were a fairy living your best life and this was the last thing you saw before getting stuck in a gross smelly bag for goddess hylia knows how long
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the first of a series of stupid doodles inspired by my playthrough. ive been having a great time discovering you can “cook” fairies
#loz#legend of zelda#loz botw#botw link#botw#breath of the wild#technically this is my first playthrough but im picking up from an old save file from 2020 that i put down due to Trauma In My Life
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goddamn a game hasnt made me cry like that in a long time.
#kh#kingdom hearts 3#idk man theres just something about having been with a series for 17 YEARS#when i say i literally spent like 5 minutes curled up SCREAM SOBBING i mean it#and the tears still havent stopped tbh with tou.
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HOW DO YOUR PERCEIVE BLUE AND GREEN?
#good lord for an average result it sure isnt the most common#here i mean#i was called a true neutral in hue terms
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Shrimple and Clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
~🦐👑~
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ill stop drawing @niximilart gameplay stuff when it stops being funny
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I extracted these from the game and I can’t stop laughing
#NO BC MY WIFE AND I ARE FINALLY PLAYING KH2 AND IM SICK.#S I C K.#OF THE WAY THESE THINGS STEP TOWARD YOU#STOP BEING ZESTY#kh
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