"I know all your reasons to keep me from seeing everything is actually a mess." M!A: None (Indie private selective RP blog for the Laurens siblings and Eleanor Ball Laurens mainly from the Hamilton musical Multiship Please specify muse you want in asks or starter calls! 🐈 Loved By Jack / Mae! Active Muses: Mary, James, John (All verse dependent)
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I’m going to be doing these commissions right now, generally because it’s my only source of income. I have things I need to save up for, mostly to help my friend at this current point in time. I’d really appreciate the extra money to deal with a few personal issues going on at this point in time. I’d also very much appreciate signal boosting to get this out there.
You can find examples of my writing here on my ‘My Stories’ tag.
I will write about;
OCs so long as during our conversation about the commissions, I receive adequate information about the OCs in question
Any fandom so long as I can find adequate information on this as well
NSFW, though it’ll cost 5$ more
I will absolutely not write about anything that involves pedophilia, bestiality or incest. You can IM me about these commissions to talk further about this, and I accept the payment via my Paypal MaeMcKean.
It’ll be penny commissions, IE a penny a word like so;
100 words - 1$
500 words - 5$
1k words - 10$
and so on. In some cases I may not reach the full word length of the story, example it’s 99 words instead of 100, you’ll only owe 99 cents and sometimes, I may go over the word limit, but you won’t owe me anything more than the set price you’ve paid for the commission.
All you have to do is send me an IM about the commission so we can talk further before we work out the details and pricing of the commission.
Thanks for reading this!
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h eyy im. accepting that the muse here is dead.
they may come back one day
but for now, i’m over at @universalives and @strekurilia if anyone wants to do threads w the muses there or talk to me!!
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HAVE YOU CONSIDERED...... tattoo artist! John Laurens
Yes oh man. Also consider Alex being one of those annoying clients. Like he comes in wanting an entire fucking wall of text and John’s just like “do you know how small you are? This shit isnt going to fit”
Or he comes in with like 29 ideas for a tattoo and John keeps getting texts at 3 in the morning about new ideas and John has to start his tattoo design over 12 times until hes like “fuck it” and designs one himself that Alex fucking loves and why would you send this to me?
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*step step step*
ive come to give you Rat Power
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i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I’m saying makes sense, i’m simply stating the obvious. i’m sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.” and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and i’ve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.
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Stages of Relationships Starters
Stage 1 — Dating:
“Will you go out with me?”
“What do you say? You and me, that great pizza place downtown, tonight?”
“You look— amazing tonight.”
“Just one date. I promise. You won’t regret it.”
“I had an amazing time tonight. I’d love to do it again, sometime.”
“I know we’ve only just met, but I’d really like to take you out tonight.”
“I promise, I’m usually better at this—”
“This is my favorite restaurant. You’re gonna love it.”
“Wow, you look even better than your online profile.”
“It’s so amazing to finally meet you, in person.”
“Do you— wanna come upstairs/inside?”
“I can walk you home, if you’d like.”
“I wasn’t sure you’d show up. But I’m glad you did.”
“I was starting to think you’d stood me up.”
“Oh, God, my ex is here.”
“So, do I get a goodnight kiss?”
“I’m not great at first impressions, am I?”
“I know we’ve been on two dates this week, already— but how about another?”
“Whoa, that is off-limits until, like, the tenth date!”
“Wait, you’ve really never been on a date before?”
Stage 2 — Love/Intimacy:
“I think I’m in love with you.”
“Please— just kiss me.”
“I don’t want you to go. Stay the night?”
“More, please—”
“Come a little closer— please.“
“Do you think you might be ready— to take the next step?”
“I didn’t know what real happiness was until I met you.”
“I love you more.”
“God, you are so perfect.”
“Stop— you’re making me blush.”
“Just when I thought I couldn’t possibly love you more—you do this.”
“Do you love me?”
“I know it’s soon, but I think I’m falling in love with you.”
“I’ve been in love with you for months—I was just too scared to admit it.”
“Just one more kiss—okay, one more—just one mo—”
So—how do you say ‘I love you’ in your mother tongue?”
“I’m sorry— I’m just not ready for sex, yet.”
“My roommate is out of town—why don’t you just stay over?”
“So, I was googling ideas for our date. I found something called Netflix & Chill—I think we should do that.”
“I think we should move-in together.”
Stage 3 — Marriage Proposal:
“_____, will you marry me?”
“I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”
“I always thought that marriage was just a shame— but with you, I think it’s worth it.”
“Remember that time when (insert significant moment)? It got me thinking.”
“So, there’s something I’ve been wanting to ask you for awhile now.”
“I’ve been carrying this around in my pocket for a month, waiting for the right time. There is no right moment. So, I’m just going to go ahead and ask right now.”
“You make me a better person, and I want that forever.”
“Let’s run away together. Elope. Sounds like an adventure.”
“Dammit, my hands are shaking. Hold on, I’m super nervous.”
“Can we talk about this in private?”
“Why are you kneeling?”
“Is that a—?!”
“I–I don’t know what to say?”
“I thought you didn’t want to get married.”
“I knew there was a reason you were acting funny all day!”
“So, what’s the occasion? You never plan dates this fancy.”
“I know I said I didn’t want to settle down, but—”
“I asked your dad for your hand in marriage. Now, it’s time to ask you.”
“Of course I’ll marry you. Did you think I’d say ‘no’?”
“If this is about the baby— don’t do this. That’s not a good reason to get married.”
Stage 4 — Wedding & Honeymoon:
“I’m so nervous I could throw up. Someone get me a drink!”
“Please, get some sleep. Our big day is tomorrow. It’s gonna be amazing!”
“I can’t wait to marry you tomorrow.”
“Nah, omens are fake. No one believes that stuff. Tomorrow is gonna be perfect.”
“I promise I’m not getting cold feet, I’m just really nervous my ex is going to show up and ruin everything.”
“I do—”
“We’re married! We’re actually married now. I get to call you my husband/wife forever!”
“I know the guests are waiting at the reception—but I need a few minutes alone with my new wife/husband. Come here, you—”
“Do you think we’d get in trouble for skipping our own reception? I can’t wait to get out of here and start our honeymoon!”
“I know it’s supposedly bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding— but how do I look?”
“Pop the champagne! Let’s get this party started!”
“I know this day has been a disaster from the start—but I’ve never been happier, now that you’re mine.”
“I’m gonna cry—”
“I’d like to propose a toast to my bride/groom—”
“Wow—you look stunning!”
“Don’t panic— but I the best man/maid of honor is MIA.”
“This day has been perfect. I hope the rest of our lives together is just as amazing.”
“Last night was amazing. I’m glad we waited until we were married.”
“Let’s just stay in bed all day. Order room service. Maybe have a bubble bath. I have you all to myself, now.”
Stage 5 — Domestic Life:
“The food is not burnt. It’s—slightly toasted.”
“Tampons? You want me to buy you tampons? Me?”
“What do you mean, you lost the keys? This is the third time this week.”
“Change the channel, and I will kill you. I’ve been waiting for this show all day.”
“My underwear are all bright pink, now. Thank you for that.”
“Did you forget to walk the dog? He just made a puddle on the floor.”
“You, me, PJ’s, bed. PJ’s are totally optional, by the way.”
“I know you don’t like my parents, but we have to visit them sometime.”
“How about we never mention this situation again?”
“You should call the doctor about that. Don’t try to macho your way through it.”
“So, I got all the groceries. Except for this last one on the list. Is that an actual word, or did you just scribble something random with your elbow?”
“Did you steal my shirt again?”
“I made dinner. Your favorite.”
“Wait—you want me to wear that? In bed? It doesn’t cover anything!”
“I just bought this dress/shirt/etc at the store today. How do I look?”
“You look tense. You want a massage?”
“I just started a bath. Care to join me?”
“Thank you for taking care of the laundry.”
“Did you pay the bills today? I don’t get paid until tomorrow.”
“I couldn’t sleep either. Want me to make you some tea?”
Stage 6 — Pregnancy & Birth:
“I think I want to start a family, now.”
“What do you say we make a baby tonight?”
“What do you mean, you stopped taking your birth control?!”
“I’m out of condoms. Are you sure you still want to do this?”
“So—if we were to hypothetically have a baby, how would you react?”
“I took a pregnancy test today.”
“Have you been to the doctor yet, about that stomach bug?”
“You’re pregnant!? How far along?”
“When were you gonna tell me you were pregnant?”
“We haven’t told _____, yet. We should call them.”
“Who do you think we should name the godparents?”
“How are you feeling? Need me to rub your back? Get you something to eat? Turn the air down?”
“What do you think about (insert baby name), for a girl— or (insert baby name) for a boy?”
“Do you want to feel them? They’re kicking up a storm, right now.”
“Did you hear that? They said we’re having a boy/girl!”
“Please don’t freak out, but I’m pregnant— I SAID DON’T FREAK OUT!”
“I think my water just broke!”
“We need to go to the hospital. Now!”
“Just squeeze my hand. It’s gonna be alright. I’m here.”
“One more push! You can do it!”
Stage 7 — Children:
“They have your eyes—”
“Can you run to the store? We’re out of diapers, again.”
“Is it even possible for one baby to scream so much?”
“Ugh, they spit up on my good shirt.”
“They’re your kid before 5am.”
Shhh—they’re finally asleep.”
“I’ve been up since 4am. It’s your turn.”
“We make damn beautiful babies, don’t we?”
“The kids won’t stop fighting, again.”
“_____ got sent home from school for fighting.”
“_____ came home sick today. Great.”
“How do they outgrow their clothes so damn fast?”
“Their first word better not be a curse word. If it is, it’s your fault.”
“I think we’re damn good parents.”
“Why are both you, AND the baby, crying?”
“Can you help _____ with their homework tonight, while I make dinner?”
“It’s your turn to change the dirty diaper.”
“Is locking the kids in the closet—against the law?”
“No. She’s not allowed to date. Ever. End of discussion.”
“Wow, they have a very natural talent for _____. Maybe they’ll be a _____ when they grow up.”
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Seven Sinday Memes
Send a word for my muse to react to your muse doing the following… [Add reverse for your muse to do the action] Any context helps!
Pride
[braggart] to hear my muse brag about themselves
[brag] to hear my muse brag about someone they’re close to
[mirror] to find my muse checking themselves out in the mirror
[perform] for my muse to show off a skill they feel they’re the best at
[critique] my muse reacting to hearing criticism they don’t like
[wrong] my muse doing something to prove yours wrong
[credit] my muse takes credit for something our muses did together
Greed
[prized] my muse will talk about their most prized possession
[money] for my muse to lose all their money
[shine] to find my muse dressed up in very expensive clothing
[will do] my muse explains (or does) the worst thing they’d do for money
[secrets] my muse withholding secrets that would benefit your muse
[withhold] my muse refuses to help yours
[power] my muse does something to gain power over yours
Lust
[lustful] for my muse to talk about what they like about one of their partners/crushes (specify if possible)
[kiss] for my muse to kiss yours
[seduce] for my muse to try to seduce yours
[bloodlust] for my muse to hurt yours for fun OR laugh at your muse getting hurt
[cheat] to catch my muse cheating on their partner
[caught] your muse catches my muse naked
[frisky] for my muse to grope yours
Envy
[green eyed] for my muse to talk about the one thing they see other people have that they don’t
[jealously] for my muse to get jealous of yours
[steal] my muse steals something from yours
[negative] for my muse to put yours down
[mine] for my muse to get jealous about your muse getting hit on
[share] for my muse to share something with yours
[ruin] for m muse to sabotauge your muse’s attempts to finish a task
Gluttony
[food] for my muse to talk about their favourite food[s]
[eat] to join my muse for an excessive meal
[drink] to find my muse extremely drunk/high
[vice] to try to stop my muse from indulging in one of their vices
[hoard] to find something that my muse hoards
[punishment] to try to get my muse to stop feeling sorry for themselves
[meal] my muse cook yours a fancy meal
Wrath
[vent] for my muse to talk about something/someone they hate
[smack] for my muse to hit yours.
[shout] for my muse to yell at yours.
[hate] for my muse to say ‘i hate you’
[calm] to try to calm my muse down
[stop] to stop my muse from getting into a fight
[kill] to see my muse kill
Sloth
[relax] for my muse to talk about their most relaxing experience
[sleep] your muse waking mine up because they’ve overslept
[work] my muse avoiding doing something they should be doing
[inaction] for my muse to see a stranger getting hurt and doesn’t help
[lies] for my muse to lie to avoid responsibility
[boredom] for my muse to suggest some way to cure boredom
[too much] to try to get my muse to rest after staying awake/working for a long time
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( * &. – MORE POPULAR TEXT POSTS.
‘ i’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet. ’ ‘ i’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife) ’ ‘ let me just flirt with you and be a brat and send you cute half nudes. ’ ‘ blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we are literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical. ’ ‘ touch id is pissing me off. ‘try again’ the fuck? it’s me with a lil chicken grease. ’ ‘ call me in the middle of the night and tell me you can’t sleep without me. ’ ‘ healthy relationships with fathers? sounds fake. ’ ‘ me to my alarm in the morning: i was literally sleeping but go off i guess. ’ ‘ do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both ’ ‘ *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* i cannot believe this asshole didn’t use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable. ’ ‘ my specialty: the accidental 12 hour nap in broad daylight ’ ‘ quiet little moans while making out is the hottest thing ever ’ ‘ date somebody who will go on a road trip with you to see america’s 10 most haunted places ’ ‘ any vampires who need permission to enter my house…. you have my permission… you wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog and wind? you can do that… wanna drink my blood and take me away to your big vampire castle? alright friend, go for it ’ ‘ i’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them ’ ‘ *nervously calls crush bro* ’ ‘ i don’t have trust issues. i have ‘seen that shit happen before my own eyes’ issues. ’ ‘ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ’ ‘ concept: we are holding each other in bed, we look at each other and know that all that waiting all that distance was worth it to be close now ’ ‘ i’m so lucky to have gotten to watch you grow so much this past year. i’m so proud of you. ’ ‘ i’m so protective of me now, i’ll cut somebody off for simply having the wrong energy ’ ‘ why are you trying to make me horny. bitch, you know i’m making macaroni. ’ ‘ date a boy who curls up on your lap, even though he is 6’2" because he loves cuddles ’ ‘ going out on a date is cool and all; but what about simply sharing a bed with someone, listening to music and discovering everything about one another, together. ’ ‘ we are drunk and i ended up sitting on the bathroom counter with my legs wrapped around you, but when i wrote ‘marry me’ on your hand with a sharpie, i wasn’t joking. ’ ‘ you’re equivalent to my favorite color. you’re the human version of what is safe. ’ ‘ one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them. ’ ‘ you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when i’m not talking ’ ‘ why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had your back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary. ’ ‘ i like wearing your clothes. they smell like you and your scent is home to me. ’ ‘ *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay. ’ ‘ i like to blame myself for everything just in case. ’ ‘ the realist thing you can do for me is keep your word. ’ ‘ love yourself enough to set boundaries. your time and energy are precious. ’ ‘ i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break. ’ ‘ sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone. ’ ‘ who needs april fools. my entire life is a joke. ’ ‘ i wish i could be near you, my heart misses you. ’ ‘ i’m not trying my hardest but i’m very tired which i think should be taken into consideration. ’ ‘ me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare. ’ ‘ so what’s next? you heal. you grow. and you help others. ’ ‘ my kink is not setting an alarm for the next morning. ’ ‘ if you think i’m cute send me money. ’ ‘ one day i will take a good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry. ’ ‘ not a day passes where i don’t embarrass myself but it’s ok because i’m on the path to destroy my ego so i won’t be embarrassed anymore. ’ ‘ there is no reason not to love with you whole heart. ’ ‘ i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years. ’ ‘ sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and send that text. ’ ‘ ‘i can see your nipples through that shirt’ first of all stop being ungrateful. ’ ‘ so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ’ ‘ i heard you like bad girls. well i’m bad….. at everything. ’ ‘ yes, i am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but i still wanna be like……. loved and stuff. ’ ‘ i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot. ’ ‘ let me show you just how good i can be. ’ ‘ i’m just tryna chill on a beach somewhere at 3 am. ’ ‘ i have a serious weakness for thigh grabbing and hickeys. ’ ‘ i’m a snail and god is salting me. ’ ‘ i hate texting people who don’t use a billion emojis and a trillion exclamation points in their messages. just say you hate me and want me to die. ’ ‘ being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!??????? ’ ‘ i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years. ’ ‘ my heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and they thought of me. ’ ‘ i have hella heart eyes for you. ’ ‘ you’re cute. i wanna kiss you for a whole hour. ’ ‘ it’s pretty iconic to like yourself. ’ ‘ i am so jealous of animals that get to hibernate, like what the fuck, why can’t i just sleep for four months and then return to real life. ’ ‘ stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me) ’ ‘ i’m still obsessed with you like it’s day one. ’ ‘ to quote hamlet act iii scene iii line 92, ‘no’. ’ ‘ i would have a cuter room if i wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor. ’ ‘ on two hours of sleep i’m either way too happy or violently homicidal. ’ ‘ let’s go on a date and by date i mean lay in bed and make out for three hours. ’ ‘ alphabet soup. more like times new ramen am i right. ’ ‘ tbh it’s okay if no one else thinks i’m funny because i think i’m a riot. ’ ‘ catching feelings is bullshit. i’m just eating french fries, why i gotta think about kissing you? fuck you. ’ ‘ smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness. ’ ‘ self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta. ’ ‘ you didn’t go through all of that for nothing. ’ ‘ get you a girl who loses her shit every time you send a selfie. ’ ‘ i wish i could be there to take care of you right now. ’ ‘ home is where the heart is and my heart has always belonged to you. ’ ‘ i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash, and no responsibilities. ’ ‘ ok but platonic forehead kisses. ’ ‘ my heart is guarded but like… very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r-rated movie. ’ ‘ what doesn’t kill me doesn’t kill me (unfortunately). ’ ‘ do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks. ’ ‘ life tip: if nothing goes right go to sleep. ’ ‘ by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean i look 12? ’ ‘ cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part. ’ ‘ don’t depend on anyone. handle your own shit. ’ ‘ there isn’t one alternate reality where i didn’t fall in love with you. ’ ‘ being my ex must be the worst thing. imagine losing me? ’ ‘ if i say ‘backstreet’s back’ and you do not say ‘ALRIGHT!’ we’re not friends. burn in hell, you sick fuck. ’ ‘ i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet. if there are any cats in outer space, i love them too. ’ ‘ my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr. ’ ‘ you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on. ’ ‘ don’t look at my fucking boner when we fight. ’ ‘ not all heroes wear capes. a lot of them wear collars and are called dogs. ’ ‘ it’s you. it will always be you. ’ ‘ why do tattoos cost so much? i’m paying you to injure me. ’ ‘ thank you for being the biggest light in my life and saving me from the darkness. ’
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WARM AND FUZZY MEME! SEND AN EMOTICON FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO: 🍨 YOUR MUSE SHARING A DESSERT WITH MINE 🎂 YOUR MUSE CELEBRATING MINE’S BIRTHDAY WITH MINE ☕ YOUR MUSE BRINGING MINE A WARM DRINK 🍴 YOUR MUSE MAKING DINNER FOR MINE 👻 YOUR MUSE TELLING MINE A SPOOKY STORY BY TORCHLIGHT 💀 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MY MUSE DURING A SCARY MOVIE 💍 YOUR MUSE PROPOSING TO MINE 👶 YOUR MUSE REVEALING THAT THEY ARE PREGNANT WITH MY MUSE’S BABY 💋 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A KISS (SPECIFY WHERE) 👐 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A HUG 🐟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE TO THE AQUARIUM FOR THE DAY 🐜 YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN ‘ENORMOUS’ BUG 💐 YOUR MUSE BRINGING MY MUSE FLOWERS 🌱 YOUR MUSE AND MY MUSE PLANTING A GARDEN TOGETHER 🌛 YOUR MUSE CUDDLING MINE AS THEY SETTLE DOWN TO SLEEP 🌟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE STARGAZING ⛈ YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE DURING A THUNDERSTORM ☀ YOUR MUSE SLATHERING MY MUSE IN SUNBLOCK ☂ YOUR MUSE SHIELDING MY MUSE FROM RAIN ❄ YOUR MUSE THROWING A SNOWBALL AT MY MUSE 💧 YOUR MUSE CLIMBING INTO THE SHOWER WITH MINE 🐁 YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN 'ENORMOUS’ MOUSE 🛀 YOUR MUSE RUNNING A BUBBLE BATH FOR MINE 🎨 YOUR MUSE DRAWING/PAINTING A PORTRAIT OF MY MUSE ⚽ YOUR MUSE CHALLENGING MY MUSE TO A GAME 🎸 YOUR MUSE PLAYING MUSIC/SINGING FOR MY MUSE 💌 YOUR MUSE SENDING MINE A LOVE LETTER 🎁 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A GIFT 💔 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE AFTER THEIR HEART IS BROKEN ❤ YOUR MUSE DECLARING LOVE FOR MINE 💕 YOUR MUSE TELLING MY MUSE THAT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS
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Misc. sentence & symbol starters
Send one for my muse’s reaction (sfw & nsfw):
Feel free to change pronouns/etc, or add descriptions of what’s happening!
“It’s not so bad, once you get used to it. But once you get out? All Hell breaks loose.”
“I don’t need you to hold my hand. I can do this alone.”
“That letter you wrote–did you mean every word?”
“Come watch the sunset with me.”
“Once, just once, I’d like for someone to bring me flowers instead of corpses.”
“Everyone I’ve asked says you’re someone who can’t be trusted. What do you make of that?”
“You’ve been so quiet, lately. Is there something we need to talk about?”
“Nobody completes another person. There’s no such thing as a soulmate.”
“If we die tomorrow, I want you to know that you were the (best/worst) thing to ever happen to me.”
“Love doesn’t always involve suffering. At the very least, it shouldn’t.”
“Who taught you love was supposed to hurt?”
“I’m not asking for your deepest, darkest secrets. I’m just asking you to open up a little.”
“You wouldn’t hurt me. You can’t.”
“Does (name/pronoun) know you’re here with me?”
“When they died, I didn’t know what to do with myself. I just… got lost.”
“Rage will only get you so far.”
“There are more lives at stake here than the ones you care about! What gives you the right to decide that one person’s life weighs more than countless others?”
“You look at (name/pronoun) like you want to fuck (name/pronoun).”
“It’s been a bad day, please pay attention to me.”
“I want to make you feel good.”
“Can you stop eye-fucking me for five minutes?”
“What I’m saying is: I want to fuck you.”
“Not that I’m complaining, but your hand keeps brushing my groin.”
“Hands to yourself until I say otherwise.”
“On your knees, there we go.”
“Everyone knows the two of you have been fucking.”
“Getting laid might help you relax a little.”
“I could kiss you all day.”
“I’m not saying I don’t love you. I’m saying I don’t trust you.”
“Don’t think for one second that there’s anything I wouldn’t do for (name/pronoun).”
“Did I ever tell you about my parents?”
“You must have done something truly awful, to end up where you are now.”
“I didn’t know how to tell you, so I didn’t. I’m sorry.”
“Stop trying to make me feel guilty.”
“Tell me something nice, please. About anything.”
“If you don’t get out of bed, I’ll pour this coffee on you.”
“I’m afraid of a lot of things. You’re not one of them.”
“If you would just let me take care of you, this would be a lot easier on us both.”
“What makes you think I’d ever help you?”
“Do you need me to kill someone?”
Symbols (add as much or as little description as you’d like!)
★ to clap a hand over my muse’s mouth and drag them out of sight
❉ to kiss my muse on the mouth (or somewhere else, if specified)
↑ to pick my muse up and carry them, for whatever reason
™ to wrap an arm around my muse’s shoulders and pull them in for a hug
♫ to playfully slap my muse’s ass
✂ to grab my muse by the throat
☛ to start shouting at my muse for something they did
♦ to slide a drink towards my muse (alcoholic or otherwise)
♠ to tend to my muse when they wake up injured and confused in your muse’s home, having been rescued by your muse
≠ to slap my muse across the face!
♡ to touch my muse any way you’d like - add a description!
Add ‘reverse’ for our muses’ roles to be reversed!
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* THE MAZE RUNNER FILM TRILOGY PROMPTS .
THE MAZE RUNNER :
❛ He didn’t just see it. He killed it. ❜
❛ Great, we’re all bloody inspired. ❜
❛ Hell of a first day, [NAME]. Here. Put some hair on your chest. ❜
❛ Oh my God! What is that? ❜
❛ Trust me, the maze is a dangerous place. ❜
❛ He saved your life today. ❜
❛ We’re trapped here, aren’t we? ❜
❛ For the moment, but… you see those guys, there, by the fire? ❜
❛ How long have they been looking? ❜
❛ Its a lot easier said than done. ❜
❛ Listen. Hear that? It’s the maze, changing. It changes every night. ❜
❛ How is that even possible? ❜
❛ You can ask the people who put us in here, if you ever meet the bastards. ❜
❛ They are the strongest and the fastest of us all. ❜
❛ Of course, no one’s ever seen one and lived to tell about it. ❜
❛ It’s a girl. I think she’s dead. ❜
❛ Be careful, don’t die. ❜
❛ Well, what do you suggest we do? ❜
❛ Things are changing. There’s no denying that. ❜
❛ You were there with him. What do you think? ❜
❛ Look, if you want to throw the newbie a parade, that’s fine. ❜
❛ I am sure by now you all must be very confused… angry, frightened. ❜
❛ The people who put you here, I worked with them. ❜
❛ Why would they send us up if we were with them? ❜
THE SCORCH TRAILS :
❛ I’m slowly going crazy. ❜
❛ I keep wanting to chew off my own fingers and randomly kill people. ❜
❛ You’re not… her. You could never be her. ❜
❛ You think I have a bloody clue? ❜
❛ Bunch of crazies want to eat us for breakfast, by the looks of it. ❜
❛ We need to find another room, have a Gathering. ❜
❛ All this noise is driving nails through my buggin’ skull. ❜
❛ Wait here. ❜
❛ Don’t let me turn into one of those things. ❜
❛ Whose side are you on? ❜
❛ Maybe I’m just being paranoid, but I gotta find out for sure. ❜
❛ You kids wouldn’t last one day out in the Scorch. ❜
❛ Hope is a dangerous thing. ❜
❛ Hope has killed more of my friends than the Flare and Scorch combined. ❜
❛ I’m not asking anyone to come with me. ❜
❛ This, what you’re talking about, is impossible. ❜
❛ They’ll never stop. They’ll never stop, so, I’m gonna stop them. ❜
❛ Well, that’s a good speech, kid. So what’s your plan? ❜
❛ I have to admit… I’d like some revenge. ❜
❛ Remember… I love you. I love you, [NAME]. ❜
❛ I don’t think anybody every really leaves this place. ❜
❛ You ever get the feeling the whole world is against you? ❜
❛ Where did you come from? Where’re you going? How can I profit? ❜
❛ They won’t feel a thing. ❜
THE DEATH CURE :
❛ But even if it’s not my first, it’s likely to be my last. ❜
❛ I want you to know that I’m not scared. ❜
❛ It’s losing myself to this virus, that’s what scares me. ❜
❛ If I could do it all over again, I would. And I wouldn’t change a thing. ❜
❛ There’s no guarantee we’ll make it back from this. ❜
❛ But we started it together, we might as well end it that way too. ❜
❛ Don’t look at him. Why are you looking at him? Look at me. ❜
❛ Well… Nobody’s perfect.. ❜
❛ How many kids do they have to roud up, torture, kill? ❜
❛ When the hell does it stop? ❜
❛ There is no goddamn cure! ❜
❛ You can’t save everyone, [NAME]. ❜
❛ If we find a cure that’s the only way all of this was worth it. ❜
❛ Do you regret it? What you did to us? ❜
❛ I knew I would follow you anywhere. And I have. ❜
❛ I know you’ll find a way to do what’s right. You always have. ❜
❛ Take care of everyone for me. And take care of yourself. ❜
❛ You deserve to be happy. ❜
❛ Why are you helping us? I put a spear through your chest. ❜
❛ It stops when we find a cure. ❜
❛ Am I missing something here? ❜
❛ I did what I thought was right. ❜
❛ You can save your friends, or you can save us all. ❜
❛ My hope for you: when you’re looking back years from now, you’ll be able to say the same. ❜
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Seven Sinday Memes
Send a word for my muse to react to your muse doing the following… [Add reverse for your muse to do the action] Any context helps!
Pride
[braggart] to hear my muse brag about themselves
[brag] to hear my muse brag about someone they’re close to
[mirror] to find my muse checking themselves out in the mirror
[perform] for my muse to show off a skill they feel they’re the best at
[critique] my muse reacting to hearing criticism they don’t like
[wrong] my muse doing something to prove yours wrong
[credit] my muse takes credit for something our muses did together
Greed
[prized] my muse will talk about their most prized possession
[money] for my muse to lose all their money
[shine] to find my muse dressed up in very expensive clothing
[will do] my muse explains (or does) the worst thing they��d do for money
[secrets] my muse withholding secrets that would benefit your muse
[withhold] my muse refuses to help yours
[power] my muse does something to gain power over yours
Lust
[lustful] for my muse to talk about what they like about one of their partners/crushes (specify if possible)
[kiss] for my muse to kiss yours
[seduce] for my muse to try to seduce yours
[bloodlust] for my muse to hurt yours for fun OR laugh at your muse getting hurt
[cheat] to catch my muse cheating on their partner
[caught] your muse catches my muse naked
[frisky] for my muse to grope yours
Envy
[green eyed] for my muse to talk about the one thing they see other people have that they don’t
[jealously] for my muse to get jealous of yours
[steal] my muse steals something from yours
[negative] for my muse to put yours down
[mine] for my muse to get jealous about your muse getting hit on
[share] for my muse to share something with yours
[ruin] for m muse to sabotauge your muse’s attempts to finish a task
Gluttony
[food] for my muse to talk about their favourite food[s]
[eat] to join my muse for an excessive meal
[drink] to find my muse extremely drunk/high
[vice] to try to stop my muse from indulging in one of their vices
[hoard] to find something that my muse hoards
[punishment] to try to get my muse to stop feeling sorry for themselves
[meal] my muse cook yours a fancy meal
Wrath
[vent] for my muse to talk about something/someone they hate
[smack] for my muse to hit yours.
[shout] for my muse to yell at yours.
[hate] for my muse to say ‘i hate you’
[calm] to try to calm my muse down
[stop] to stop my muse from getting into a fight
[kill] to see my muse kill
Sloth
[relax] for my muse to talk about their most relaxing experience
[sleep] your muse waking mine up because they’ve overslept
[work] my muse avoiding doing something they should be doing
[inaction] for my muse to see a stranger getting hurt and doesn’t help
[lies] for my muse to lie to avoid responsibility
[boredom] for my muse to suggest some way to cure boredom
[too much] to try to get my muse to rest after staying awake/working for a long time
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