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LILIA CALDERU | AGATHA ALL ALONG ↪ divination

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LILIA CALDERU | AGATHA ALL ALONG ↪ divination

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Jennifer my beloved

SASHEER ZAMATA as JENNIFER KALE in

AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.05

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just slime me atp😭😭

the percy jackson world sounds like a nightmare bc what do u mean i find out that one of my beloved parents isn’t actually my bio parent but it’s actually a deadbeat god who doesn’t even know me and also a bunch of monsters are gonna come after me so i get sent to camp for “my protection” but one of the responsible adults there hates every camper and i have to play fight games and get hurt and also help clean stuff and share a living space with a hundred different kids idk and maybe i also have to save the world even though i’m like a teenager and there are gods with magical powers out there???? atp just let the monsters take me

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riri and her bulging muscles compilation.

between this and her pulling a metal bar off the elevator wall with her bare hands, proceeding to weight lift the door up…girl you’re a fucking tank and I’m so into it

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𝔰𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔶

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Tv Show " Once Upon a Time"

S01 E05

please, like/reblog if you use it

don’t redistribute and claim as your own

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Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

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#here🙂‍↕️

Watch me try to single handedly revive the OUAT fandom.

Where are my Regina stans at 👀

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I love when villain characters are like, not doing anything or being reasonable but everyone is still Suspicious of them. I'm specifically thinking of a scene from season 2 of ouat where rumplestiltskin was like 'hey I figured henry is having nightmares after the sleeping curse, here's something to help with that' and david is all 'and WHAT do you want huh. magic always comes with a price. what is your plan WHAT do you want from henry' and rumple was like '🤨well he's 9 so I think we can just call this a freebie?' lmfao

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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

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theres just a lot going on lemme repost rq </3

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Ill never stop blogging. I could become prime minister and youd still see me on here posting

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Two Faced -Yandere Stalker/Cop

Yandere! Cop who pulls you over for a DUI. You're barely under the legal limit and it's clear you can't hold your liquor in the slightest.

Yandere! Cop who feels his cock twitch when you blow into the breathalyser, your eyes flickering up at him all half lidded like he's just fucked you raw, teasing him that most fellas don't say please as nice as you do officer.

Yandere! Cop who says he'll follow you home, just to make sure you're safe. You don't see anything strange about it, he's a cop after all. But now he knows where you live, he knows what car you drive, he knows that your roommates always leave for school at the same time you do.

Yandere! Cop who looks so damn good in his uniform, who has the muscles to fill it out just right.

Yandere! Cop figures out early on that you're a hard-core party girl. Different guys coming home with you every weekend. He doesn't like it, but he understands. You're probably just lonely - filling your bed with strangers to chase away the cold.

Yandere! Cop aims to fix that.

Yandere! Cop who makes sure he gets the weekend off and who makes sure to run into you at the club. You're totally wasted this time, hanging onto his arm and running your fingers up his biceps, giggling about what big muscles you have officer.

Yandere! Cop who takes you home and just let's you sleep it off in his bed. His cock is raging and he wants to fuck you more than anything, but he's a gentleman and you're hammered.

Yandere! Cop who makes you breakfast and a good ol' fashioned hangover cure all the cops swear by. He drives you home and tilts your chin up to kiss you. "How about a proper date, babydoll?"

You giggle and blush and slip away before he can get an answer.

Yandere! Cop who can never get with you in the daylight. You'll kiss him and grind up against him on the dance floor and warm his bed later that night, but you're almost always gone by morning.

Yandere! Cop who doesn't want you as just a fuck buddy. He wants you as his girlfriend, maybe his wife someday.

Yandere! Cop who'll take what you give him. He'll fuck you screaming and when you leave the next morning, he'll bury his head in your pillow and try to catch the remnants of your scent.

It goes on for months. He's becoming a neglected dog, fed on the scraps of attention you give him. He's starving, he's ravenous, he's slowly going rabbid.

Yandere! Cop who does something he didn't think himself capable of - he starts following you. Just a little at first, just so he can learn more about you. He's curious and you don't talk about yourself so it makes perfect sense, right? It's harmless.

Yandere! Cop who breaks into your apartment when you're in class. Just to make sure everything is safe. And if he jacks off into your used panties, it's just a kind of payment. He's going above and beyond for you, doesn't he deserve a little reward?

Yandere! Cop who sees you kissing another man on the walk back from school. You've got your hands on his chest and you're standing on your tip toes under the magnolia trees, like the poster of a sappy fucking romcom.

Yandere! Cop who's never been more angry in his life. And so he sends you a bloody bullet in the mail, your name carved into the steel.

And it works. You call him, terrified that you pissed off the wrong person somehow.

Yandere! Cop who loves being there to comfort you, who feels so masculine and strong when you cling onto his arm and sob about your big, scary stalker.

Yandere! Cop who takes endless pictures of you going about your day and leaves them on your doorstep.

Yandere! Cop who slowly becomes your boyfriend. Who's there the second your stalker gets too close or frightens you too badly. Who makes you feel so safe in his arms.

Yandere! Cop who carefully suggests you move in with him. He's a cop afterall, and no one would be stupid enough to break into his apartment.

Yandere! Cop who'll do something vicious everytime he feels you straying away from him.

Yandere! Stalker who leaves your pet's head in a box on your porch when you refuse to cut off your male friends.

Yandere! Cop who coos over you when you sob, as though he isn't the one scaring you.

Yandere! Cop who is extra careful with everything he does, so that you never suspect that he and your stalker are one and the same.

He's a cop afterall, and he's just keeping you safe. Even if you don't always see it that way.

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WATER WITCH🐚