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I stole this idea from another blog,but I cant reber the name. Every single person who reblogs this before 10 February will recieve a baby pokemon in their inbox,after this egg harches.
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Hi the way people raise boy and girl children differently is DISGUSTING, I just learned that my mtf friend has never been bought a stuffed animal ONCE in her entire life???? this princess has NEVER had a teddy bear in her bed???
Long story short it is 9pm and I am furiously driving to fucking Target bc the first store didnt have any that were good enough I am
SO MAD RN
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@setheverman: remaking the spongebob squarepants theme song into a classical piece.
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me: hi how are you?
customer: im returning this
me: *slaps my ass loud enough to deafen them* i said how are you
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No one breaks your heart more than you do by overthinking every goddamn little thing
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you’re not too sensitive. you’re not overreacting. if it hurts you, it hurts you.
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soon: comfy sweaters, hot beverages in cups, leaves crunching under your feet, drops of rain against the window, reading your book in bed
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Are you gonna eat today’s ass, or let today top you?
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You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods
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if you think someone looks pretty today, tell them. if you think someone is doing a good job, tell them. if someone made you smile today, tell them. if someone did something amazing, tell them. if someone made your day 100x better, tell them. if you love or appreciate someone, tell them. it always feels good to be acknowledged :-)
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