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Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

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Happy Hanukk-cat and Happy Mew Year, from me and Sluggo

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i do think that the funniest i've ever been was entirely on accident one christmas when i was little. i'm a lifelong animal lover and left out carrots and water for the reindeer each year because they were doing the real work, and my poor parents tried to make a magical memory for me and left one carrot on the plate with a bite out of it as if the reindeer had left it.

unfortunately little me had the reasoning skills of a little sherlock and surmised based on my experience with horses that the teeth marks were WAY too small to have been from a reindeer and HAD to have been from a human.

which led to baby pen being PISSED at santa's greedy ass for getting at the carrots that were NOT for him.

the entire christmas morning was derailed because of my fury at santa claus. we didn't even open presents immediately because i had to write a letter IMMEDIATELY to let him know those carrots were NOT for him and it was NOT NICE to not share with the reindeer especially when EVERYONE was leaving cookies for him and-

needless to say, my parents did not EVER try to manufacture christmas magic again for fear of setting off a tiny reindeer union leader.

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Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.

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gonna take john calvin and whoever invented catholicism (probably another john everyone in history's named john) out to the back 40 and ol' yeller them to death.

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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate

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Youre not high. You're pregnant with weed. If you don't keep smoking the baby will die inside you.

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Worth a try! If you do it let me know. <3

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Comet Lovejoy shooting through space, visible near Earth’s horizon in a nighttime image captured by astronaut Dan Burbank aboard the International Space Station on December 22, 2011.

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a meme that DEFINITELY needed improving. thank you all

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Decided to redraw my Candle Girls from last holiday season, and a new friend of theirs that someone suggested I include- Kwanzaa!

Once again, happy candle month to all who celebrate!

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Yeah it was me, I made the Cool S sword.

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ok anyways. post this beast

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My Christmas wreath

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once every 2 million babies, a “strong baby” is born. That baby has the strength of one hundred regular babies. I am that baby, and I wish you a merry christmas