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"I dare you to call Lizzy and ask her to pick up pizza, then when she arrives to greet her like a really shitty porno flick AND I DO MEAN the whole 9 yards. You have to at least say you don't have any money and ask if you can repay her in a different way. Lots of eyebrow waggles."

"..."

".........??!?"

"I have to do this, don't I..."

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Jeremy, do you keep light up sketchers under your bed to walk around the house at night?

"That depends... on if you've already looked under my bed or not."

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"I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me.

"Do you know what that constellation is?"

"ummmmm no. I don't which one is it?"

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"Next step is to fold in the cheese...... How do we do that..."

"YOu. Fold it. f o l d. it. Ya know like. Folding."

"..it."

Now he was rethinking his cooking class idea. Or maybe she just had too high expectations for twenty bucks and a box of Kraft.

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This is just a for fun little verse for @naruto-9tails

Jeremy is a part of the Inuzuka clan, he has a wolfdog companion animal named Toboe (fc for this is from Wolfsrane.) He's a year ish ahead of Naruto and the main show gang - Chunin at age 17, which in this universe is basically a late bloomer. 

Stats:

Taijustu - above average

Genjutsu - none

Ninjustu - Clan based abilities, mostly to do with his animal companion 

Special - Luck. Jeremy has a talent for rolling nat20 in the dumbest situations. 

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Jeremy's eyes flashed, though it wasn't necessarily a threat. More like... Bad Decision Made.

"If we're taking out the trash..."

In a fraction of a second, he'd tackled the other boy around the midsection - but instead of throwing Naruto to the ground though, Jeremy hoisted the fellow ninja over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

"I'll start with you~"

Naruto braced, but not for that. He expected a punch because that was this guys usual go to. This, Naruto had been completely unprepared for.

"HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING PUT ME DOWN!"

"IM WARNING YOU YOU GOT THREE SECONDS BEFORE I PUMMEL YOU INTO THE GROUND"

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"So I need two sugar gliders? or wait... maybe infinite? it's gotta stop somewhere."

"Do you think a sugar glider counts as an emotional support animal?"

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"Oh shit yeah, I could bring it to school!" Jeremy excitedly hands his phone over, an image of the pet in question tucked away in someone's hoodie sleeve. "This is like their natural environment. I wear hoodies all the time."

"...I am violently attracted to you right now."

"If you can get the paperwork, I can compel them to sign it off."

"Sound good?"

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"Do you think a sugar glider counts as an emotional support animal?"

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SO YOU WANNA DATE MY SISTER??

Let me help you out with a list of great date night movies

Sphere

The Meg

Soul Surfer

Sanctum

Avatar 2

Underwater

Christine

Descent

The Shallows

Under Paris

Hey, write these down, I mean it.

@little-elena @elenva

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This was the weirdest job he'd ever had. No orientation. NO training. Just an employee handbook that he hadn't bothered to read.

Now it was just him and his flashlight in a strange old building.

"Shit what was that??" Jeremy whirled around and strained his eyes to see through the darkhallway.

@lethal--company

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"How dare you??? We would have SUCH nice flower dates!!"

"Why would you reject my bug date!!"

"The only reason for bugs to go on dates is for the girl bug to eat the boy bug's head off. I like my head where it is. I'm a lover not a meal."

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"if you were a bug and i were a bug would you hangout on a flower with me?"

"Prolly not."

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Oh that is n e w.

Jeremy's Praise? Is a whole new validation she didn't know she could feel. Tingles down her spine, the second his smile widened. This is the kind of high she'll chase forever.

With a love-drunk giggle, Lizzy titled her head playfully. "V e r y funny Jemy, but if you repeat that I might have to draw b l o o d~" It sounded like she was flirting, but that was DEFINITELY a sly threat under the radar.

"Listen." Lizzy stepped into his space, eyes so big and blue as they stared up at him. "This can never leave these four w a l l s..."

"Just this once, for tonight, I'll forget to forgive anyone. It can wait, I have other things to be doing. Like kissing y o u..."

The energy settled and shifted pleasantly around them, hackles falling and goofy warm eyes meeting. "Yes," he chuckled and pushed his nose against hers in an Eskimo kiss.

"Yes to all of the above. You can stay." He kissed her nose.

"You can forget about everything else." He kissed her chin.

"And you can let me love you aaaaaaallll night." He kissed her lips.

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A subtle shift in her face as she tensed her jaw and gritted her teeth? And now she's never looked more like Damon when someone agitates a sire.

Jeremy, this pedestal protects you t o o. She would have thrown anyone across the room. But never y o u.

"...Jeremy she couldn't h e l p it. How am I supposed to be mad at her for yelling at me? She doesn't have practice being a mom, let alone an a d u l t-!"

"And yet, I'm here, pissed off because she told me to get out of her s i g h t like I'm the biggest traitor in the WORLD for being scared of the s a m e bitch ass Hybrid as h e r. You'd think she'd understand? Right? Jesus fucking christ I can't win."

"Maybe she was right. What a cushy life I had back home, why the fuck did I leave, huh! What the h e l l am I doing here? Oh wait. I came to see h e r. This is the fucking thanks I get."

"How am I doing? Mad enough yet?"

Jeremy still hasn't comprehended the danger he keeps coming so close to, and if she keeps it up? Maybe he never will. So blissfully unafraid. So in over his head and just learning how to swim.

"Yes! Better," A smile tugged at his features, pleased with her, encouraging her to feel what she feels. "Keep going. Fuck 'em. They don't deserve you."

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An instant fire stormed in her eyes the SECOND Jeremy lost his patience with the world- but he controlled the flames the moment he told her it was Okay.

She didn't believe him, but god it felt so good to hear it from someone.

Is it really okay?

"No. Not with t h e m. Mad got me KILLED, and everyone else is mad at them e n o u g h. I certainly don't need to add to that, everyone else is doing a fine job without my help..." Maybe she got it from Elijah: You always forgive your family.

Are her eyes watering again already? "I just- I need her to be able to t r u s t me. I owe it to her, her love is the o n l y reason I exist-!"

"But she's not... Just just your mom?" A teenage boy very rarely said the right thing in the first try, but the pedestal Lizzy kept putting these adults on just continued to confuse him. He'd lost his parents, but he'd never felt the way that Lizzy seemed to feel about hers. Not in life and not now, in death.

"Parents are just... People. Just fuck ups like everyone else. You don't owe them anything." The last came out a bit too bitter for his age, jaded far too young.

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“Well the complaining obviously didn’t sell it for her!”

Jeremy might be one of the only people Lizzy will voluntarily allow herself to shrink down in front of. Everyone else will see it happen against her will, but in Jeremy’s room she isn’t mortified. Her breathing struggled to regulate, but after a few more sniffles, Lizzy settled for grumbling against his ribcage. 

“Everything hurts, and I can’t even t e l l anyone, because they’ll think it’s her fault when it’s n o t.” Even when she’s crying her eyes out. “She’s the best mama in the world and I’m so grateful for her- But she thinks my life with Klaus is cushy. And I can never tell her what it’s really like. I just have to keep protecting her from that.”

"Can I hide out here? She didn't want to see me, I didn't know where else to go."

"Why do you always do that?" He shook his head, sometimes Jer was chillest guy in town and others he went off like a hairpin trigger.the only issue here was he couldn't throw down with her tormenters in the school parking lot like he could with Tyler.

"You don't have to defend the people that hurt you. That keep hurting you. I don't care if it's Katherine or Klaus, you constantly make excuses for them. You can just. Be mad. It's okay."