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I NEED someone to draw Jily as that deer in headlights couples costume!!!

You know the one, where Lily would have like headlights on her tits and James as(of course) a deer!!! Pleaseeeeee

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farewell, maggie smith

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“we need more complex female characters” the second women start showing a glimpse of emotion y’all call them over-sensitive or annoying. smh.

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‘what if we’d gotten highschool sweethearts romione’ is a genuine though that keeps me up at night (i would do nothing to change their slow burn however)

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what a cute couple i bet they shop at forever 21

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sneaking in a quick snog before being called to dinner

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i’m a camp counselor and one of my 9-year-olds knows what drapple is. idk what to do with this information

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I love telling people that Snape was 31 years old in the first Harry Potter book and at most 38 when he died … he should have been at the podcast mic …

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Headcanon: After the war, dark wizards clear out of Knockturn Alley, leaving it a ghost town. Property gets bought up cheap, and the alley becomes Wizarding Britain’s new gay district.

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It is very telling to me that people here seem more upset over JK Rowling being a Holocaust Denier now, as opposed to the 5+ months of bullying, harassment, death threats, rape denials, rape apologism, suicide baiting, doxxing, Holocaust Inversion, Hitler apologism, victim-blaming, dehumanization, gaslighting, and antisemitism in general that Jews have been dealing with since October 7th.

Leftists and Westerners only care about antisemitism when it is convenient for them to do so. 😒

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Snape was fr in his 30s beefing with a prepubescent CHILD … he would have fit in right here on tumblr dot com

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Always very funny to go from tumblr culture (Harry Potter basically, like, anathemized) to coworkers or relatives just casually bringing it up with zero idea about why the franchise would even be controversial. Unironically one of the bigger bubbles I forget I'm in.

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“i love this little thing, this little thing i made… i love it so much i’d die for it, over and over again.”

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I think people who lost their shit over badly written video game goblin racism shouldn’t have a say in what is or isn’t antisemitism

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i NEED the marauders girlies to look at Dominic Sessa bc that's Remus Lupin right there im sorry but Andrew Garfield will never come close he's lacking the tall weirdo gene

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hey so. i’m thinking about abandoning this sideblog