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Exploding them with my mind

Transcript:

Impulse: "Did you see you and Skizz by the fire out there?"

Tango: "No"

Skizz: "What's up?"

Tango: "Oh"

Impulse and Tango: *laughs*

Tango: "Ehh looking good, look at that physique, yeah!"

Skizz: "So, is it- I get all the static from Grian and Gem when we're playing Guess the Build for not putting clothes on people, why would they do this to me and Tango? What kind of camping trip do they think Tango and I go on?"

Tango: *laughing* "Camping trip"

Impulse: "Think? Oh, they've heard the stories"

Tango: "Oh yeah"

Scar: "What stories about naked camping with Skizz and Tango?"

Skizz: "There's no such thing and don't say that stuff out loud on the internet!"

Impulse: "They like to reenact the show Naked and Afraid so they go in the wilderness buck naked for 21 days to see if they can survive it"

Tango: (overlapping) "Absolutely, it's so good"

Scar: "Oh my god"

Tango: "Just hanging around the campfire, roast our chestnuts on the open fire"

Impulse: (overlapping) "I heard they made it like 8 days last time which is pretty impressive"

Skizz: "Tango's always the one- he's always the one who's like "I'm cold, we have to- we have to, you know, we have to- our body heat"

Tango: (overlapping) "We have to skadoodle, yeah"

Skizz: ""We have to skadoodle" and I'm like "we're not even out of the car yet, bro""

Scar: "Together we're strong"

Impulse: "It is kind of odd that he always calls big spoon considering he's the smaller one between you two, but whatever"

Tango: *laughs* "It's not about how tall you are, I mean"

Skizz: "It just looks like I'm wearing a backpack"

Impulse and Tango: *laughs*

Tango: "It's like Luke Skywalker when he was carrying Yoda in Empire Strikes Back"

Scar: "Did you guys see Andor?"

*more laughing*

Tango: *Yoda impression* "Oh, to the naked first we will go"

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smth smth... so we know Tango's a beast at eating spice, and not showing when he's getting shocked (and i'm directly projecting that onto his cubito, stay with me here) so... so when is he gonna be tested for how many kissies he can get before he gets too embarrassed about it.

Zed, Impy, Skizz get on that. C'mon now, no need to be shy, we have experiments to do <3

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Every second of every day i think about this btw. tango has the hots for skizz (obviously) and is yearning like a repressed gay schoolboy

if tango keeps saying that skizz is the most handsomest of the zits im gonna run him over

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if tango keeps saying that skizz is the most handsomest of the zits im gonna run him over

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sometimes rpf is literally just the most logical conclusion

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HE JUST GOT THERE

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everything tango does is gayer than gay sex

this is true

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i've only become more powerful as the streams go on

i'm already cooking up some powerful rpf in preparation for the new zits night and the hc charity stream ... Watch out

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gestures vaguely at the hot ones and shock collar segment. anyone else seeing this

not enough sadist skizz/masochist tango in this fandom if im being honest

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little Tango maid

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I love making my own merch,,, <33

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Literally explodes no i was reminded of how fucking weird skizz & tango are about eachother (<- very affectionate, i love them so much) and i'm just?!?!?! HELLO. HOW COME I BARELY SEE ANYONE TALK ABOUT THEM.

Seemingly randomly any chance Skizz gets he brings up Tango?? Out of the blue?? I've started to notice that HARD recently,,, and then just add on top how weird they are about eachother,,,

IMP & SKIZZ MY BELOVED BUT WHERE IS EVERYONE WHO MAKES FANART & FICS AND EVERYTHING FOR THESE TWO OTL

omfg skizz bringing up Tango during that cutie little charity stream with Joker and the bunch, randomly mentioning him on hermitcraft (<- the most natural environment of all, this one at least makes sense for him to be thinkin of Tango ykyk), HIM MENTIONING TANGO DURING SPLIT FICTION?? HIS LITTLE 1 ON 1 SILLY TIME WITH IMPY???

And then on the other side of that we have Tango with Skizzie's screaming literally. In his base. To listen to. Always. He's not as outwardly weird unless you put them anywhere together. I will not forget him commenting on Skizz's ass. Or their little??? Fishing honeymoon in Simple Life. What is wrong with them. What the hell.

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the guys ever. if i'm being honest

woe . throws them at you

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skizz: tango you're a catch dude, of course i'm gonna kiss and tell. it makes me look cool!

from R.E.P.O. Tango/Impulse/Jojo - Messing With The Huntsman!