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i need to be kissed and cuddled

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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Gotta reblog it again because things have only gotten worse, but FUCK IT WE BALL

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I was at a Barnes & Nobles with a friend and saw a notebook that said Bibliophile on it, and my immediate response without thinking was, "You can phile my Biblios anytime."

A nearby dude also there with his friend laughed as well. It was great.

literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

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Hi, what kind of snake is Banana Bread, if you don't mind me asking? He looks very handsome!

Hello! Banana Bread is believed to be a Pastel Banana morph of Ball Python. I'm not 100% sure that he is a Pastel, but he's definitely a Banana morph. I rescued him from Petco when i worked there because he was malnourished and dehydrated, and Petco's suppliers dont actually label the morphs of their snakes.

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My friends and i discuss Banana Bread all the time! He's the funkiest lil dude.

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I have one brain cell, and it is working overtime just to tell me that I'm in pain

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I am reposting for the FUTURE

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Hey there! Any other person with EDS than knows how to pop back a subluxated shoulder? It has been this way for some time and I can’t put it back please help

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The abuse was not my fault.