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Hey, hey? Come here. Come here?

grab

Fwooooooooooooooomph~

Muuuch better!

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you're so cute and pretty! go get yourself a little treat

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Marshmallow body girl

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what if kacy was bigger..

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You know what? Work STINKS!!!!

Phwoomp!

Im outa here!!

Floats through the skylight

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Fat girls in skirts that are more like fabric belts with how their bellies hang out from under them....

awooogha

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It’s happening

When you can feel yourself slowly getting bigger and heavier and realize you’re in trouble.

But you just can’t stop eating.

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hello mutuals i am doing this to your beautiful fat belly 💜

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Island jade isn't on a diet or anything, it's just that she's lacking in the fighting department for a bit after years of mainly preying in fearful victims.

She doesn't benefit from 12 self-given buffs that last for a few millennia from how many times they are stacked.

Fun fact:

One does not strife against Executive Warp Restaurant Jade for the fact that it's a completely one-sided fight that you will lose. (Like, she's the arena too, where did you think it was a reasonable idea?)

Meanwhile, island jade is the local mini-boss that can be walked over.

The moral of this is that weighting almost infinite tons does indeed, give you a fighting advantage.

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Fun fact:

One does not strife against Executive Warp Restaurant Jade for the fact that it's a completely one-sided fight that you will lose. (Like, she's the arena too, where did you think it was a reasonable idea?)

Meanwhile, island jade is the local mini-boss that can be walked over.

The moral of this is that weighting almost infinite tons does indeed, give you a fighting advantage.

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The perfectly normal meulin need to become bigger than mew were before 🀦X3

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I mostly still use old english out of some degree of respect for humanity, like due to the dead or something. I mean, we did kinda wipe them all out on accident, so someone's gotta carry the torch for a bit 🀦:3

Though, can't fault most of meumanity using modern English instead, it's kinda fun. Here, watch:

(ahem)

☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ < MOG IT'S HONESTLY SOOOO COOL BEING A BIG KITTY! <333333333

Yeah, really amps you up sometimes, y'know? Although I'll just stick to my guns, I guess. I mean, have you seen how a meulin cocks their head when trying to read my old-english accent falling off my lips? It's *adorable* 🀦X3

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big gulp, mini girl

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Immense

obesity

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WG Sequence I did over on the dying birdapp