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Women that shake, wobble, and clap with every step because they're so big-

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new computer software created called "dinnerware"

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Just the fattest of bodies, a tidal wave of a person

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five billion trillion million ton woman

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Why Jade?

Dream story you want to write?

Perfect Jade fantasy?

"why Jade?"

When I was making this blog I was in a few other Homestuck places and like, the Jade comparisons were there, I was the certified local Jade (well I did have some science facts but nothing too fancy) so since I was keen that I wrote her in character based on outside review, why not dabble in it? Also a kink blog that used to have a Jade muse also was a big inspiration to this. So add that on the list.

"Dream story you want to write?"

Good question, I never thought about writing anything big BIG, the urge might come eventually, and now I have much more ideas to pour into what I want, maybe a alternative universe fanfic would be the thing, simple, gives me some wiggle room, doesn't need to be explained from scratch.

"Perfect jade fantasy?"

Ough it's hard to fathom really, there's just a lot, a WHOLE LOT, of things you can do, with either being Jade herself being horny and ensuing something from that or a whole elaborate thing that starts over from Jade just wanting to be a neet, so it depends really. Thought if it ends up with Jade as a massive gas giant of a gal, yeah I guess it's perfect to me.

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projecting on characters is awesome [recognizes myself through the other] what the fuck is this shit

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bwoomp girl and fwoomp girl making out sloppy style

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Is there anywhere else you are?

This blog is like, here only. Since it's also the first place i do this type of stuff (imagine if I never did this)

Any other media I have already delves into being more personal non Homestuck stuff (I'm sorry homebesties)

Maybe I can link a discord to those who are courageous enough to delve there (I'm not active there 24 hours either tho. Still a human)

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midas touch but instead of turning to gold, you just start getting fatter and fatter the longer i touch

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The average blog historian doesn't expect a oc in the canon character rp blog, unless.

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Catgirls are wired for getting stuffed silly. Their instincts tell them to eat everything you put in front of them because they don't know when their next meal would be in the wild! So they eat and eat and eat... Then you get a big squishy catgirl to love!

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i want to rub jade's fat belly so fucking bad mnnfffgh

Well, I'm not the one to go around and deny a request that can be solved in a minute! Go ahead :B

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Barely mobile girls are the cutest!

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you should get fat

you'd look great

take this

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thin girl to obese girl pipeline woo

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Setting from @multitudeofmeus, because being subtle only works if you aren't literally namedropping parts of their setting. It's a pretty cool setting too!

You've found a new friend recently! You've been touring the city together. Fashion, clubs, food courts and new malls, it's been a blast! You've been loving getting to eat out with company. …Although, her appetite is always a little too low to finish everything on her plate… so you've been eating most of it, sometimes with her help. It often leaves you stuffed and bloated for the rest of the day, but she's always really nice about it even for common courtesy Meulin standards, rubbing at your stomach and carrying your things for you, paying for your tab, ordering dessert... You've been getting a tad pudgy, but it's not really a problem- you could probably afford to put on a few pounds!

(FUTURE POV)

…A few pounds later, and you've got to say you've gone a little overboard. It's only been a month! Luckily she doesn't seem to mind bringing you takeout! :33 Maybe you should poke your head into the internet space that Meulards frequent… you might need some tips. Just need to fish your phone out...

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For valentine's, I could write about two nerds kissing, blob style.

Cough cough, jade's heart has space for plenty of people.