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Leo:do you know how many basic bitches

Leo: would KILL to have a personality like me?

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Nico: being gay isn’t a choice

Nico: it’s a game and I’m winning

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annabeth: oh my gods shes totally gonna flunk us. I haven’t gotten an F since I failed recess in second grade.

annabeth: „teachers need a break too Annie“

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The panic when you’re reading on that✨ website, then someone looks over your shoulder and asks “what are you reading?”

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Annabeth: you have to start worrying about your own body

Annabeth: when’s the last time you ate a carrot?

percy: well it’s my least favorite type of cake

percy: …so rarely

Annabeth:

Percy: if I really have to I’ll just eat the frosting

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Percy: we have to get to the hospital. And we have to get there fast

Nico: then I should drive

Annie: why you?

Nico: because I have nothing to live for and I drive like it

Will: yeah, he does

Percy: okay then let’s go

(them driving at full speed and almost hitting everything)

All of them together: AHHHHHH

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Percy: I sold a fake pekinese

Annabeth:

Percy: ‘twas a Cat

Annabeth: you will NOT make me less mad with your use of “twas“

Percy: ‘twasn’t trying to-

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*Percy in the hospital for some reason* Percy: Hey Annie , do you happen to know my blood type?

Annabeth:: yeah it’s B positive

Percy (pulling on the tube on his arm): oops I guessed wrong

Percy (to the nurse): HEY GREG-

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Percy: you Are going to ace this test.

Annabeth: you think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.

Percy: I disagree, if anything love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Annabeth: Yeah, that was big. I was really proud of you.