wintersbreathfalls

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I LOVE MY GAY LITTLE BOYFRIEND SO MCUHH AJGSKHGDBB

he NEVER fails to drop me some scalding hot tea

he is getting kissed till he drops down unconscious.

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proper fandom introduction post is due, so here goes.

hello, i am Melinoe Cipher, aka mel. obviously, that is not my real name. i wish it was, but it isn't. a bit of trivia behind my name choice: Melinoe is one of the Chthonic Greek deities. she's represented as 'a bringer of nightmares and madness'. according to my research, she had skin split in two colors, half her face 'clad in dark', and the other 'having the color of quince'. she was born at the mouth of the river Cocytus, the river of wailing which flowed into Acheron (no, not the HSR mommy) through Hades.

i swear, i'm not emo. i was just a very tormented 13-year-old and i have made several bad decisions ever since.

(greek mythology is AWESOME and i LOVE THE CHTHONIC MYTHOS (erinyes my loves, if only i could be you))

fandoms, yes.

i have been in several since the years, but i will list my current hyperfixations:

Gravity Falls, and by extension, it's AUs. my username is literally Melinoe CIPHER for fucks' sake. i love the triangle. Reverse Falls is my favorite gf au and i 100% ship mason and belle and i will die on that hill and no body can stop me.

Hannibal. Mads Mikkelsen you beautiful, beautiful man. i will give my life for you. the cannibalism, smart brain manipulation, hot daddy, blood, hot daddy, vivid imagery, PLOT OH GOD THE P L O T AHHHHHH, gay, hot daddy, and the music. everything. i love everything. i will put hannibal into a teeny tiny bowl and eat him with a spoon. i love it.

Alien Stage. okay, this one is fairly recent. BUT HOLY SHIT I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTT. mizisua my babies, ivantill my 184659th reason, and husbando ivan. HE'S ALIVE Y'ALL MY MAN IVAN'S ALIVE HE'S FINE AND DANDY AND JOLLY AN--- *i am dragged back to the mental hospital*

Genshin Impact. lmao why the fuck is this not first. i love genshin. genshin was the air i breathed uptil Natlan release. i want it to become great again after Snezhnaya but whatever. i will get Mavuika even if i hate her because ARCHON and I WILL GET CHILDE TO COMPLETE MY HARBINGER TEAM. sidenote: almost every ship i ship in genshin is incest or gay. expect the following from me: Kamisatocest/ayakayato, Ei/Makoto (i have a 8k fic just MARINATING IN MY DRAFTS SEND HELP), Travelercest/aelumi, lyncest (not freminet pls not my bb), scarashogun and scaraei. i would ship albedo/klee but klee is CHILD and smol bb i will protect with my body and soul (even tho she will probably do a better job than me) and i feel really guilty... in the gays, we got haikaveh, kaeluc (technically not siblings but i dont care lmao), zhongchi. kaebedo. uhhhhh who else. BEIGUANNG. shit, i can't believe i forgot. eimiko, desert wifeys aka dehya/candace. mona/lisa because it sounds memey. that's pretty much it because i ship a lot of people but i don't necessarily write for them.

Honkai Star Rail. yes, the mihoyo has taken over. i would add zenless too but i dont know the lore very well even if i do ship Jane/Seth like my life depends on them. and Wise/Belle because they're just badass like that sometimes. i keep getting distracted, ahh back to HSR. i like lore. lore is very very very interesting even if i don't understand like 70% of it at any given time. HSR has been consistently peak (i am one of the few who loved the Luofu plotline (i alternated between staring at Jing Yuan and Kafka))

Harry Potter. i was a nerd growing up (pottermore says i'm a Slytherin BUT I'M A RAVENCLAW DAMMIT) and to this date, all knowledge i have of OotP comes exclusively from fanfic. i have not read the book. i never will. HP is a beautiful idea, only if rowling had any semblance of braincells because ew. i ship Tom/Harry and i will ship them till i die because enemies to lovers is the best trope to ever exist, hands down. fight me. i dare you.

Miraculous Ladybug. we're getting cringer here but like. you have to understand. i grew up on this shit. miraculous was my drug. it had fundamentally changed my brain chemistry and cat noir was my first proper crush. i will forever like Marichat, even if the authors (I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE ASTRUC) fucked it up majorly but that's why fanfic exists right.

i'm gonna go out on a limb here and classify 'ANIME' as a whole. i am into a lot of random shit and i probably will never write for any of those animes.

yeah, that should be it. i also write poetry, write songs, sing, dance, draw sometimes, and try to exist. existing is the worst.

im gonna try to keep posting somewhat regularly on tumblr? i gotta be committed to something lmao

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today, my little cousin (aged 1.11) looked me straight in the eye and proceeded to choke on a gummy bear. and then, she used her limited brain capacity to boot up an electronic device (she stole her mother's phone) to watch youtube. baby shark. I THOUGHT BABY SHARK DIED OUT WITH COVID. BABY SHARK WAS A GEN Z THING DAMMIT!

fuck that, baby shark is still a welcome annoyance. yanno what pisses me off more??? fucking skibidi toilet shit. this meatbag. this brainless shit device. she had the volume on FULL as she played some skibidi video with some girl whose catchphrase was 'touch your bellybutton'. what fucking bellybutton you talking about you literal shit head??? YOU ARE A DISEMBODIED HEAD.

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i fucking hate children. specifically those hellspawn below the age of four and before they've spawned a thought or gained a consciousness. they may be adorable little fleshsacks but all they do is eat and shit and sleep.

contribute to the economy. make yourselves useful to your family. gain sentience. stop being so fucking useless ahhh