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Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

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fucking. what?

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i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

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when I was a kid, the pink lady was S tier. then my dad started buying honeycrisp, the really big ones, and those became the top, but a special treat because they cost more. now cosmic crisp is fighting for first, but it has not yet surpassed the honeycrisp.

The way I just saw a clown saying that a Fuji 🍎 is better than a Cosmic Crisp….i am throwing a two day old red delicious at your head 🫵

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i used to have a running gag on twitter where i would tweet "i'm going to draw a horse" and then proceeded to draw a horse. here is a compilation

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I’ve had enough historical events for one week. What do you mean it’s only Tuesday.

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would you still love me if I were vermiculated?

idk i just really want everyone to know about the word vermiculation

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it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

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(1) (2)

what is going on

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Elf flesh is actually just raw Christmas cheer given shape. If you damage an elf enough to sever a limb, the unbound Cheer rapidly transmutes into a shower of hot chocolate, wet cookie particulates, and other thematically appropriate "gore"

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weird mewtwo and jfk comparisons

both were made in a lab

mewtwo had a secretary named kennedy, kennedy had a secretary named mewtwo

both have incredible psychic powers

kennedy became president in 1960, mewtwo became president in 6019

mewtwo was shot in the head and killed, kennedy was shot in the head and killed

mewtwo was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven, kennedy was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven

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I couldn’t resist

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Liver : Organ You Need To Live :: Spleen : Organ You Need To Splee

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somebody make a version of that image where you say a mean thing to someone online and it bounces off of them and hits your friend but about elon and elden ring because that's essentially my build and I don't deserve to be compared to elon musk

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