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tbh the only evidence i need that harry’s a gryffindor is the fact that he kept going back to the forbidden forest after voldemort tried to kill him, aragog tried to eat him, lupin turned into a wolf and attacked him, the dementors tried to kiss him, barty crouch was murdered and turned into a bone, umbridge was kidnapped by centaurs,, boy had to die in that forest before he stopped going back

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The last five months of 2018 are going to be filled with financial independence, true love, healing, and answered prayers 

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good things about the prequels

liam neeson

omg so many robots

literal war hero r2d2??

ewan mcgregor

the fact that he couldn’t stop making light saber noises

is he supposed to look so jesus-y or is it just a beautiful coincidence?

the literal one scene in phantom menace without any CGI

the music

@ john williams haters: FIGHT ME

“lost a planet, master obi-wan has. how embarrassing.”

christopher lee’s voice

“good call, my young padawan”

a line that was made to be giffed

yoda’s “i fuckin told u” face every time anakin does something dumb

hayden christensen’s hair, once he gets rid of that dumb braid

the complete lack of subtlety in character names

“count dooku” is the most evil name i have ever heard

“general grievous” and “lord sidious” are tied for second

“darth plagueis?” are you kidding?

that part where r2 screams and runs into the wall

like 5 whole seconds in revenge of the sith where everyone is happy

obi-wan abandoning cloaks wherever he goes

sometimes you just need a lil’ angst in your life

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The only Glow Up that matters

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#Clone Wars Saved

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You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

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From the Wikipedia page about the Fermi Paradox: Given the high scientific probability for alien existence, why can we find no evidence of their existence whatsoever?

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It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

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People want to complain that Horace Slughorn wasn’t a well written Slytherin, but trashing your house, faking your death and transfiguring yourself into an armchair to avoid an uncomfortable conversation is about as Slytherin as it gets.

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Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

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power move: breaking the fourth wall in real life

want to get out of a conversation? this isn’t plot-relevant, I’m out

trying to encourage someone? you’ve got to push the narrative arc, my dude.

someone questioning your divine presence? plot hole, probably.

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being vulnerable at 3 am is like whatever but being vulnerable at 3 pm is a power move

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i am so gentle and kind hearted

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mermaid locations

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i will never be over vernon dursley telling people at his wedding that james potter was some kind of amateur magician, implying that he wasn’t even that good

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Edgar Allen Bitch

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where do I see myself in five years? hopefully replying to multi-paragraph work emails with: cool! thanks.-Sent From My iPhone