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Favorite genre of image ever

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guys I am going INSANE there is someone roaming Baltimore rn slapping big bill hells home of challenge pissing plate frames (of FUCK YOU BALTIMORE YouTube vid fame) to peoples cars

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thank you for the tag! I'll invite

@em-moth

@cerebrocentric-bullet

@d0nkarnage

@colddraftt

and anyone else who would like to play along

Rules: Make a poll with five of your all-time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite!

I was tagged by @suddenrundown, thanks for the tag! I was so tempted to put "eliot's baseball hair" but I resisted (also polls don't allow strikethroughs. sad). tagging @michinaranja, @vero-niche, @acidmatze and anyone else who wants to play!

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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

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Thinking about the keys I carried when I worked at a hardware store. Everyone on my old blog said I staged this, but these were just genuinely the three things I needed access to at work.

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what’s in the pot

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the joys of a keychain (wow! little object) vs the fears of a keychain (What If It Vanishes)

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It's reallly annoying that oversleeping is like. 100% inefficient. There is no benefit you gain, you basically just lost a bunch of hours from your life. You're not even less sleepy afterwards

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english's pronunciation rules are absolute bullshit poopoo made up crap but one of my favorite side effects of this in written english specifically is like. altering the spelling of a word in such a way that it's technically pronounced the same. but reads very differently when your eyes go over it in written form. and that sort of dissonance between the proper spelling and the altered spelling producing the same basic sounds in your brain creates an unprecedented level of comedy.

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I think about this tweet almost every time I get a steam notification

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oh this is nothing that chewing my leg off like an animal stuck in a trap cant solve

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154

yay

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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

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If we are friends and you are out somewhere and you see some horrible novelty food and you're like who would eat this the answer is me. I will. Buy that food and bring it to me. I'm a horrible gremlin who will be too curious not to find out firsthand what mustard flavored licorice tastes like. Bring me the horrible food.