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all the ancient dragon age blogs on June 9 2024

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eivor was inconsolable when hytham then told her that giraffes don’t spawn naturally in england, and have to be modded in

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Dragon age

interesting dragon age party compositions or dynamics

(solas | sten): team ‘if you thought fenris and anders were bad’

(zevran | isabela | dorian): the we’re queer we’re here but god at what cost party

(morrigan | anders | solas): the asshole apostates party party

(shale | dorian): team uses snark to hide crippling fears of being controlled and stripped of agency and you thought this was going to be funny yoU THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE

(alistair | dorian): team it is a joke

(isabela | leliana | sera): the *thinks about ladies* nice party

(blackwall | anders | alistair): the has very different opinions about grey wardens grey warden party

(velanna | solas): team we hate each other so much but at least we have occasional shared moments of elitism to keep us warm

(cassandra | isabela | aveline): the talks about selfishness a lot but secretly shares smutty romance novels party

(carver | sten): team bit of a tit

(cassandra | morrigan | sebastian): the let’s talk about faith… or better yet maybe not party

(cole | aveline): team play nice or else

(fenris | iron bull | dorian): the fuck the vints and also fuck the vints party

(fenris | dorian): team dorian tried to laugh it off but now he’s dead

(zevran | anders | morrigan): the playfully irreverent asshole party

(cole | anders): team anders has been tortured and abused and hurt and is in so much pain and cole is the only one that cares and he just wants to help and now he’s crying and im crying everyone is crying. also fuck the templars

(aveline | wynne): team benevolently judgmental team mom

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i think it was great of bioware to make inquisition a 60 hour game about a lesbian and her lumberjack friend picking up girls in taverns… so i gave them friendship necklaces

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I remember taking with a friend in HS about how I went through my books and donated a bunch during the weekend, and I was so happy because 1) I have a hard time parting with things because of my lizard brain and 2) I now had space on my shelves and it felt nice! And instead of being a positive or supportive person she just went “ugh, I could never donate any of my books, I love them too much!!!” Like it made her better than me or something ( because that’s just how she was).

I can’t stand… book culture. One time someone got me a canvas bag that was like “Books + Tea = Perfect Day” and I drove to goodwill with that shit so fast

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FLOWERS lots of flowers because i couldn’t decide which photos i liked best out of these

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Giethoorn Netherlands: A Magical Town with No Roads

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Walking the big dumb dog

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men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

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fighting each other/fighting together

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Normal Horoscope:

Aries: There is fresh cereal abounds! The dawn brings bowls upon bowls.

Taurus: life is like having an imaginary argument in the shower, you will figure out the correct response, the only question is when.

Gemini: You are like a toilet plunger, necessary, dependable, and 30% rubber.

Cancer: Carry an umbrella with you tomorrow, it won’t rain. You will need it though.

Leo: As you carve the dry salami for your breakfast, meditate on the nature of breakfast and your role in it.

Virgo: The large white crane that you see around your neighborhood is hunting for something and should not be interrupted. Do not meet it eye.

Libra: Your collection of cool knives will be stolen by a prominent member of the australian parliament.

Scorpio: The always-busy middle school by your house has been reliving the same Thursday since 1971.

Sagittarius: All the change in your pocket will be spent on something that will offer only temporary lucidity.

Capricorn: Replace your genitals with a 12 sided lead obelisk. It will bring you luck.

Aquarius: Fate holds you in its feminine yet suprisingly muscular arms.

Pisces: The answer lies within asile six of a supermarket you can only visit while dreaming.

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I was like two classes away from minoring in math and this was still me. Rip.

If u haven’t cried in a math class you’re not allowed to follow me. Mathematical illiterates on this blog ONLY

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- У тебя кот или бешеное облачко? - А я ещё сама не поняла.

- У тебя кот или бешеное облачко? - А я ещё сама не поняла.

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i had no idea i was so attached to theon greyjoy & his very beautiful redemption arc but as soon as i saw blood dripping from his mouth i was really about to climb through my tv screen just so i could set that smug fucking frostbitten porcupine king on FIRE

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all my love, thought and prayers to those in sri lanka.