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[wiener-warrior]

"Hello.. Adam."

~ @michael-the-morningstar

🎸Oh, fuckin’…hi, Michael…..uhh….sup?🎸

[wiener-warrior]

🎸Because I’m lazy🎸

@blue-gem-overlord

Another fucking Adam??..great

🎸WOAH, gurl! You are FLAT! Deadass lookin like an ironing board🎸

🎸I JUST got here?! What did I do, and who are you?!🎸

[wiener-warrior]

🎸Correction, Luci stole my wives plural. And, like, which fucking daughter? I assume Charlie, but like…I really more so embarrassed my fucking self that day. Also, I don’t do the manslaughter thing anymore, and it really fucking seemed like that’s what you were implying. And if ANYONE ruined my life, it was the tiny maid.🎸

@blue-gem-overlord

Another fucking Adam??..great

🎸WOAH, gurl! You are FLAT! Deadass lookin like an ironing board🎸

🎸I JUST got here?! What did I do, and who are you?!🎸

[wiener-warrior]

🎸Hmm, NO! I’m actually quite fucking fond of Luci’, and am neutral on MOST of his spawn. And I’m pretty sure Vaggie could kill me in five seconds flat, something I would call hot as fuck if she wasn’t a lesbian during pride month.🎸

@blue-gem-overlord

Another fucking Adam??..great

🎸WOAH, gurl! You are FLAT! Deadass lookin like an ironing board🎸

🎸I JUST got here?! What did I do, and who are you?!🎸

[wiener-warrior]

🎸Hmm, well, what does this “revenge” imply?🎸

@blue-gem-overlord

Another fucking Adam??..great

🎸WOAH, gurl! You are FLAT! Deadass lookin like an ironing board🎸

🎸I JUST got here?! What did I do, and who are you?!🎸

[wiener-warrior]

🎸I AM A HOTEL BITCH….okay, I’m not “a bitch”, BUT MY POINT STANDS!🎸

@blue-gem-overlord

Another fucking Adam??..great

🎸WOAH, gurl! You are FLAT! Deadass lookin like an ironing board🎸

🎸I JUST got here?! What did I do, and who are you?!🎸

[wiener-warrior]

🎸Well I am🎸

🎸What offer? I’m listening🎸

@blue-gem-overlord

Another fucking Adam??..great

🎸WOAH, gurl! You are FLAT! Deadass lookin like an ironing board🎸

🎸I JUST got here?! What did I do, and who are you?!🎸

[wiener-warrior]

Does she have your stamp of approval as the First Woman and Mother of Humanity?

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🎸Hot as fuck. I approve.🎸

[wiener-warrior]

What the fuck is this

🎸That did NOT happen🎸

[wiener-warrior]

Adam do you think the way things happened in Eden had an effect on you as a person today?

🎸Probably🎸

[wiener-warrior]

Adam! I decided to do a loose sketch of what I thought you would look like in Eden as a woman. Do you wanna see her?

🎸I better look hot.🎸

[wiener-warrior]

@blue-gem-overlord

Another fucking Adam??..great

🎸WOAH, gurl! You are FLAT! Deadass lookin like an ironing board🎸

🎸I JUST got here?! What did I do, and who are you?!🎸

[wiener-warrior]

🎸Yup, you got it, bro.🎸

*Archangel Michelle lands next to Adam*

Hey, buddy, old pal, have you seen my nephew? About six feet tall? Red and green hair? Son of Lucifer?

( @ask-the-archs )

🎸Oh, Holy shi—🎸

🎸Uh, MJ, yeah…he ran off just a few minutes ago. Said he wanted me to hide him from his family.🎸

[wiener-warrior]

🎸The Hazbin Hotel, his bio daughter made it🎸

*Archangel Michelle lands next to Adam*

Hey, buddy, old pal, have you seen my nephew? About six feet tall? Red and green hair? Son of Lucifer?

( @ask-the-archs )

🎸Oh, Holy shi—🎸

🎸Uh, MJ, yeah…he ran off just a few minutes ago. Said he wanted me to hide him from his family.🎸

[wiener-warrior]

🎸The hotel🎸

*Archangel Michelle lands next to Adam*

Hey, buddy, old pal, have you seen my nephew? About six feet tall? Red and green hair? Son of Lucifer?

( @ask-the-archs )

🎸Oh, Holy shi—🎸

🎸Uh, MJ, yeah…he ran off just a few minutes ago. Said he wanted me to hide him from his family.🎸

[wiener-warrior]

🎸Oh, yeah, that too. Total bummer, feel bad for Luce🎸

*Archangel Michelle lands next to Adam*

Hey, buddy, old pal, have you seen my nephew? About six feet tall? Red and green hair? Son of Lucifer?

( @ask-the-archs )

🎸Oh, Holy shi—🎸

🎸Uh, MJ, yeah…he ran off just a few minutes ago. Said he wanted me to hide him from his family.🎸

[wiener-warrior]

🎸Buddy, I just got here. I don’t know much! I know Luci’s tried to no no alive at least twice, I know his fiancé is dead, and that’s about it.🎸

*Archangel Michelle lands next to Adam*

Hey, buddy, old pal, have you seen my nephew? About six feet tall? Red and green hair? Son of Lucifer?

( @ask-the-archs )

🎸Oh, Holy shi—🎸

🎸Uh, MJ, yeah…he ran off just a few minutes ago. Said he wanted me to hide him from his family.🎸