wiccamoody

[wiccamoody]

stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week

[wiccamoody]

Hey, don’t cry. You can log onto the computer and talk to other gay people about The Characters okay??

[wiccamoody]

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

[wiccamoody]

“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

[wiccamoody]

The paw on the window

[wiccamoody]

something something about how Bucky’s greatest trauma came from falling and Sam’s greatest trauma came from watching someone fall and Bucky found someone who can catch him and Sam found someone who can bounce

they’re perfect

[wiccamoody]

When your favorite toy comes to life

[wiccamoody]

A very nice cat just greeted me like an old friend and escorted me from the bus stop to the shop while meowing conversationally and keeping perfect pace with me the whole way which was already incredibly charming but then it also waited on the corner by the shop, shouted to get my attention when I got out, and then chattered away while walking me back to the bus stop and demanded 5 minutes of little cheek scritches before wandering off into the night?? Who was he. Missed connections me 25M you cat of indeterminate age or gender interests nighttime walks do you wanna hang out again some time

[wiccamoody]

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

[wiccamoody]

I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

[wiccamoody]

[wiccamoody]

The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021)

Captain America: Brave New World (2025)

[wiccamoody]

genuinely the inhumans are so stupid. so so stupid. you’ll never catch me defending an inhuman bc girl you’re all weird and dumb

[wiccamoody]

I feel like many people have a fundamental misconception of what unreliable narrator means. It's simply a narrative vehicle not a character flaw, a sign that the character is a bad person. There are also many different types of unreliable narrators in fiction. Being an unreliable narrator doesn't necessarily mean that the character is 'wrong', it definitely doesn't mean that they're wrong about everything even if some aspects in their story are inaccurate, and only some unreliable narrators actively and consciously lie. Stories that have unreliable narrators also tend to deal with perception and memory and they often don't even have one objective truth, just different versions. It reflects real life where we know human memory is highly unreliable and vague and people can interpret same events very differently

[wiccamoody]

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

[wiccamoody]

Standing before me, all in black, was Death. But I was so happy, so very happy. We exchanged vows, we embraced, and when we turned round, everyone was dead. Father and everyone. The stench of their bodies was horrible. It overwhelmed the lilacs. But I had never been so happy as that moment, as I held hands with Death.

LILY-ROSE DEPP as ELLEN HUTTER in NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers

[wiccamoody]

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming