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Here me out!
Sergent Bosco mentioned having kids in season 3.
Let's have an episode where one is a son Tina's age and we have a similar situation that we had with Josh but the boys dads get involved and Jimmy Pesto goes to far and is arrested and that's why he's gone now.
And also Tina makes a sane choice and chooses Bosco's son.
#bob's burgers#tv#tina belcher#jimmy jr#jimmy pesto jr#jimmy pesto#sergent bosco#episode#episode ideas#why not#hear me out
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For the love of #sharks and #pibbles everywhere - we’ve released #WorthMoreAlive! Read all about it and grab some gear to help support this non-profit campaign! @Sharks4Kids @Pinups4Pitbulls Starring @lexytheelderbul and her BFF Bruce <3 https://www.sharktopia.org/worthmorealive
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I do when I'm done reading all 8650 gay fanfics.
Who needs a boyfriend when you have 8650 gay fanfics to read
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Unpopular opinion: Hollywood Sexual Misconduct Allegations
I just read a post by a woman recounting a date with Aziz Ansari wherein she left feeling violated and assaulted. The post mentioned a sincere apology from him and admitted to her body language and willingness before the encounter.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not in any way saying any sexual harassment, assault, or misbehavior is acceptable at all. However:
Women need to be ready to defend themselves and speak up, in plain English, what you are feeling about a situation.
This woman said multiple times that “she used verbal and non-verbal cues to indicate how uncomfortable and distressed she was”.
INSTEAD OF RELYING ON NONVERBAL CUES AND HOPING THEY GET THE IDEA, say these words:
“YOU ARE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE.”
“STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING.”
“I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.”
It’s unfair to refuse to clearly say what you are feeling and then come back with a sexual assault charge against a person who had no clear sign that you wanted things to stop.
I hate seeing women robbing the spotlight and attention for some quick fame from a bad date, when there are women who are going through serious situations that actually warrant action. Ansari realized how his date felt and apologized for the way the evening transpired. There are men out there with actual sinister and dangerous intentions against innocent women who are defenseless.
The media is counting on views and drama instead of substantive issues.
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everyone who reblogs this
will receive a piece of art based on their url
e v e r y o n e
tag people, reblog, so on
now i tag people
@frnkfuckniero @joshdunsleftdrumstick @the-black-melody @the10dollarfoundingfather @markdebutslimitlessly @opaiescents
no reblogs will be taken after DEC 31st
sorry
but i will start this again
(make sure submissions are open)
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When your birthday is coming up and you know you'll spend it alone, so you're not even sure why you're still breathing...
#sad thoughts#sad#my sad heart#birthday#forever alone#depression#depressed#Hard not to cry#what's the point
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This shark looks like he's holding a press conference. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/28/underwater-footage-captures-great-white-shark-playing-researchers/
#Shark#Great White#great white shark#Mako#Conference#press conference#Ocean#Save the ocean#i love sharks#I love oceans#Playful#Good time
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Excuse me.
Am I the only one who remembers that Darlene and David were only together in Roseanne's book she was typing out in the last season. Becky was with David and Darlene was with Mark? Don't reboot if you can't get it right!
#no reboot#roseanne#roseanne reboot#roseanne conner#darlene conner#david#don't remember his name it's been like 20 years#reboot#get it right#so angry#no originality#gotta spin off dead shows#greedy mother f''rs
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This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made
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"I will never get my shit together..."
My #1 jam, sung by me...every-fucking-day of college.
#college#college fail#college life#fml fml fml#fml#i hate this#i hate everything#my song#sing#wanna cry#for the love of god#save me
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It’s Shark Awareness Day and here are some things I want people to learn about sharks!
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