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What if Wolverine was more of a lore accurate Canadian?
like image this little bastard is disemboweling you with his claws and says “ope sorry”
#wolverine#canada#logan howlett#is this crack?#make me laugh#idk I wouldn’t even be bad if the last thing I hear after my head was sliced off was “ope sorry aboot that.”
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I need this as a fanfic au, red riding hood except she wants to be eaten and the wolf is just trying to be left alone

repost of this because i did something truly, deeply embarrassing…i forgot wolvie’s body hair the first go around. shame on me, really
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I love when questionable old men fall head over heels for some twink they think is just an a nuisance and then realize how complicated and perfect they are and now they question everything about themselves and their life choices
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A hot new bombshell has entered the villa

#qcard#q#star trek tng#tng#jean luc picard#that man is such a slut#He wants the fuck that Frenchman so bad it makes him look stupid
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My derp academia: wanted to be killed by snu snu
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I think endeavor would be a prude about bottoming for mouths and when he finally gives it he has the best sexual experience of his life.
#endhawks#endeavor#mha hawks#gay#he would be such a baby about it but hawks would be so sweet about it
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hey! hey! you! you!
do something good for yourself today
read your fav silly fanfic again
eat something that reminds of home
Watch that movie that everyone else seems to hate, but you will never understand why because it’s perfect to you
fall back into a hobby or task that made you smile
just be good to you
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Nothing like the bond between a nurse and some alien
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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I have question for the reader gods
can you put “dead dove go not eat” levels of fucked up in a book you hope to publish or should I save it and post it to Ao3 once the censored version is published?
#writers on tumblr#ao3#advice#my wriitng#please help#Am I opening up my book for the general masses or censoring it for normies comfort?
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I love when questionable old men fall head over heels for some twink they think is just an a nuisance and then realize how complicated and perfect they are and now they question everything about themselves and their life choices
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Do you guys ever feel like you’re making people stay be in your life because of pathetic you always are? No? Yeah me neither…
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Calling all crack artists for a sonic Mha crossover fanart idea
ok can’t draw but watched sonic 3 and my brain came up with Endeavor as knuckles Hawks as tails and best jeanist as sonic
I know how stupid it is but someone please make this real 🥺
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Endeavor and hawks love child
Never watched an episode of Demon slayer on purpose but I will die on the hill that this mofo is what an Endhawks baby would be.

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