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when i die ill go to heaven and the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me

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What are ur pronouns?

im taking suggestions

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got that yuri on the brain

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centrists always seem to take the wrong lesson from trump/bolsonaro/farage/boris johnson kind of figures. They think they need to adopt these people's right-wing politics when actually they need to adopt their affect. Tell journalists you don't like to fuck off, refer to the daily mail as "the failing daily mail", just be a bit of a shit head to your political enemies. Imply that people who want immigration controls get off to the idea of children drowning at sea. etc.

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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

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I don;t think I'll post this one actually

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trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

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this is the worst glitch spotify has ever given me

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@dead-minecraft-fandoms

this is making me lose it

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Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.

Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.

Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.

Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.

Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.

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pissing hard or hardly pissing am i right ladies! *puts my phone down* *gets up* *walks to the kitchen* *takes out a loaf of bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the counter* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the counter* *opens my fridge* *takes out my ham* *outs it on the counter* *takes out my cheese* *puts it on the counter* *closes the fridge* *opens the container of ham* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it in the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* hmm... i dont need that much *takes a slice off the bread* *puts it in the container* *takes a slice off the bread* *puts it in the container* *opens the cheese bag* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *puts the other bread on it* *picks up the sandwich* *carries it to my chair* *sits in my chair* *open my laptop* *put my laptop on my lap* *open up firefox* *open up youtube* *search for "legend of zelda phantom hourglass lets play"* *hit search* *click on first playlist* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *finishes sandwich* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video*

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the only reason i ever miss high school is because it produced genuinely hellish photos such as this one

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Sees a piece of media has SungWon Cho in it: It's prozd! my friend prozd! we went to tumblr posts together

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fucked up to me that some people dont let their pets on the furniture. you have this little guy in your house and youre not gonna let them sit on the couch with you? no kitty on the bed? incomprehensible.

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