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the best season of them all...
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yes I bled all over your perfect white carpet but my blood is actually pretty awesome you should be excited to live with my awesome blood
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Oh, wyrm?
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Knocking on your blog to see if you can come play
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Im the real charlie slimecicle from youtube and i love the taste of cock and balls
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have you ever had 46 inches of meat in your mouth. because i have. it was men
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have you ever had 46 inches of meat in your mouth. because i have. it was men
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Playing Scrabble with the family and trying to decide whether a potentially game-winning play is worth having to attempt to convince my parents that "BOYMODE" is a word.
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I'm the real slimecicle and I'm not attracted to women because I'm gay
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I FUCKED UP AND EVOLVED INTO THE WRONG THING
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