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sorry they’re paying me by the post so i’m just getting as much out there as i can
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google search why am i sad
google search how to not be sad
google search does going outside help with depression
google search nature parks near me
google search bus routes
google search hiking shoes
google search ergonomic hiking shoes
google search ergonomic hiking shoes excludesite: amazon.com
google search best water bottle
google search best water bottle outdoors
google search weather forecast
google search plant identification
google search plant identification with photos
google search tree with hand-shaped leaves
google search plant veins
google search plant veins pulsing
google search common wildlife
google search whitetail deer
google search how big is a whitetail deer
google search big deer
google search do deer have sharp teeth
google search can deer walk on two legs
google search deer talking
google search deer speaking english
google search are there plants that make you hallucinate
google search are there plants that make you hallucinate by inhaling
google search screaming woods
google search bird calls screaming
google search bird calls that sound like human screaming
google search nature park map
google search nature park parking lot directions
google search how to tell which way is north
google search what to do if you’re lost in the forest
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google search hpwto ehuman
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google search how to appear human
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a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.
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i love you polyamorous relationships, open relationships, friends with benefits/friends that have sex with each other, queerplatonic relationships, friendships that have some weird queer element to it, relationship anarchy, staying single and i love anything that doesn't match what society considers "normal"
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I don't even want to say, this would ABSOLUTELY make fools mischaracter me in ways I don't even want to imagine, but this outfit is certainly not what I am going to die in so that's a plus
hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
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"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.
No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.
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I had a dream the other night that I was meeting this trans guy at this party for the first time and he would talk very casually about how before he transitioned he was famous so he doesn't have to work anymore, so he just kinda does whatever and I was like "oh well ok that's cool" thinking he like invented something or went viral but eventually he realized that I didn't actually know and looked at me and said he used to be Taylor Swift. And then it hit me that his name was Taylor and that baffled me.
my most problematic opinion? if I worked for taylor swift I'd start hiding t-gel in her skin care products and sending her subliminal messaging in our email chains in an attempt to force masc her, not because I think she'd be better if she were trans masc (lbr she'd probably be worse) but because I'd just want to see what happens. and because of the thrill of the game. you understand.
#Almost asked him about the jets but I was rudely awoken so no answers yet#what are you even supposed to do in that situation#he was like a big bear now too#like rocking a dark beard and short hair#twink to twunk to bear pipeline#need to see some transition timeline edits asap#funny#taylor swift#dream#dreams
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Hey, for everyone saying xenogenders are chronically online: Today in psych class we talked about gender dysphoria and I got to illustrate my view of gender graphically. It looked like a venn diagram with four heavily overlapping circles - one of them was xenogender.
My class was ENTIRELY receptive to it. This receptiveness included a straight, cis, white, christian male who had never heard of it before. And he was totally cool with it! We even took two minutes going on about what our gender would be if we described it in xenic terms. My teacher said he'd be the point of a mountain that intersects with clouds in the sky. Another said a ball of lint. I said the ocean. Not one of us said it was "impossible" or "cringe" or any of that xenogender-phobic shit.
If you're xenogender you're valid. The world, the real, offline world thinks so too. What's "chronically online" and "cringe" is being full of hate.
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transangelicism
montage, silas denver melvin // worthy of love, worthy of worship, @ryegarden // transangelic iv, @dirt-ghoul // COMPLETE, COMPLETE, nico @frankennonna // x @pidgeonprince // biblically inaccurate angel, @thoriffix // unfinished song lyrics (by me)
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.doppelgängers.
credit:
all hannibal gifs by @rocktheholygrail | famous prophets (stars) – car seat headrest | Self as Other: The Dopplegänger – Gry Faurholt | fight club – chuck palahniuk | twin fantasy (those boys) – car seat headrest | hedwig and the angry inch – john cameron mitchell | diamond rings don't shine so bright when you don't know where they came from – f.t. willz | csh-inspired art piece by @3na-exe | mirror to mirror by @frankcuntstein | wuthering heights – emily brontë | these violent delights – micah nemerever | Identity Crisis and Doppleganger in Gothic Fiction – Sitem Kolburan | art piece by @atlas-and-the-time
** & thank you very much to leaf @whyamionlyabletouse32characters for helping me find sources i would've otherwise not known about <333 **
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freaks and degenerates are just so much nicer and kinder than the rest of you idk. i love you perverts with illegal and unethical fantasies thank you for being so nice to me
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im never arguing with a butch. whatever you say pretty boy
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