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Not what I expected coming from John Green

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Hitoshi: *holding Nox like a naughty cat*

Nox: I crave violence!

Hitoshi: Kitten want a bagel?

Nox: The souls of my enemies

Hitoshi: Two bagels?

Nox: Noooooooooooo

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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Shinsou Hitoshi, Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Midoriya Izuku Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, U.A. Students (My Hero Academia), Naruhata Vigilantes (My Hero Academia) Additional Tags: Dead Midoriya Inko, just the Au info, Timeline for Nox, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead | Dadzawa, He wants the child, Vigilante Midoriya Izuku, Vigilante Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Todoroki Shouto is a Dork, Nox Au Series: Part 3 of Nox Au Summary:

The Nox AU time line and headcanons I have so far that Havn't made it into the story but are on Tumblr

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New chapter guys!

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are you still working on the nox fic on AO3??? sorry if you are its just really well written and i miss new chapters.

Hiya I will be yeah I had to take a break as I was working full time over the summer and my chronic fatigue would not let me do anything else once I got home except sleeping

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peter b: well, if you want my advice-

miles: no offense at all but you’re the last person i want relationship advice from. you tried to kill your partner. multiple times

peter b: first off, that was before we started dating. secondly, he also tried to kill me

miguel: it’s true. it was mutually attempted murder

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Danny Phantom, ranting to the birds and bats: You know how there’s like, that one rogue you just don’t want to deal with. But it’s not like you can’t whip his ass and send him back to where he came from, you just don’t want to put up with him. But if you don’t deal with him, he’ll just go and blow up an entire warehouse. You know what I mean?

The batfam, collectively thinking about Kite Man, Baffler, and Condiment King: Yes.

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Pavitr: So, are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Miles: I'm a knife!

Hobie, from the bed: He's the little spoon, mate.

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New chapter of my Nox fic has arrived!

I can't believe you've done this by Chat_Noir1331 - 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My... https://archiveofourown.org/works/44121171 via @ao3org

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Official time line for Nox as I jump around a lot

Izuku ends up on the streets at 7 either due to running away or Inko dying (haven't decided)

Meets Dabi days later who sees the small child and instantly claims him.

Becomes a vigilante at 8 (not entiierly on purpose)

Meets Aizawa after 6 months. But absolutely lies about his age.

Meets Midnight and Mic when he is 11 after many attempts from Aizawa to adopt him.

Dabi starts dating hawks at this point.

At 12 he meets Shoto after pranking endeavor.

Meets Hitoshi at 13 after interrupting a bullying attempt. Instant friends

They start dating at 14/15

Izuku buys a cafe with Dabi at 15 to make some legitimate money.

Dabi rescues Eri when Izuku is 15 so she is 5

Izuku blackmail the commission at 16 to leave Hawks alone

This is all I have so far

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Vigilante Izuku:Bastard. What do you have there?

Vigilante Izuku: is that a kitten?!

Vigilante Izuku: Where did you get a kitten?

Vigilante Izuku: Your a thief. A cat burglar. A criminal.

Vigilante Izuku:... I'm so proud.

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What I currently have for chapter 4 of I can't believe you've done this. I will hopefully finish it tomorrow but until then enjoy!

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Izuku wanted to say he didn't know how he ended up in front of the so-called league of villains, but he tried not to lie. Okay, at least not to himself. But this time, it was Dabi's fault, not his, so Eraser couldn't yell at him.

"Dabi, I say this with all my love for you. What the actual fuck?" Izuku whispered badly while looking around at the gathered villains having a recruitment rally.

"Okay, so this was not what I originally thought it was but hey, free info." Dabi tried whispering back. However, all he did was draw attention to themselves.

"Am I boring you two?" Izuku shrugged.

"Kinda? so you want to kill All bitch big whoop, so does everyone. Why the long, complicated plan? How hard would it be just to shoot the man." Dabi tried stifling his laughter by coughing into his hand, but Izuku was now on a roll.

"And another thing, what's the plan? If you succeed, what happens then? There are 100s of other heroes. are you going to attempt to kill them all?" Izuku huffed. He hated terrible planning, and if this crusty-looking fucker touched his hero, he would kill him.

Dabi would have lost his battle with laughter and almost fell to the floor if Izuku hadn't caught him without thinking about it.

Shigiraki screeched.

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Barbara Gordon: What were you thinking? Leaving Dick and Jason alone at an event like that?

Bruce Wayne: No excuses, I mistakenly treated them like responsible adults.

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Vlad: why'd she bite me

Danny: You patted her head wrong

Dani: deserved it

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I am moving all my vigilante au stuff to a different blog so I can continue it and still post my normal bs on this blog.

New blog is called @nox-the-vigilante

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Shinsou Hitoshi, Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Shinsou Hitoshi, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia) Additional Tags: Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Vigilante Midoriya Izuku, Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Brothers, Vigilante Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Funny, Midoriya Izuku is a Little Shit, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Protective Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Married Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Adopts Midoriya Izuku, Dabi is a Todoroki (My Hero Academia), Dabi | Todoroki Touya is a Little Shit, Takami Keigo | Hawks is a Little Shit, Takami Keigo | Hawks Acts Like a Bird, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic is a Dork, Shinsou Hitoshi is in Class 1-A, Shinsou Hitoshi Replaces Mineta Minoru, Protective Shinsou Hitoshi Summary:

Nox is an established vigilante, and while he may no longer want to be a hero, he does enjoy fucking with his favourite hero and sort of dad Eraserhead. He and his brother Dabi get into all kinds of shenanigans while trying to live their life but hey, it's looking up! He has a wonderful boyfriend, as many cats as he wants, a roof over his head and the ability to mess with the number two hero Enderwhore. What could go wrong?

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Vigilante Dabi: Don't be mad

Vigilante Izuku: Are we doing this again?! Okay fine. Terrifying way to begin a conversation but continue.

Vigilante Dabi: I did a thing.

Vigilante Izuku: What thing!?

Vigilante Dabi: *pulling a de-aged toddler shigaraki from behind him*

Vigilante Izuku: That is a whole ass baby. Did you kidnap a baby?!

Vigilante Dabi: What? No this is shigaraki he got hit by a quirk.

Vigilante Izuku:This is somehow worse then Eri and the yakuza thing!