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i feel like this is important enough to put on here.
if you have any videos on youtube make sure this is unchecked
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i think fiction should be abolished. if yo uwrite about a character dying you should be put on trial in real life for murder
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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this guy's beef got old enough to have geology
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He's saying what we've all been thinking
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seeing someone using the word "abscond" in the wild
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anyone wanna play the genshin danganronpa fan game
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lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
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White's After-Gaming Archive - Entry #3: Never Tell Me The Odds
I will defy them one way or another, for better or worse.
Currently Playing: Zenless Zone Zero, Genshin Impact
Let me tell you about some of my friends.
I hold my friends very dearly to me, and I am not very superstitious, but I swear some of them have a passive aura. Two of them, a fellow that'll be referred to as Space and the previously-mentioned Red are ridiculously lucky, and Space seems to get his by vacuuming the luck from nearby surroundings. Including people. We tend to poke fun at him for it, especially when he plays the odd gacha game here and there and pulls powerful units. But like I said, he vacuums all the luck, all of it. Whenever he goes on a hot-streak, the rest of us tend to get dealt some doggie-doodoo results.
I'm beginning to think Red might also have a luck vacuum that I've simply never noticed. Either that or Zenless rates are very inconsistent. See, when Miyabi came out, he pulled and got her pretty easily. I had been saving for quite a while after an ill-fortuned attempt at getting Burnice, so I figured I would pull later than him. In that downtime, he got Miyabi C1. Not bad, surprised he had that many Polychromes. And then C2. Ahh... hm, wow, early pity, pretty lucky. Well, I guess I should do my pulls then, huh?
70 pity later, I was lucky enough to not lose the 50/50 chance of getting Miyabi or another S-Rank something or other. Cool. But Red had gotten his own hot-streak going, and whilst I was occupied with building other characters, somehow, despite being completely free-to-play, Red managed to not only get Miyabi's W-Engine, but also C6 Miyabi herself. "That's some wild luck," I thought, eerily reminded of Space at the moment. "Hope some of that comes my way."
Friends. *puts hand on shoulder*
It did not.
At the time of writing, I've just gotten off of Zenless after coming short of hard pity on the Hailstorm Shrine banner. I have hit the statistical minority and lost a 75/25 to The Restrained, Lycaon's W-Engine. I won't pretend I'm not a little miffed, BUT. I am at least glad that I have Lycaon as an agent available for deployment. So continues the bit of White somehow getting S-Rank W-Engines I don't have an immediate use for. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jumping from one Hoyo game to another, we return to Chiori's character story, where the fashion industry is more cutthroat than I could've expected. Turns out in the 24 hours since we were invited to model her new collection, not only has Kirara gotten a professional escort out of Fontaine...
...but Chiori's also been subjected to a hit piece in the Fontainian fashion tabloids. Well, "hit piece" might not be appropriate, it's more an "reputational assassination piece", claiming her sole clientele were criminals and societal rejects. Wow. Only thing they didn't do was throw bricks through her windows.
Brief tangent: I hate stuff like this. Not the quest, mind you, I think this is a fine plot and they're executing it well, but the concept of reputational subterfuge. It gets on my nerves when people will stew in their malice to find ways of tearing down others minding their own business, then parade around as the victim, the good guy, the exposer of lies and falsehoods. On your side.
Sorry, reminded of life experiences dealing with scum. Back to the silly gamba game.
Anyways, the article does its job well, with every supplier and most clients wanting to break ties with Chioriya Boutique as soon as possible. I do find her reaction to the sudden influx of returns and cancellations funny, however. No, Chiori, there isn't a second flood coming, just a deluge of inconvenience.
Thankfully, we have connections. Charlotte just so happens to be looking to debunk the article and goes out to gather interviews with still-loyal clients. Meanwhile, Chiori goes to clear her head and happens across a new idea; use starfish and coral as accessories to revolutionize her designs. Don't... know how sustainable that is, girly, but... ok. One return the boutique and a total wreckage of her catalogue later, and Navia finally shows up to first unintentionally threaten us, then offer her help. Apparently that won't be enough, so we leave them to go get Lyney and Lynette, which I can only assume means someone is going to be gravely injured when we go to raid the rival who started this fight... tomorrow. Once we've gotten the help, that completes the daily commissions for today. Unrelated but whoever decided to put reputation improving quests behind random dailies needs to be internally reviewed. Garcia's Paean more like Garcia's Pain, hahahahhahhaha... ugh.
I want my luck back, Red White
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I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.
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we as a society got over Pacific Rim too fast.
- banging soundtrack just awesome
- lead female character with her own fully realized arc that had nothing to do with a love interest
- the concept of drifting is so fucking cool and prime fanfic material
- those two gay fucking weirdo scientists who drifted together inside a fucking alien brain like hello
- IT PULLS OUT A SWORD IN OUTER FUCKING SPACE
- kaijus are cool. that's all.
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You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn’t even say ‘murder is bad’ at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can’t believe you condone murder, I can’t believe you’re pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I’m calling the cops, what the fuck, I’m shaking and crying.
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