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the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

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an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

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THIS IS THE BEST ONE

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imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian

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jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

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SILVER SPRINGS + tags —insp.

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And are the "people returning from Twitter" in the room with us right now?

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Why the fuck are dads just like *grunts* *sniffs* *sigh* *cough* *sniff* *grunts* like sir can I help you

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i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win

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I need women's clothing companies to start making white shirts thick enough to wear without a nude bra and an undershirt again, please

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Wherever that post is about the hobbits still being friends in 2022 glad to report Merry is keeping us updated

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Love that one scene in Return Of The King that's like "bad news, sauron knows everything pippin knows. good news, pippin knows absolutely fuck all."

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