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you guys know my Khonshu thing I wrote like a long ass time ago? This thing? yeah well I think about this a couple times a week and i want to write another one just like it but i have no idea what to make it about. Like something so miniscule and just as silly as him being jealous over a fish.

I need some ideas guys 😭

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(Vernon requester here)could you do the hcs with nsfw And sfw stuff and also include a fem reader?

Leslie

Leslie's a goofball. There's no way else to put it, really

With that said, it's kind of hard to get him into a serious mood if you ever need to talk about something. He thrives off of just going with the flow when he's got time to himself. Honestly, it's like time accurate brainrot

He's a sightseer, and an avid one at that. He's got a lot of energy that he loves being able to get out by hiking and making his own paths. You'll notice whenever you go walking with him he tends to just ramble on, starting conversations with himself. But it's best if you try and keep track of his incoherent mess, he'll expect you to tell him anything he may have forgot

Skinny dipping and swimming in the creeks is one of his favorite things to do with you on hotter days, he practically drags you down to the creek and pulls you into the water with him clothes on or not. Splashing you, dunking you, and pretending to be a shark at his grown age, all that jazz

Leslie is OBSESSED with you, in more ways than one. The way you look, the way you smell, the way you do the smallest of things, he remembers just about anything and everything. While he might be a little caught up in things to have time set aside to be with you on some important dates, he always makes up for it with quality time and handmade gifts (knock knock jokes - he's got 300 of them)

~NSFW~

Now I was being so for real when I said he was obsessed with you. Your curves, your taste, your every perfect imperfection, he can't get enough of it

His love is very sporadic and comes when you least expect it, mainly because you never really know when he's going to be home. It's always in the middle of the night when he's finally decided to come inside and to bed that you'll feel his hands softly knead at your skin until firmly pulling you towards his side of the bed

Leslie uses his mouth a lot not only to stimulate you but himself. The taste of you is something he never wants to forget, which results in endless amount of head being given at any time of the day. If you want it or he thinks you deserve it, he's on his knees and acting just like a starved, wild animal

He can get a little overwhelming, but at the end of the day he really just wants to make sure you're having a good time. If you need him to adjust something here or there, be position or where his hands are, tell him and he'll happily oblige. Laughing during sex is a big deal for him, almost a must. Your smile more than anything it was drives him, but sometimes you really gotta set him down and be like "look, i need you to shut ya yapper and get to thrustin, alright?"

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*salivating and incoherent screeching* MOTHER HORROR IS BACK!!!!! HER WRITING IS AS SWEET AS EVER!!!

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Could you please write for platonic reader wanting to learn crafts/abilities from Morticia & Gomes, and as many characters from the hellboy movies as you possibly can please? (Sorry I just love them all)

Morticia

I have a strange feeling Morticia makes her own perfumes in her spare time. With all the pruning and gardening she does, I can only imagine the kind of... "witchy" concoctions she's able to make up

She'd gladly take you under her wing and not only show you and let you wear her own, but would take this as a sort of arts and crafts approach. She gets it, her scents might not be the best fitting for you, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have what you might be looking for!

Morticia was absolutely over the moon when you came to her with your very own fragrance the first time. You had spent weeks watching and planning out some with her and finally had the time to make one with your very own fitting profile of scents. She couldn't get enough of the smell at first and even showed them to Gomez

Although, this is another very slippery slope that leads to her delving into gardening with you, if you're in that. But, let's be honest, we're down to do anything if it includes some one on one bonding with Morticia

Gomez

Gomez couldn't be more ecstatic to hear you have an interest in his hobbies. It's different for you to watch him or ask him questions about it but actually wanting to take the time out of your day to spend it with him? Your the best-est friend he could ever ask for

His hobbies are either malewife activates or medieval dueling, and there is absolutely no in between But it really surprised him when you want to take up fencing.

It's something you've watching him do in his spare time, but you never noticed how much strength and control it took, but he was as patient as ever and was always there to correct your moves or give you tips on how to better your posture and stance

Each time you'd pull something new out of your sleeve from what he's told you he's as proud as ever, staring at you with wide eyes and an equally wide grin. You're learning, and even it it might take a while, he's just happy that you're taking it seriously

Hellboy

Genuinely, what does he even do in his free time besides lay in bed, smoke, and do crossword puzzles? When you first asked him about what his hobbies are he really couldn't even answer you, he just stood there in his room and looked around cluelessly

I think, your best case in this scenario, is to just watch him for a while, you'll notice the things he does in his free time that he never thought about or classified as a "hobby"

You notice though, occasionally, that he divulges into whittling. Typically after a slow day he'll just kick back and mindlessly carve away until he makes something remotely into a familiar shape. It's not perfect, by all means, but it's something. When you ask him about it he says it's nothing but you insist

From here, he teaching you it like it's common sense. Correcting you how to hold the knife, how to hold the wood, resorting to just taking it out of your hands and showing you how to do it in the very beginning. Eventually, it becomes to casual to the two of you that even he's begun doing it more often and the two of you bring new pieces you're either working on or have finished for each other to playfully critique

Abe

Annnnd on the other hand, there's too much that Abe does that it's really hard for him to say when you come to him, curious to do something new out of boredom. It takes him a while to think before he just spews out anything and everything he can think of that he's ever done

One of the biggest things though, I think he finds the easiest to ease you into would be scrapbooking. You can't tell me he doesn't entire stickers and little postcards and massive, thick journals just creatively dyed and crafted to a certain theme

But, it's easier than reading dead languages for fun, alright?

It's something he see's a fun and would love to have someone else he can share them with from time to time when he feels particularly crafty. He's ready to supply you with anything you could ever need - he's got plenty of spares

Bound journals, fountain pens, cards, and ink. Anything you could think of that you'd want to get crafty with, Abe's likely got it. Especially when it comes to ink and pens. And calligraphy? Abe teaches you that before anything else and gives out practice sheets like homework. So be ready to bring them back the next day for a stamp of approval

Johann

There wasn't much that Johann had time for if it wasn't work, but he always appreciated a friendly visit from you in stressful times. Of course, when you first ask him about what it is that he really just does in his personal times, only one thing could come to his mind: his Bonsai's

Now... Johann is a bit more restrictive in what he's willing to teach you - at least for the more hands on things, that is. He has only a couple himself, ones that he takes precious time out of his day and schedule to trim and prune to his liking and he does it very meticulously

He grows delighted whenever you step in to see him now, taking it a slight break in his studies and research to lull you over to his small collection and teach about their varieties and their history

When you show your genuine interest for them he's over the moon, but very stern with you. No, you cannot have one of his and no you cannot prune his, absolutely not. Get your own!

But, he's all ears for the questions you may have and will answer them quickly and correctly. When you get your own, however, he's definitely going to have a lot to say. Harsh worded critiques, but he means the best (for the plant, at least). You might be one of his only regular friends, but that doesn't mean he's going to sit by and watch such a beautiful plant die!

Liz

Liz can be a bit standoffish when it comes down to you wanting to really be a part of her needed alone time, but what she really needs is that person to share it with from time to time. Even she recognizes that it's not ideal to spend ALL of her time alone.

Annnnnd as on the nose as it may seem, the only thing that comes to mind for her to teach you would to be woodburning. OKAY LISTEN listen, I can see it as a small, therapeutic way for her to really get out some of her pent up energy and stress in a more controlled way

Although, the first time you sit down with her to start she realizes... well maybe it's easier for her to just do it from her fingertips than you. She shrugs it off and apologizes for not being able to really teach you anything, but deep down she was a bit sad there was nothing you could do

But the smile that slowly spread across her face the next day you showed up to her room with a woodburning kit in your hands was worth more than anything in the world. There was certainly a learning curve for her as well to see how your tools worked

It's not too hard for her to give you tips, however. It's a few more buttons and control than really only having using your thoughts and a single finger, but almost all of her tips and tricks apply!

Nuada

You're not catching a break. That's all I'm going to say. No matter what it is you wanna learn from him you are not catching a break. it's like you're back to taking 15 highschool AP classes at the same time and each gives you 7+ pieces of homework a night

You always knew one of the more passionate things he was interested in was weapon smithing and craftsmanship. Whenever you had taken notice to the fine detailing of his knives and swords, he was eager to boast about how many of them were made by yours truly

It was when you kept admiring his work when he had a small inkling that you might be interested in learning yourself, and boy was that all he needed to get you straight to work. It's easy for the first few sessions you guys have, just learning the basics of different materials and how best to using them, but it doesn't take long for him to throw you straight into some manual labor

You're bent over a anvil and sweating your ass over making the most rinky dink ass knife you've ever seen that likely won't cut a piece of bread. But you better hope it cuts something or else he's going to make you come back and try again. You work a 9 to 5 now

Nuala

God, what can't she do? She's just perfect, chefs kiss

But something that she can't get enough of is learning herself, so seeing you before her asking if she could tech you something she's got up her sleeve leaves her speechless - in a good way, of course! The two of you usually spent your time together kind of quietly, with your nose buried in books from all over the world and ages, but what you could never grasp was how Nuala could read most of them

You wanted her to teach you more languages than your own and she couldn't be more excited to teach you. Unlike her brother, she's much more mellowed out when it comes to helping you learn some more of the common languages in their elven cities and doesn't get onto you too hard if you struggle at first, she gets it

This is something she didn't realize she was passionate about - her ability to communicate with just about anyone, and she was more than happy to be your teacher. However, she can't help but laugh when you don't quite catch onto the more dead languages she tries to teach you about, but she'll just smile and save those for later

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Hi would you write for Blind Mag if I commissioned?

Hmmm, honestly I think it would really have to depend on what you might want as a prompt for her! I'd have to rewatch the movie, that's a given, but I'm not sure what all I could do for her. But I'm curious as to what you've got for me! (I say as I answer this a year late you and likely won't see I answered this LMAOO)

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Omg its happening!!! I missed seeing you in my notifs!! 😭😭😭

I am soo happy you're back!! I absolutely devoured your posts and I can't wait for what you've got in store!! ❤️❤️❤️

Your user is so funny 😭😭😭

But I’m glad you’re excited!! I’ve got some things in my drafts I can pump out for you guys soon and I’m more than excited to get back into it!!!

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I audibly gasped when I saw your username come up in my notifications. 😭❤️

I’m so glad to hear that you’re safe, doing well, and happy!

Love and light, welcome back dear! 🙏

Thank you thank you!!

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Omg hi mom! I'm glad to hear you're doing better and have moved into a healthier environment for yourself. We severely missed you and I'm so happy you're back, don't feel like you need to rush back into writing. I'm positive we are all happy that you're just back online.

Don't ever feel guilty for having to go though, your mental health is the most important thing! <3

I appreciate that more than you could ever imagine, I really do! And I know the importance of taking some breaks and not rushing into this kinda of stuff either, but I'm still excited to see what I can do now

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HIIIII MAMA i missed u <33333

Hello my loves! <3

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hi, I was wondering when will requests be open again!

Honestly, it might be pretty soon. I plan or doing a little clean up to my page and making a few changes here and there and it’ll be send off!

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Any new stories coming soon? 👀👀👀

Perchance 🥴

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Just wanted to tell you that I've been feeling sick and miserable all week, and your "Slashers react to your stuffed animals" post made me laugh so hard I almost cried :D

I’m glad you like it! I always loved doing posts like that that are so much softer and silver than anything

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Just watched No Country For Old Men for the first time and GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY ANTON IS FIIIIINE 👀👀

I KNOW 😩😩😩 Javier Bardem the fine man you are

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Yay! Hello, were glad to have you back, even if you end up potentially leaving again/taking another break, I'm not going to lie I have had your notifications on this whole time :) weve missed you!

😭😭😭 that means the world to me. I really hope I won’t have to take another break like that, but I’m sure if I do I’ll be able to at least let you guys know this time. And didn’t think I don’t remember you either <3 I’ve had my eye on the support you’ve given me for a couple of years now ❤️

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Its been a very, very, long time.

I don't even really know where to even begin, thats how long it's been since I've a) posted and b) logged onto my Tumblr. It's been close to a year, even 2 since I've actively posted anything on here before taking that sudden break without any warning. It was much unexpected to me as I'm sure it was for those of you who were actively keeping up with me, but I do want to assure you guys that its nothing too devastating.

I've noticed I've only seemed to gain followers and interactions on all of my posts in the year and some I've been gone, and I not only want to thank you guys immensely, as I usually do, for that but also for such a warmer welcome than I thought I was going to see, and that eases my nerves a bit. I guess to jump right into it, aside from spending this entire post apologizing even though that's what I want to do, I'll start you guys off with a little update: I've moved! I'm in a much more positive and helpful environment than before. It's come with its very high ups and very low downs, but I've been able to accomplish more where I am right now that stuck in the depressive hole and mental health crisis's I was having a year ago.

That being said, I've gotten a stable job as well after a few months of very combative mental health issues and many doctors visits later! It's certainly a start but its decent income for me in the situations I'm in now.

On the sillier/less important side, I am still with my boyfriend, @horrormomshoe (although he hasn't touched his tumblr longer than I had) and as many of you remember my guinea pigs, I am sad to say that my poor Elon has passed away late of last year right before I moved. I do still have Eddie and he's just a silly as ever.

Other than that I can't really think of too much else that has happened besides really small things that honestly just wouldn't be fun for you guys to sit here and read, but the TLDR: I'm happy (debatable HAHA), healthy (also debatable), and in a much better position than I was before. And you know I can't end this off without another apology for such a sudden departure, and it's been stuck in the back of my mind and has harbored a lot of guilt for how I left. Now while I certainly can't guarantee I'll be spending as much time on here as I used to now that I have a full time job, but there will definitely be frequent check ins, posts, and whatnot like before. I've certainly got enough in my inbox to keep my occupied and I've really missed being on here as much as I used to. I really look forward to getting back into this a little bit at a time, I've been dying to get my energy out somehow <3

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Hello! I saw that someone mentioned your url to signal boost a cat fundraiser post by the user 'turnersapphic', and I just wanna inform you that turnersapphic is a scammer. There's a post about this scammer and how to identify their scams here, and a detailed post on general scam red flags here, if you wanna learn. And someone else is keeping track of the scammer's active blogs here! This scammer sends asks to totally random people, and tells them not to publish those asks so they can hide the format/wording they use (it's recycled from previous scam asks), then lets the posts spread organically between users. You can report the scam post through 'report something else', 'unlawful uses or content', then 'phishing!' :) Have a nice day!

Thank you! That's why I don't post those anymore and politely decline them when I get them, but thank you for bringing it up to me!!

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Brahms x billy lenz?

I don't write for billy yet, I actuallt havent even seen black christmas yet RIP