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what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

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Guys did you hear the cure to bigotry is imperialism and genocide

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Oh, you like Our Flag Means Death? Maybe you could watch Black Sails next, while not a comedy, it's another show with pirates and queers! Oh, you like The Terror? Maybe you'll like Black Sails, it's another show about naval men battling against their inner demons almost as much as they struggle with outside forces. Oh, you like Interview with the Vampire? I could recommend you to watch Black Sails, it's an odyssey of recollection, dealing on how the stories we tell to ourselves can shape us or trap us into prisons of our own making. Oh, you like Andor? Boy, I have a show for you! It's called Bla—

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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

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anyway, no sympathy or empathy for trump voters and third party voters and non-voters

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This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

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I wish Alicent was motivated by internalized misogyny and staunchly believing a brother should come before a sister and that women shouldn't rule in their own right at all.

I wish Alicent was motivated by being a religious zealot and conservative who refuses to accept a Queen with ~loose~ sexual morals who intends to put a bastard on the throne.

I wish Alicent was motivated by crazed paranoia, genuinely believing that her children and children's children will always be a threat and thus never safe.

I wish Alicent was motivated by pure spite and jealousy, simply wanting to fuck Rhaenyra (and Viserys) over big time.

I wish Alicent was motivated by nothing but ambition and a lust for power. Just because.

But nooo, she's motivated by fulilling the (supposed) last wish of a dying old man who raped her and offers up her sons life to become a meaningless nothing hermit after realizing that she misinterpreted his last muddled words.

But also:

I wish Rhaenyra was motivated by revenge and retribution and justice for her stillborn daughter and murdered son.

I wish Rhaenyra was motivated by fearing for her sons and own life, knowing that they could all be put to death if their illegitimacy are publicly acknowledged.

I wish Rhaenyra was motivated by righteous entitlement to the throne her father wanted HER to inherit.

But nooo, she's motivated by a stupid prophecy and saving the fucking world like a Marvel character, declaring that she won't start a war for a measly throne.

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Jak si transfóbní lidé myslí že fungují novozájmena:

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also all these "revolutionary" far leftists are always nowhere to be found when there's actual work to be done. they just want to tear down everything actual liberals build. they whine and complain. they never help out in any concrete way. and they're too cowardly to stand up to actual fascists. it's why they protested harris rallies but not at trump rallies. it's why now that the situation and is actually serious and dire there's not a peep coming from them and they aren't doing anything to help. they never build or contribute anything. just wreck stuff for others and repeat propaganda. honestly i don't think they even belong on the left. they're just MAGA in a different font.