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Women getting herded right the fuck back yet the first instinct so many of you still have is to assure the nearest anon loser you don't hate men lest he be the slightest bit sad, we're never making it out of the slaughterhouse.

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“the right is the threat, not leftist inaction”

cool, so you’re content with being useless.

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the thing about being a black sails fan first and foremost is that you can watch anything through a black sails lens. i could watch traffic lights through a black sails lens. i could watch a calculus lecture through a black sails lens. i could watch a fly in a glue trap through a black sails lens. i could even watch supernatural through a black sails lens

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happy 69 reblogs to this awful post 🎂

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Překladatelství má to specifikum, že srážky s idiotem jsou tu z povahy věci méně četné, ale jelikož solidní procento účastných má mindrák a tendence hrát si na božskou kombinaci vědců a umělců nadřazenou obojímu, bývají fakt fest.

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Why are Russia and China so big? Don't worry about it, that just happened during the big bang. They just spawned like that dude. Colonization only happens with America or something. Don't worry about it.

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Sure you know what. All other popular social media platforms suck ass but you don't need to ride Tumblr's dick because this platform also very much sucks ass too

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On the streets of Free Damascus, I asked Syrians if they had a message to send to the people of Ukraine.

Here is what they said:

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Not to be a pretentious asshole but yes there is a problem with people no longer reading the classics. A lot of the YA literature romance novel crowd perpetuates the myth that the classics are inherently boring and stuffy and there’s nothing you can relate to or learn by reading them. And they’re not. These beautiful universal things we enjoy, comedy, romance, tragedy, family strife, they’re still so poignant centuries after they’re written.

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Gotten into the habbit of saying, yknow if you stop thinking in terms of liberal democracy and instead adopt the lens of medieval feudalism, this shit really stops being so "confusing".

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“he’s autistic and was just overstimulated!!!” weirdly enough i am also autistic but i have never ‘accidentally’ seig heiled two times in a row when i was overstimulated. skill issue maybe?

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really don’t think the onion got taken to task for this enough post-bucha

look at the date.

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seeing russian comments about ukrainians and thinking. it's about me. they want me dead. they want to kill me; my friends; my neighbours; my classmates; so on. they want us dead or russified. they are actively trying to do so

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the thing about having your joke posts Corrected is that it's like. posting is literature and I am actually employing time honored literary devices. like these are not unheard of ways of using language. I learned about literary devices in school in sixth grade. it is not actually beyond the pale to have an expectation that the general public will have some understanding of e.g. hyperbole or metaphor. every time people talk about this phenomenon they're like "well it's the autism website of course people are taking you literally" HELLO I AM ALSO AUTISM. HAVE YOU TRIED KNOWING MORE FACTS ABOUT THE USE OF LANGUAGE?