Wheezy Waiter Gifs posted daily! (Maybe, maybe not because i'm nearly always lazy. I didn’t even want to put on any pants today. (Lazy.) I didn’t even put in contacts today. (Lazy.) Let me tell you…. It feels great... zzzZZZzzzZZZ *bwoo* *bwoo* *bwoo* *bwoo* *bwoo* *bwoo* *yawn*... Oh. Also, feel free to give me requests, I'm not very imaginative when it comes to choosing which videos to make gifs out of. I need inspiration. Well, not really. Inspiration doesn't exist. Coffee does. And if you're drinking decaf, hey... HEEEEEEY wake up... Please give me a request. I don't have much longer. I'm gonna starve to death soon. And I haven't had coffee! Oh god! No coffee! Did you send one yet? Send one! I'm just gonna take a quick nap, on a, nice cozy rock. *bwoo* *bwoo* *bwoo* *bwoo* *bwoo* *bwoo* *Dun dun dun* Soon-to-be-but-not-yet-mentioned created this blog to make use of his boring life. He needed only requests from people to be able to make gifs. Soon-to-be-but-not-yet-mentioned clone remained asleep until Original Craig sent him to the alligator pit. Game over. Save Soon-to-be-but-not-yet-mentioned Clone by sending in requests! P.S Don't tell him that I'm secretly hiding in his new couch and going on Tumblr at night when Original Craig's asleep. Also, I'm currently living. Love, Soon-to-be-but-not-yet-mentioned Clone
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Wowza, It's been quite a while.
About 6 months, if I recall? Well, I just wanted to tell all you still-following-and-loyal, uh, er, beardlovers? followers? beardollowers? that I'm back and starting up the part in my brain that makes gifs again so request some wheezy moments in my ask box! (Because, I havent been catching up on Original Craig's videos lately, I know, I'm a disappointment. But, hey, I guess I'm making up for it by making gifs again.)
#2012#Craig Benzine#Highway Hypnosis#I'm back!#Wheezy Waiter#WheezyWaiter#WheezyWaiterGifs#Banjo face
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Sorry to break it to you guys, but i’m not going to be running this blog anymore. There’s not really much of a reason why i’m scrapping the blog, but I just think theres no more reason to hold on to it if I never update it. In saying this, i’m not leaving forever, i’m just taking a really long break. So, watch out for the blog, you never know when I might just return. How am I gonna end this? How about this?
Dun dun dun...
#Bye bye#WheezyWaiter#WheezyWaiterGifs#Wheezy Waiter#Craig Benzine#Handstand#Handstand 20#I'll be back - Arnold Schwarzenegger#2012
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I've changed my mind. Gifs will start being uploaded from today.
#Anti-Social Media#WheezyWaiter#WheezyWaiterGifs#Wheezy Waiter#Craig Benzine#I'm so lonely help me#Photoset
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I really like the blog and new theme! :D
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You can use this when answering compliments. Works all the time, well, most of the time.
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How in the world did you get so amazing?
#jassoforthewin#message#WheezyWaiter#WheezyWaiterGifs#Wheezy Waiter#Craig Benzine#Wheezy Pleases Everyone#Cologne
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I'm satisfied.
The theme, i'm satisfied with it. Although, the stupid eagle wont show it's face, or sound, and replaces itself with a transparent box with a broken image inside >:(
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Nearing completion of the new theme. Just need to remove some coding and rewrite a bit.
Check it out and tell me what you think!
So far, so good.
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Goals For 2012
Personal Goals: -Lay off the cookies -Get out often -Befriend fellow clones (side ♪, attend sexy lessons from sexy clone)
-Get featured in one of Original Craig's videos (which probably won't be happening ever) -Earn money -Buy own coffee and other things with earned money -Go on a "proper" and "organized" trip -Don't end up in the alligator pit Blog Goals: -Update at least twice a week or punishment (exceptions when Original Craig doesn't make any videos that week) -Make gifs, a lot of em -Get to at least 500 followers -Explosion Wednesday gifs every-week -Get organized -New theme and other newness
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Requests?
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Requested by Anonymous
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I am back and making gifs!
I'll probably most definitely probably be able to upload a few gifs tomorrow (hopefully). But first of all I need recommendations for what gifs to make. By the way, does anyone know where Original Craig's gone to? Bah! He probably left somewhere while I was having my week-long hibernation.
#I am back#Soon-to-be-but-not-yet-mentioned#WheezyWaiter#Wheezy Waiter#WheezyWaiterGifs#Hibernation#Sleeping#Craig Benzine
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BUSY!
The title says it all, and no, Original Craig hasn't found me and sent to the alligator pit yet (luckily!). So, i'll be making gifs and posting them hopefully by the 20th of November! That's a long time, almost 13 days, which is 312 hours, which is 18,720 minutes, which is 1,123,200 seconds! I probably shouldn't have said that, makes it seem longer... Hm... (Awkward transition) So, i'm sorry to everyone that followed me that was hoping that i'd post everyday (or something like that), but I HAVE A LIFE TOO! AND IF ANYONE OF YOU FOLLOWERS UNFOLLOW ME WHEN I'M BUSY! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY COOL! Angry clone? What are you doing on my blog? Ge-get to the alligator pit... Wow, i'm starting to sound more like Original Craig, I should be careful or Revenge might try to kill me... Anyway, Angry clone was just joking about being mad if you unfollow me, I make gifs of Original Craig because... Um... Hm... I haven't really thought about that. I don't even know why I started this blog. Hm...
#Angry#Clone#Soon-to-be-but-not-yet-mentioned#Awkward#November#Alligator#WheezyWaiter#Wheezy Waiter#WheezyWaiterGifs#Busy#Sorry
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Requested by keepcalmandpiertotumlocomotor
#Banjo face#Craig Benzine#Lois Won't See This#Wheezy Waiter#WheezyWaiter#WheezyWaiterGifs#keepcalmandpiertotumlocomotor
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Happy (Late) Halloween!
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Higher Definition-ish version here (This one is also a bit longer (Only a little bit) because I had to cut it shorter to be able to upload the gif)
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Requested by ssociallyaawkwardssarah
#Banana#Bridge#Craig Benzine#Eat#Floor#Fridge#Photoset#Throw#Wheezy Waiter#Wheezy Waiter Goes Bananas#WheezyWaiter#WheezyWaiterGifs#ssociallyaawkwardssarah
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