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It’s sad how much of what is taught in school is useless to over 99% of the population.

There are literally math concepts taught in high school and middle school that are only used in extremely specialized fields or that are even so outdated they aren’t used anymore!

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the actual reason I consume mediocre media is because I have bad taste. the deeper secret pretentious reason is because I think there’s something very revealing about bad media that you don’t get with good media. when you watch a poorly executed plot point unfold, you see the machinery behind it. you see the gap between what’s actually on screen and the true goal the author is striving for. if it’s particularly awful, you can even measure just how poorly mismatched the author’s skills are with the story they’re trying to tell you. watching a poorly executed narrative play out feels like you’re discovering something, because you see all the wiring and guts underneath that better authors hide from you, in the same way that movies hide boom mics and books make you forget you’re turning the pages. if a story is good and executed well you just see the story. but I want to see the guts and wires!

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everyone needs to get obsessed with a yuri pairing with like three other fans who see the same vision you do. it humbles you. it builds character.

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some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

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I feel like if Hanahaki disease was real in the House MD universe there’d be a whole episode about them treating a patient with it and they like lie or some shit about not telling so and so about their love or like the person they love is dead or something and so they try to cure them another way and the whole time House is like being a dick as always and making fun of them for it and like haha you won’t tell them you love them loser and then at the end of the episode the person the patient loves comes in at the last minute when the patient is on the brink of death and they confess and so the patient lives and gets a happy ending but then Wilson talks to House and says something like “the lengths people would go to to avoid rejection” and House would respond like “yeah these idiots would risk their lives just to not get their stupid feelings hurt” and then Wilson leaves and literally right after he’s gone House coughs up a few petals and barely reacts and just throws them into the trash or a fireplace or something and walks out into the hallway and the episode ends and it’s literally never brought up again

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everyone start having unethical fantasies about me NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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April 13, 1913 Letters to Felice by Franz Kafka First published : 1973

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"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

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Happy Passover from Rudy Giuliani

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the culture is fascist the politics are fascist and there is no soviet union to keep the american fourth reich in check

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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

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coffee makes you have to pee SO much i'm like maos wife over here

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TMSOURCE's Episode of the Week ↳ WEEK 29 ✧ 4x24 — "The Crimson Hat"

As you well know, Patrick, there is no hell. When I die, I won’t be punished. What if you really did have a change of heart? What if you and I were friends? Imagine the life we could lead. It’s a higher path, Patrick. A nobler existence.

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would he fucking say that? let's investigate.