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Having a baby is literally psycho like you’ve entirely lost your mind get help
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“Why are you interested in working for this company” because I love it!!! I love this company and I’m in love with your ceo and the hiring manager the share holders and I would love to work here forever and never quit
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Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid.
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i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head
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not to brag but i went through a whole bus journey with no music #monklife #catholicism #iamclosertogodthanyou
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CHIKOOO!
this was a pokemon request from ko-fi! if you'd like to send in a request, shoot me a $5 donation on ko-fi with the name of a pokemon of your choice & i'll draw it!
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no one should be dating anybody this is too ridiculous. everyone please give up the perfect person for you is NOT out there
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