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Past Stage Manager: i was fully on tinder while sming yeah

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Professor: Weltsmirtz. Welts- might be a c. mirtz- might be a t. I don't actually know how to spell it. I took spanish.

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Professor: This is what makes art successful- according to [Own Full Name], who's just Some Fucking Guy, remember that-

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[Run Crew in booth preshow, collectively singing Hamilton]

Stage Tech: We're like the.. what was it, Backstage Boys

Sound Op: We're Getting The Band Back Together!

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[Over headset]

Stage Tech: Door you told me not to close has been closed.

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Student: whats the last thing

Professor: high. Thats the height. Just trying to make it clear- clearly Not making it clear

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Designer: 'I wonder why my back hurts' says person who's gotten out of their chair once in the past five hours

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Production Manager: Why did you have to run lines?

Actor: I'm not going to talk about it.

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Lighting Board Op, over comms: I just heard a child say ‘sigma’, I think we have the perfect audience for this.

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*After the last show*

Tech team and Stage Manager: *singing along to ‘Counting Stars’ by OneRepublic while cleaning up*

Actors: *crying*

Stage Crew: *awkwardly trying to move set pieces without disturbing crying actors*

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[Payphone by Maroon 5 playing over the speakers]

Sound Assistant: Do they speak Welsh in Wales?

Technical Director: uhh, yeah.

[TD Proceeds to talk about Wales for five minutes]

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Stage Manager: The Technical Director and I just text for emergencies during the show, but I keep my walkie as a show of power.

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my friend, telling a story: "and x was in the electronics depression nest… what's that place called?"

me: "...the booth?"

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Tech Director, to Lighting Operator: How you doing over there?

Lighting Operator: [Incomprehensible noises with a thumbs up]

Tech Director: At least he’s staying positive. 

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Acting director (after two actors (one of whom is is his daughter) have repetitively messed up a kiss): *turns to rest of cast sitting in the house* EVERYONE FIND A PARTNER AND PRACTICE

(he very much retracted that statement as soon as he realized what he said)

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Production Manager: I already turned off the button. Its a good thing two of you came back here to turn a key.

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[Group of Stage Techs gathered around intently listening to Mini Production Manager explain frisbee]