whatislifebesidesrehearsal

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Prof: Directors, are you happy with the actors on moving set? Set advisor: I think you have to be, don't you.

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Costumer: I need to quit costume making and start making emo covers of one direction songs. I bet there's a lot of money in that

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Third year costume student: At least I have drugs to help me this year

Graduate: [second year] is taking notes. "Do drugs"

Second year: I already have the highest consumption of opioids in this room!

Third year: I meant sertraline

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Director: its the hundred years war battling me and my immune system

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Student 1: it's good that you mentioned Piers Morgan-

S2: said no one ever.

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Student: oh did I tell you guys I saw a dead body over the weekend

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Actor 1: how you feeling?

A2: Very caffeinated. No thoughts past that.

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[over headset]

House Manager: everyone, we have a guest on headset tonight, so watch your language and be very professional. well you always watch you language so i guess thats just a [lead stage tech] and me problem-

LST: [uninteligble static]

HM: or just me really

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Director: I've got drugs if you'd like

Dramaturg: I've got drugs!

Professor: [happy to be included voice] I don't have drugs.

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Writer: Like who wrote this shit this is good.

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ST: the space were working in is really tiny so every time one of the actors needs to exit offstage for a scene they just walk face first into a wall

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One of the actors: falls

Deck captain: she's laughing it's okay

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Stage Manager: Nothing like going outside for a few minutes to enjoy how much cooler it is inside

ASM: Are you… microdosing on AC?

Stage Manager: Yeah pretty much

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Actor: I feel limited by the space

Director: honey we all feel limited by the space

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[in the immediate aftermath of an awkward conversation I watched our DSM have]

DSM: “…was that as bad as it felt?”

Me, PM: “…yeah.”

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Director: today i will be playing (actor). [lifts loveseat by self]

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Kitchen Prep: there's a shrimp on the floor of my tunnel. you know how I feel about seafood on my floors :(