whathedickens

[whathedickens]

How's norm and you

"we're doing,, okay."

"(puking noises)"

"he. has morning sickness,,"

[whathedickens]

Are you not gonna like- get norm checked out for the baby and shit orr??

"...of course we will. you dont need to be told this."

[whathedickens]

🫃

Norman fr rn

"i showed him this and he told me to tell you to fuck off."

[whathedickens]

Norm did Oliver give you the snacks that were NOT laced with anything nefarious or did he big back them all himself

I don’t see him crying in the corner whilst in the fetal position so either he has (metaphorical) balls of steel or he just hasn’t gotten around to giving it to you 🤔🤔🤔

-🥒

// they definitely didn’t have tummy hurty meds on them

"I AINT EATIN' YER DARN SNACKS, REGARDLESS IF OLIVE GIVES ME 'EM OR NOT. 'n' no. he aint given me anythin'."

[whathedickens]

So wait how long till bro gives birth

"i dont know. 9 months."

[whathedickens]

How you and norm doing :3

"hes still pregnant. if thats what your asking."

[whathedickens]

we all love mpreg around here 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

this is thw realest thing ever

[whathedickens]

raise THEM???

"i hope we have twins!"

"ya WHAT"

[whathedickens]

To bring the topic away from norm (and his refusal to eat my snacks) a little bit, how has Oliver adjusted to the news that he’s gonna be a big brother?

- 🥒

"i think my boys doing just fine."

[whathedickens]

Awe man, you’re rejecting the pickle I so lovingly dipped in peanut butter? At least eat the Cheetos and Sour patch kids pleaseee

(She looks at norm with puppy dog eyes. She’s weirdly insistent that he eats the food)

- 🥒

// forgot to tag myself earlier

"naw. git."

[whathedickens]

DICKENS IS THIS CANNON?

"yeah."

[whathedickens]

Norm I bestow upon you hot Cheetos, sour patch kids, and some pickles dipped in peanut butter. That’s a pretty common craving I’m pretty sure.

"...i aint eatin' that."

[whathedickens]

So wait when is norm having the baby.. WHAT ARE Y'ALL GONNA DO WITH THEM???

"raise them??? we've both been fathers before."

[whathedickens]

*rubs your back supportively*

//oh god this sounds weird I’m sorry-

[ his sticky note falls off dramatically and he groans really loud. ]

[whathedickens]

So wait is norm trans or just somehow have a boypussy

"...take a WILD FUCKIN' GUESS, pardner."

[whathedickens]

HOW DID YOU- WHEN DID YOU- DOE NORM HAVE A THING WE DONT KNOW ABOUT ORRR?????

"I BEG OF Y'ALL. I'VE A PUSS. THATS HOW THIS HAPPENED."

[whathedickens]

HOLD ON WHAT CHAPTER DID I MISS WHY IS NORM PREGNANT 😦

[ hes ✌️ing you ]