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OMFOFOFOGGGG CAN WE SEE THE BABIES??? :3333

"they're asleep."

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i can finally see norm breastfeedong

"get out."

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Wait so the babies are here?? :0

"yes!"

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Any updates??

"i still have no daughters. cursed, i think."

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Norman you can’t say no to this face, can you? 🥺🥺

-🥒

"YES I CAN."

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So like.. your head is a phone booth, right? Is there a tiny phone inside of the phone booth or what?

"yes."

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"okay!"

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"FERTILIZE US!!" My eggs shout in unison

"this is the first ask i get when i get back. im leaving again."

"we had triplets by the way."

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How's norm and you

"we're doing,, okay."

"(puking noises)"

"he. has morning sickness,,"

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Are you not gonna like- get norm checked out for the baby and shit orr??

"...of course we will. you dont need to be told this."

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🫃

Norman fr rn

"i showed him this and he told me to tell you to fuck off."

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Norm did Oliver give you the snacks that were NOT laced with anything nefarious or did he big back them all himself

I don’t see him crying in the corner whilst in the fetal position so either he has (metaphorical) balls of steel or he just hasn’t gotten around to giving it to you 🤔🤔🤔

-🥒

// they definitely didn’t have tummy hurty meds on them

"I AINT EATIN' YER DARN SNACKS, REGARDLESS IF OLIVE GIVES ME 'EM OR NOT. 'n' no. he aint given me anythin'."

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So wait how long till bro gives birth

"i dont know. 9 months."

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How you and norm doing :3

"hes still pregnant. if thats what your asking."

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we all love mpreg around here 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

this is thw realest thing ever

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raise THEM???

"i hope we have twins!"

"ya WHAT"

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To bring the topic away from norm (and his refusal to eat my snacks) a little bit, how has Oliver adjusted to the news that he’s gonna be a big brother?

- 🥒

"i think my boys doing just fine."