he / him. haiii haii. Ive been here for like 4 years now i should rlly stop being default. but officer that is my comfort tringle
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Boys will [-1] literally take [-1] poison damage in the [-1] middle of a scentence [-1] and act [-1] like it's totally normal [-1]
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Sooo whens the (NEW) store notification gonna fucking leave. notifications stress me out cus somethings wrong with me and its giving me Conniptions!!!!!
#/open mike#like genuinely LOL i cant stand it#you wouldnt believe me tho if u saw my gmail inbox.#for some reason thats ok but if my discord has a little red dot i flip out till i find it#and the perpetual (NEW)!!!! is making me lose it. PLZ leave me & my family alone
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TBH i looked thru my vent tag and i have been hit with the realization that i am a different person than i was. like obviously the passage of time and experiencing of what life has to offer changes a person but geez
#procrastinating schoolwork but i genuinely dont recognize the person i was even just a year ago#like i think im happier now. even though im more exhausted than ever#i genuinely think im more happy#im not as scared to be myself. because quite honestly there are worse things to be#/open mike
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naurrr not me taking this writing class & being asked to examine the desires of my characters and realizing that most of them desire to be loved or accepted....
#/open mike#either i need to get more creative or i have a poblem#i suddenly cant type that lette so i guess im bitish now
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#litcherally me rn#i dont have a fever but i have Every Single One of these symptoms#since saturday. :(#ive had to call out sick from all of my classes .........#i dont feel bad but i also dont feel good :(#/hee
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no way is this real
#i have seen this at my place of work (pet lodge). some people bring their own food to feed their dogs#and well. i have seen this can atleast twice#the only way i could explain it is that it looks like an early 2000s website or smth#/hee
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#'yes i will hit you yes it will hurt uwu' bitch no the fuck you wont LMFAO#you wont cuz lawsuits are a bitch. like damn motherfucker thats called a hit & run!#/hee
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there’s only 4 hours of labor day left and absolutely nobody on my dash posted todaybor day is labor day. fucking unbelievable. i have to do everything around here
#goodmorning#god bless our troops (people who work in pet lodges) because there are soooo many doggys at my work right now. hell on earth#/hee
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#true but also false.#in my brain and head and mind i see wuh tuh fuh. and im so right for it#lull wuh tuh fuh!#/hee
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GREETINGS FELLOW NOSTALGIA MEME ENTHUSIAST!
YOU HAVE NOW SCROLLED DOWN FAR ENOUGH OVER THE YEARS TO FIND THE LUCKY LAZER OF GOOD LUCK
LIKE to CHARGE MAH LAZER
REBLOG to FIRE MAH LAZER
IGNORE to LE EPIC FAIL
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im actually really upset about this . its not like my mom didnt literally call me to fucking remind me yesterday. god fucking damn it i wanna cry
Hrmgmhfgh forgot to cancel a hair appointment and now i owe them money. but they raised their prices since a few months ago so now its stupid expensive. im so stupid LOL
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