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Me when someone says they don’t like Tim Drake.

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more Dad Things that Bruce Wayne definitely does:

makes the kids hold the flashlight when he’s working on the Batmobile and yells at them when they don’t do it right

makes lots of weird gross dad noises (groaning, hacking, etc)

snores like a fucking freight train. like seriously, there should be a noise warning on his bedroom door

snack tax in the car!!! reaches his hand back and does the little grabby thing

“when was the last time you changed your oil”

gives the worst directions

“so you’ll pull out of here and go north about three miles—“ “what the hell are you saying to me”

gets to the airport five hours before the plane takes off (it’s a private plane, it’s not leaving without him)

this is more of a mom thing, but he gasps like he’s just been stabbed when someone wakes him up

*whispering* “B…B…Bruce” “HEUEUH. What.”

Texts “Call me now.” and when the kids do, assuming something horrible has happened, he’s like “what should we eat for dinner tonight.”

on the other hand, he also forgets to tell the kids very important information

“how’s it going, B?” “not much just recovering from my wrist surgery last week” “your WHAT?!”

(that just happened to me. thanks dad)

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Here’s some things my dad does/has done I think Bruce Wayne would do too.

• says he doesn’t like the tv show the kids are watching but stands and watches it with his arms crossed

• get embarrassed after laughing at said show and speed walking out of the room

• sometimes he’ll get a reference that the kids say and after he laughs points at them and says “shut up”

• “you’ve watched this before”

• is actually really good at cooking but does NOT clean up after himself and Alfred refuses to clean it so he delegates it to the children. They have a rotation, but it’s still a fight every time about whose turn it is.

• is very confused by lingo

• ”you’re serving cunt right now Bruce”

• “I don’t even think I want to know what that means”

• Bruce said no more animals, but found a stray and brought her inside

• he insists she just walked in, but everyone saw him carry her up the stairs

• and once they found out she was pregnant, decided to let her have the kittens before getting her spade

• bruce is so unbelievably supportive of his children though.

• he’s attended every single one of his kids’ musicals

• then years later (when one of them is currently in a musical) he drops the bomb that he actually doesn’t like musicals or live acting at all

This is inspired by @versasfanficwastedump

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Constantly thinking about Jason Todd and how he deserves better.

Edit contains blood, i.e. canon typical violence

All clips from Batman: Under the Red Hood.

Music is “Army Dreamers” by Kate Bush.

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First ever edit !

Heard this sound and it was an earworm for so long.

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Deadpool : and there’s this really good hotdog stand-

Spider-Man : oh sorry I can’t have hotdogs unless I know the brand.

Pool : why would you have to- oh. Oh ! You’re kosher ??? There’s this new kosher dog place around the corner I’ve been dying to try.

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Some subtle lgbt headers/home screens Happy pride frens 🌈