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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 4 years ago
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Yeah I’ve totally got a type lol
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 4 years ago
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y/n : do you think i could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
rick: you're a hazard to the society
daryl: and a coward. do twenty.
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 4 years ago
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my dad–also a writer–came to visit, and i mentioned that the best thing to come out of the layoff is that i’m writing again. he asked what i was writing about, and i said what i always do: “oh, just fanfic,” which is code for “let’s not look at this too deeply because i’m basically just making action figures kiss in text form” and “this awkward follow-up question is exactly why i don’t call myself a writer in public.”
he said, “you have to stop doing that.”
“i know, i know,” because it’s even more embarrassing to be embarrassed about writing fanfic, considering how many posts i’ve reblogged in its defense.
but i misunderstood his original question: “fanfic is just the genre. i asked what you’re writing about.” 
i did the conversational equivalent of a spinning wheel cursor for at least a minute. i started peeling back the setting and the characters, the fic challenge and the specific episode the story jumps off from, and it was one of those slow-dawning light bulb moments. “i’m writing about loneliness, and who we are in the absence of purpose.”
as, i imagine, are a lot of people right now, who probably also don’t realize they’re writing an existential diary in the guise of getting television characters to fuck. 
“that’s what you’re writing. the rest is just how you get there, and how you get it out into the world. was richard iii really about richard the third? would shakespeare have gotten as many people to see it if it wasn’t a story they knew?”
so, my friends: what are you writing about?
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 5 years ago
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Friend: maybe you shouldn’t let yourself get crushes on fictional characters it’s just gonna hurt you in the long run
Me: the heart wants what the heart wants
*Two days later*
Me: they had sex with THEM omg there CHEATING ON ME they just told me they loved me
Friend: that was a fanfiction. Are you ok? Do you need a psychiatrist? Or?
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 5 years ago
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me at 1 am: after this episode I’m done
me at 3 am:
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 5 years ago
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Me lately
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 5 years ago
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Tv show: *pays unusually close attention to my favourite character’s story line*
Me:
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 5 years ago
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Person: you’re an author?
Me laying in bed, eating a bag of chips, and watching netflix: sometimes.
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 5 years ago
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Friend: “During break I watched like, 6 episodes of this show in one day, it was crazy.”
Me: *sweating nervously thinking of the multiple times I’ve watched entire seasons back to back with no sleep and and an endless supply of coffee*
Me: “Yeah..that’s…crazy.”
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 5 years ago
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Me: Just one more episode
Me @ Me: lying makes you go to hell
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 5 years ago
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others: wait, so we’re not supposed to leave our house?!
me, literally being on tumblr 24/7: bitch, i’ve been training for this my entire life
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 5 years ago
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When you scroll past some badly written smut
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 5 years ago
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Mood
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 5 years ago
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I kinda wonder what it would be like to tell ur partner that ur unexpectedly pregnant and them being confused like...
Them: How did this happen???
Me/u: Well... Your pull out game is trash...
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 5 years ago
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When you’re too into x reader inserts that you start to hate your otp for being with your man/woman
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 5 years ago
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Not a dream
I did not just see someone refer to snow as "God's c*m"
I did not
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whatanicepanohthatsjustme · 5 years ago
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*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks
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