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fic writers and fan artists be like

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Do I…try my clown hands at a Killing Eve AU?

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*taps mic* hello, yes, are we still alive?

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And of course, the wholesomeness of it all would be quickly shattered after Rhaenyra learned that Alicent—like your normal, regular canine friends—dreamed.

Now imagine Rhaenyra in their expensive medieval bed, getting kicked and hit by her werewolf wife, all because Alicent was having a great time in her dream, running and swimming in the wilderness.

Rhaenyra, getting lightly beaten up by an unconscious Alicent: Jesus—Ow, not the face! Alicent, what the fuck!

Meanwhile Alicent in her dream: Big lake! Green grass! Magical forest!

If Rhaenyra were a vampire, she’d lie awake in bed at night, listening to Alicent’s heartbeat and stealing her body heat.

If Alicent were a werewolf, she’d sleep all curled up in a queen-sized bed next to Rhaenyra, snoring gently in the way that a happy house pet would.

I just think it’s neat, you know? To picture Rhaenyra reading in bed, with Alicent sleeping next to her? Just them being gay???

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If Rhaenyra were a vampire, she’d lie awake in bed at night, listening to Alicent’s heartbeat and stealing her body heat.

If Alicent were a werewolf, she’d sleep all curled up in a queen-sized bed next to Rhaenyra, snoring gently in the way that a happy house pet would.

I just think it’s neat, you know? To picture Rhaenyra reading in bed, with Alicent sleeping next to her? Just them being gay???

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Rhaenicent Hogwarts AU chapter 7 is live!

Yes, the girls are being disgustingly cute in the AU. Go read it and tell me what you think, please.

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But I am glad you are home.

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.04

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I updated my Avatrice dick waffle truck AU.

This is likely my last Warrior Nun fic. I hope it's a gentle goodbye.

I'll try and write the last chapter as planned, but just in case I don't, I hope you're happy with where I left them off in the story. Again, thank you for joining me on this ride. I had a lot of fun with this fic, and I can only hope you had fun reading it, too.

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Just realized that I never actually upload the latest chapter of my Avatrice dick waffle fic—

Guys, I'm SO sorry I completely forgot about my own child!

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Rhaenyra: Okay, listen, so I went and bought something that'll definitely elevate our living space.

Alicent: For the love of the Seven, is it another painting of dragons?

Rhaenyra: No?

meanwhile in their master en-suite:

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LMAO I MEAN?

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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2.02 - "Rhaenyra the Cruel"

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first post and it has to be the wedding that never was

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if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.

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this fruitcup was really out in public saying stuff like “I think it’s rather romantic” and staring blatantly at her best friends lips with a flirty smile on her face.

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Choosing to believe that it’s Rhaenicent looking into the Mirror of Erised.

Alicent sees them together, but they’re both slightly older, and there’s a pet of some sort there, too.

Rhaenyra sees them standing in front of a giant dragon while she holds a shiny bejeweled sword 🗡️ because, well, it’s just how Rhaenyra rolls most days.