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it's this time of the year again...

2023 here template under the cut, if anyone feels like using it

feel free to tag me, I'd love to admire your works ^^

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AT LAST....... I'M FREE

Approximately seven months and almost 12,000 stitches later...... behold :') I don't even know what else to write anymore gfdsgsd just look at it. Please.

Feeling brave enough to try it yourself? You can buy the pattern here for as little as $1 👍

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TINY WRLD (2020)

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Some book 3 Scarab 🪲

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thoughts about grey warden tattoos... now i cant pick one

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i hate that being emotionally unavailable is so associated with masculinity. which is why i must stay emotionally unavailable. for feminism.

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Number 34 please!

Oh shit, Shivs, the ULTIMATE cliché... I hadn't even seen it was on the list KLHGLKSHGH thank you so much, let's make this ridiculous (trying to keep these under 200 words) (failed that)

2088. (Nadeem)

No time to get into that stupid room, no time to hide in that doorless corridor. I see the Tribune coming before she does—no, I don’t see, I hear—rounding the corner, coming closer, a shuffle at the edge of my implant. I hear the Tribune, and I’m not an idiot, so I could probably, I should probably suggest another type of distraction.

But I don’t. Not when I can stir her hatred and watch it spark. For lack of feeding mine, I can make it rhyme with catharsis:

“Quick, give me a kiss.”

Silence. She stands close. Square, tense, black mask, black stare, she turns her face towards mine, slowly, slowly. Her voice is filed on the edge of a couple of shown teeth.

“What the fuck did you say?”

“It's just a play, Una,” I spit-spin a sough, a sigh, sugar-soft. “Kiss me. The Tribune’s two seconds away now.”

“I’m supposed to be your bodyguard, not your boytoy.”

“Scandalous,” if I were better, this would sound like a purr, but I can't swallow back the hiss; and then I catch it, the dart-quick look to my smile, my ugly smile, that smile, just for her, the lie of my mouth, the grimace of my threat.  “Forbidden encounter. Inter-class drama. Tussling with the help... I think my character would, don’t you?”

Clearly, she doesn’t. To be fair, she might not think at all. She’s always been an act first, act later kind of jackass. She acts first: fists my shirt, close to the punch, white-knuckled.

“Let me show you what tussle means really, Nadeem.”

Well. I guess that’s as good a distraction as any. I square up for the hit.

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My precious beautiful boy Hopp who’s having The Worst Time in our current campaign ✨

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Poor little guy. So sad, so pitiful.

Forced to go run errands while it's raining and windy.

Poor little puffball who was nearly swept away by the wind.

He sits in the stores having flashbacks to the war he fought with the wind on the way here

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so there's this senior citizen *twirls hair* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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rook [after drinking several bottles of bad wine together and listening to them trying to one-up each other]: "that's nice boys, but i could take you both! at the same time!" (davrin is gonna be smug because he managed to get BOTH these idiots to finally rest for once) (spite is letting lucanis sleep, he's hanging out with assan) (these two are my main party, and lol guilty pleasure ot3, and lucanis is still demi - he loves both!! of them!!)

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what’s happening with santa

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Amatus~

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1930s “i’m the guy that” pinbacks, part 2

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No snare may hold me / Spring postcard 2023 Surviving so much abuse in my life, I relate to the unicorn tapestries through being a different beast held captive by unkind hands. My full beauty must be allowed to be open and wild, and no snare, fence, or rein may hold me for long. This design is available as a gold foil postcard with matching vinyl sticker for those who sign up for my mail tier during March 2023. PATREON

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