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brb trying this

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white heathcliff… it’s me i’m instagram face cathy ive come home

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As we fight imperialism abroad, remember the people who are suffering under apartheid at home. Help Marcellus Williams by signing the petition to stay his execution! Read to learn more about Mr. Williams situation.

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if i have to see another one of those conventionally attractive AI genorated art breeder ocs im gonna fucking lose it. where are these coming from, why are there so fucking many, why do they all look like that i hate it here

society has moved past the need for these generic hot people factory ass ocs wheres the spice? wheres the weird nose? wheres the imperfections? wheres the humanity and the soul in these? these are like the peak of everybody is beautiful and no one is horny. i feel NOTHING about these people.

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Finally finished watching Grand Tour. The last 15-20 minutes were spent crying. Daisy came and tried to console me

Might feel a bit dumb to cry over it but I've been watching them regularly since 2008 and I've watched almost every episode not to mention almost all side projects (that have been available to watch here) and it's going to take some getting used to the fact that for perfectly understable reasons they won't be appearing together in the same setting ever again

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me: hold on why am i suddenly craving four scoops of ice cream with six chocolate chip cookies

the orb containing elvis' soul that i shoved up my ass 5 minutes ago:

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applying for internships and i think the job market may be irreparable

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Chinese nasal tuft pigeon

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can't even jack off though like what if a fucking spider watches. or drops from the ceiling onto my penis

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Do you think Josh Harnett would squeal like a baby pig if you played with his tooth gap like a clit?

Hi! Why did you send this 5 times?

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hi if ur unaware georgia 🇬🇪 (where i live) has officially banned gay marriage, gay ‘propaganda’, gender reassignment surgery and anything ’promoting’ it. a trans model, kesaria abramidze, has been murdered as a direct consequence of this legislation. if you have a queer georgian in your life pls let them know they are loved and let this solidify why we Need pride and hope cause jesus fuck man

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straight up not true i have spoken to many of the people that have sent me messages and this is a dangerous thing to spread. i won’t deny that there are probably bots but just use common sense. this same post says that the vetting process is just “trust me bro” and that also isn’t true. this post encourages donating to organizations that benefit palestinians instead, and that’s Fine, but to say every single message from an individual is a scam is frankly ridiculous. and harmful

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