wernerwartzhog
Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967
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wernerwartzhog · 30 days ago
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i have sympathy for the victims of the hawtwah investments scheme, as i too was recently divested of an item of significance -- my precious green stone, not worth much in coin but of the utmost sentimental value -- by a traveling alchemist who vowed that he could transmute it into a treasure more rare than gold or silver, by whose sign i would be made into a king and endowed with a kingdom. i forfeited my stone and two copper bits as payment, and after three days and three nights had passed, the alchemist returned. he said that the operation was an absolute success, but when i outstretched my hand to receive my promised reward, he pulled a bit of ash from his satchel and rubbed it into my palm, in the mark of a cross. "but where is my treasure?" said i. "this is it." "and where is my kingdom?" "it is this!"
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rewatching Voyager ..... rekindling my everlasting love for the EMH ...... rekindling my everlasting hatred for Tuvix ......
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What is the first song on your Spotify Wrapped that has a type of animal in the title? What is the first song that has someone's name in the title?
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wernerwartzhog · 2 months ago
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every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it
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wernerwartzhog · 3 months ago
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i have sugarcubes.
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Lumpen Splendour - Andy Partridge (198?)
AP perfecting the 'stranger banging on your door at 3AM' rhythm with assorted synth tones.
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💥 Urgent appeal 💥
I really don't know what to say to convience people to donate and share my campaign.
For more than one year and until now, we have been struggling to get proper food after prices increased by 20 to 30 time, struggling to have clean water for use and drinking as we are forced to evacuate our house and left everything behind.
As the winter season will come⛈️🌧️☔, my children don't have winter clothes🧣🧤 or blankets to keep them warm.
I sincerely hope you can empathize with my dire situations and consider supporting us. Every Euro counts and makes difference.
Your generosity has the power to make a significant difference. So, please don't hesitate to donate and reblog, you can definitely make a difference by your help.
I hope that someone adopt my campaign and help me to share it to whom may donate to my campaign.
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My campaign is vetted by @gazavetters , my line is #60 on the list.
It was vetted by @butterflyeffectgroup 🦋 on Instagram, my line is #964
Also, it was vetted by Femme intifada on telegram.
We are currently at 10,599/35000 Euro . Can we get to 15k by Monday?
Your generous support will give me and my kids hope that these will be help us to evacuate to Egypt and have a better future.
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wernerwartzhog · 3 months ago
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A cry for help from Gaza
My name is Salem, I am 26 years old. I am married to Hadeel, she is 25 years old, and we have two beautiful children: Laila (5 years old) and Bakr (five months old). We live in the northern part of Gaza.
Laila and Bakr are my heartbeat, the light of my life, and my everything.
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The horrific story of the recent war in Gaza
Since the beginning of the last war in Gaza, our home has been completely destroyed, forcing us to be displaced. We had to move more than 10 times to find safety. During this harrowing journey, we faced extreme hunger and malnutrition that almost claimed the lives of me and my children. In addition, we have been exposed to many serious infectious diseases and epidemics.
Before: This is our homeland, our dream, and our promising future.
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Unbearable hardships
Every day I have to travel long distances just to get water, and stand in lines for hours to get food. My children's mental health deteriorated due to the war, their education was interrupted, and they suffered from catastrophic hunger that almost claimed their lives.
After: This is our house, built with our sweat and effort, and it was completely destroyed.
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The right to a peaceful life
My children deserve to live a peaceful life free of fear and anxiety. I dream of your help to support my family and escape this genocide. Your help means the world to me and my children.
The cost of arranging travel for an adult outside Gaza currently varies
Between $5,000 and $7,000, and $2,500 for each child, in addition to a cost of living of $500 per month.
How can you help?
Your donations can be a beacon of hope for us. Every dollar can help save my children's lives and give them a chance to live in peace. Your prayers for us to overcome this ordeal and lift the siege are greatly needed
Laila: My beloved, the closest to my heart, and my little one.
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Bakr: My child who came during this horrific war.
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Donate now and help us get to safety
May God reward you greatly for your generosity.
Background on the Gaza war
The war in Gaza has left hundreds of thousands of victims, destroyed infrastructure, and left many homeless. The humanitarian situation in the region has reached critical levels, with severe shortages of basic necessities such as food, water and health care. Children are the most affected, as they have lost their sense of security, education and normal life.
Your support is our hope
Your donation is the light that can guide us towards a better future. Don't miss the chance to be part of a story that saves a family suffering from unimaginable hardships.
Donate now and make hope possible
Thank you for your support and kindness.
My gratitude
Salem and family
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wernerwartzhog · 3 months ago
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it would be nice if after you finished loading the dishwasher you got a score for how economical you were with space, given how long its been since you washed the dishes, etc. I would love some validation of a job well done via flashing lights and maybe even a melodious jingle.
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