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hardcovers are obviously the best, paperbacks are a close second, and if anyone, god forbid, actually reads ebooks because they like it i want you to get therapy.

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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how do i stop p*rn bots to stop following me? I cant block them fast enough

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you fool i have 70 alternative accounts

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i love tf2

Part two of the TF2 mercenaries as texts/textposts I have in my gallery because everyone liked and subscribed (feat. Miss Pauling and Saxton Hale)

Btw tysm for all the notes on part 1, it means so much to me knowing that everyone enjoyed them!! :D

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lmao

Here's Yours Certainly Not a Porn Bot Tumblr Description Generator

possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖

please tag what you got!

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gah damn america is weird af

We're entering an era where you go on Netflix and watch a cartoon toucan sing a song about nonbinary identity and then the autoplay puts on Dave Chappelle's Kill All Faggots Comedy Special. When you're done with that you can go to Target and buy a coffee mug that says "they/them" on it and if you go in the wrong bathroom the store manager is legally required to kill you. So like can we dispense with the notion that queer media representation has any correlation with how things are in the real world for anyone, or that it means literally anything at all?

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Nicholas Kole:  “We need Artstation to make a stand against AI with an official policy. I’ll keep posting this image until they do.

If you like, post the same image and see if we can get Artstation to actually hear us.“ Nicholas Kole’s project post:  https://www.artstation.com/artwork/14eY0Z Make your voice heard.�� Not only for ArtStation, but for the rest of our artistic world like Tumblr, too.

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Wanted to try drawing Xenia wearing something feminine. I think she pulls it off nicely~

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Literally me

Xenia, the trans anthro almost-mascot of Linux, pictured on a bed full of plushies and nerd stuff.

Made using Krita, a free and open source art program, and a few open source plugins I made :) https://github.com/SockHungryClutz/KritaVFX

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the sonic pose has two memes associated with it, so,,,

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Okay so eliminating goncharov from the competition bc its unmatched... (I did say i would abuse my ability to make polls)

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Implying that the engineer isn’t lazy enough to fix it

A physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer are all found guilty of treason and sentenced to death by guillotine.

The priest reads them their last rites, then the king orders the executioner to kill the physicist.

The executioner offers the physicist two choices: would he like a hood on or off, and would he like to be executed face up or face down. The physicist replies, “I spent my whole life studying the heavens. I would like to face the sky, with the hood on like night!”

The executioner positions the physicist and drops the blade… … and it stops inches from the physicists’ neck.

The priest cries, “It’s a sign from God! This man is innocent! Set him free!”, so the king pardons him, and orders the mathematician executed next.

The executioner offers the mathematician the same choices: would he like a hood on or off, and would he like to be executed face up or face down. The mathematician replies, “They all result in an equivalent state, but hood off face down is the most elegant solution!”

The executioner positions the mathematician and drops the blade… … and it stops inches from the mathematician’s neck.

The priest cries, “It’s a sign from God! This man is innocent! Set him free!”, so the king pardons him, and orders the engineer executed next.

The executioner offers the engineer the same choices: would he like a hood on or off, and would he like to be executed face up or face down. The engineer replies, “I have always loved machines, and there is no more elegant a killing machine than the guillotine. I will spend my final moments marveling in its beauty!”

The executioner positions the engineer and, as he’s about to drop the blade, the engineer shouts:

“I see the problem!”