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Sweater paws

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Hot Sauce

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Partners in crime

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Yunho’s message to Changmin

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DBSK & Super Junior - Explorers of the Human Body [2007-2008].

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fossils playin in the pool…

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How to beach by Jung Yunho, in 5 steps…

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Dead or not dead, that is the question.

We don’t have a translation yet, so I don’t know what that last blurb says. All we can see is the little man flying. ugh

On the flip side, there is: 

the telltale stream of blood, 

what could be a wound on his back/side, 

no wire anywhere so it looks like he couldn’t even try to escape the explosion.

On the plus side: 

he’s seemingly in one piece, 

that dark patch is probably just the SC insignia on his cloak, 

there is a very convenient river at the end of his trajectory.

He may or may not be missing limbs, we’ll keep that aside for the moment. What he will have are burns, because it was a goddamn explosion goddammit Zeke 

And if he lands in the river (it seems very likely), it is probably the best thing he can do for those burns, given the circumstances and lack of modern medicine.

So here’s what I think: He isn’t dead yet, but he will be in immense pain and will probably die in some decisive battle in the coming months chapters. We wanted him to die a hero’s death, and by god, Isayama will make it happen. Even if he won’t be in one piece by the end.

No I’m not okay. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

EDIT: The monkey is still alive, what the FUCK, yams? 

Like, plot armour isn’t a phrase I like to use, but by god you’re making me want to call it!!!

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isayama, you can include as many zeke flashbacks as you want, make kid zeke as adorable as you want, i still ain’t feeling even one speck of sympathy for him. fucker needs to die

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Fans be like:

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Ahh, it’s back

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why am i so small and tired

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Allspeak and Thor’s Age

(No spoilers for IW, just references to a single, non-plot-related line of dialogue from it.)

Okay so I’ve been confused and annoyed about Thor saying he’s 1500, despite stating in Ragnarok that he and Loki were both eight during the snake/stabbing incident and the first film stating that Odin brought Loki back to Asgard no earlier than 965 (which already didn’t make sense because how the crap can Thor and Loki of mythology be based on the actual Thor and Loki if they were only born after Norway was already beginning to convert to Christianity?). 

The out-of-story explanation is clearly that none of these writers can do basic math or care at all about their timeline. But there is an in-story explanation, which I have now accepted as my headcanon.

965 is a solid anchor point. Loki was definitely born after that, and Thor isn’t much older than him because we saw them both as similarly-aged little boys. 

Now the MCU never mentions Allspeak, but it’s as good an explanation as any for why the Asgardians never have language barrier problems. It might, however, interact weirdly with statements about time. 

So when Thor tells Bruce and Valkyrie about the snake/stabbing incident, Allspeak would automatically translate that into something Bruce could understand. What matters about that story is not the actual number age of Thor and Loki, but their level of maturity. They could’ve been 200, but they were the mental/emotional/physical equivalent of human eight-year-olds, so that’s what Bruce heard. 

When Thor tells the Guardians he’s 1500, only one member of his audience is human, and Peter Quill has spent most of his life on other planets anyway. Earth years are meaningless in this conversation, so Allspeak would convert whatever age Thor said into the calendar system the Guardians are most familiar with. Probably some standardized system of the Nova empire, and in that system, Thor is 1500 instead of a few decades past a thousand.

The other two time references we get are when Loki snarks at Odin that Asgardians live roughly five thousand years longer than humans. Because humans are the point of comparison, I feel like he must be speaking in terms of Earth years, so that sets the average Asgardian lifespan at ~5000. That fits with what we know about Bor’s war against the Dark Elves. When Thor talks to Surtur, though, he says that he thought Odin had killed him “half a million years ago.” This, I attribute to hyperbole. 

Bonus headcanon: Allspeak doesn’t work on bizarre non-languages like Groot, which is why it was taught separately as an elective on Asgard.

Bonus bonus headcanon: in the MCU, Norse mythology comes from some drunk Viking dude who fell into that pool in the Norn cave from Ultron. He got possessed and saw the future, and then a several-centuries-long telephone game ensued, which is why the myths bear very little resemblance to the real Thor and Loki and have been around longer than them. 

There. Now there are no timeline or historical discrepancies in the Thor movies (or about Thor in the Avengers movies). This has been my official application for the job of Keeper of Continuity for the MCU. Thank you and when can I start?

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Tom Hiddleston prides himself on getting a full English breakfast to the table piping hot. “Are these the free range eggs from the farm down the road?” I ask, eying the glistening yellow yolks like jewels in their handmade egg cups (we took a pottery class together though I never took to the wheel the way he did ). “Of course, darling,” he says, spreading his upcycled cloth napkin with a flourish. “I’m not a monster.”

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TVXQ! smtown NYC Madison Square Garden 2011 / Explained: K-pop ep.4

TOHOSHINKI x Shibuya109 XMAS 2018 / Terrace House: Opening New Doors ep.47