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Jesus Christ I’ve made so many Schmittys on Ponytown

We’ve got the original recipe

Baby Boy Evil

I was teenage Schmitty

Oh my god they made him emo

And last but by no means least…

Gender Euphoria

Tag yourself. I’m gender euphoria with a dash of original recipe. Because he’s literally my gender.

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Found my original Schmitty interp design and was utterly disturbed by him. Honestly how did I think that was Schmitty?!

Anyways I made a meme because of this utter whiplash (or more fittingly, quiplash >:3).

I don’t have any new schmitty designs so just have a repeat ig

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Cat Schmitty is here and he’s pissed

For what reason? I don’t know but he’s adorable

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Whoa! Cyd played around in the sims again!

Yes, this is a schmittposting account but I also have to share cat cookie

I wanted to make dog schmitty an absolute agent of chaos and he’s a Pomeranian-Mastiff mix, and I think his traits are vocal, jumpy, and gluttonous.

Anyway I love this creature so much and he deserves pets. And anti-flea medicine

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I have not posted here in a month but I have something that for sure belongs on this blog

I kinda have a bit where Schmitty really likes Shrek but doesn’t know why and I saw this shirt when I was shopping and knew I had to make this drawing a reality. So here’s Schmitty, decked out in shrek merch, campaigning for the title of the world’s biggest shrek fan.

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So I love how Schmitty is seen as a father figure character, so for Father’s Day I decided to give him a gift in the sims: a clone son!

Here he is in all his glory

Anyway that’s all I’ve got. Hope you all have a great day

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A compilation of Schmitty being the most entertaining mii in my tomodachi collection island

Okay maybe I do play favorites but it’s for good reason!

He had some more excellent performances. I've attached the J-Pop one below and may share more later.

And also these bits of dialogue that made me just stop and think a bit.

Interactions with the schmitty mii have been the highlight of this game. He’s in first place on the ‘most favorite ranks’ board, and I find the difference in points with everyone else so wild

Anyway, this game is fun and I needed to ramble a bit.

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Would you believe me if I said a power rangers character inspired a teen schmitty design? Because that certainly happened for me.

Anyway, here’s the art

I had fun with this drawing and I’m thinking of some possible fic ideas because of it so stay tuned!

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I guess sometimes I do deliver quickly because…

Here’s Schmitty as an idol. I had fun designing this outfit and generally drawing this!

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Some more updates from Tomodachi Collection prove that Schmitty could perform any style of music. This time it was an Idol song

I’m so tempted to draw him as an idol. Or a rockstar. Or both. But these are very fun to watch.

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I started played tomodachi life 2 days ago and by far the best thing that’s happened is my Schmitty Mii performing a rock song in his apartment

He looks like he’s having so much fun and is so happy at the end! He really should become a rockstar!

Also here’s a gif of him headbanging for additional entertainment

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The face of someone who just set a bunch of leaves on fire.

And I’m sure he’d do it again with no question.

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A collection of some of my favorite Schmitty lines because why not

-“as if cheating on your taxes is illegal.”

-the entire quiplash rant

-“books are dumb! Play more video games!” (Sidenote: I love both books and video games along with the sheer chaotic energy of this line)

-“heeeeeere’s the question!” (It’s actually a vocal stim for me)

-“Todd is that a baby on the ceiling?”

-“So here I am, with all my head, love me!”

-“Some call me Schmitty, but that’s the doctor’s name. I’m Schmitty’s monster.”

-“And here I thought the comparative form of grumpy was grumpalicious”

In short, Schmitty has such great dialogue, and some lines that are so much fun to post.

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Decided to redraw my take on Schmitty since giving him a redesign

I’m so happy with how this drawing came out and just had a lot of fun especially when coming up with patterns.

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Therapist: clean shaven Schmitty can’t hurt you. Clean shaven Schmitty isn’t real.

Clean shaven Schmitty:

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Another sims update: for context I headcanon that Schmitty absolutely cannot cook to save his life. So when the make a garden salad action popped up, I was wondering how he could possibly mess that up. Turns out he does this by accidentally cutting his hand with a knife four times in a row.

I can’t tell if this is better or worse than my sim who sets the stove on fire every time she uses it.

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Me: I love Schmitty’s ‘close, personal friends’ bit. I’m going to use it myself.

Also me: refers to stuff that helps me in moments of distress or just in general as my best friend. This has included saltines, the symmetry ruler in ibis, and either the Lakitu or shitty car I made in Mario Kart the other night.