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Hey, @leadshootingcupid, assuming you're the Sniper he's talking about cause star spangled bitch over here talked about fightin' yur Engie (I think he's yur Engie at least... Look, I was kicked out of school for a reason, I dont pay enough attention to this shit.)

You a cowardly numbnuts?

SNIPER THREW A DAMN APPLE AT ME AND NOW HE'S BRAGGING ABOUT IT!! HE'S LUCKY IT HIT MY HELMET!

Can someone ask the RED team if their sniper is also a cowardly numbnuts? BECAUSE THE SNIPER ON MY TEAM SURE IS!

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It is

Do you drink water?

Yea. Lots.

Livin' off of coffee on it's own sounds miserable.

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It's a surprise.

Hey Sniper! Do you know their are lesbian lizards in New Mexico? :3

Oh yea, the female only species we got. Whiptail. I talked 'bout them on here actually, way back when - a month or two ago, I reckon. Heh, not that there's much to choose from, I only started this 'net thing in September, but alright.

Neat things, they are. 'N thankfully easy enouth to catch when they're skitterin' around yer base, too.

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Thought I was done with the liz-bians, but now?

Other Miss Pauling, you have given me an idea.

(Also, HIIIIII other Miss Pauling!!)

Hey Sniper! Do you know their are lesbian lizards in New Mexico? :3

Oh yea, the female only species we got. Whiptail. I talked 'bout them on here actually, way back when - a month or two ago, I reckon. Heh, not that there's much to choose from, I only started this 'net thing in September, but alright.

Neat things, they are. 'N thankfully easy enouth to catch when they're skitterin' around yer base, too.

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Facinating.

You are fueling a fire you probably shouldn't be, good sir. I am not going to shut up about this now.

Appreciate it :)

Hey Sniper! Do you know their are lesbian lizards in New Mexico? :3

Oh yea, the female only species we got. Whiptail. I talked 'bout them on here actually, way back when - a month or two ago, I reckon. Heh, not that there's much to choose from, I only started this 'net thing in September, but alright.

Neat things, they are. 'N thankfully easy enouth to catch when they're skitterin' around yer base, too.

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There are HUH!?

Not to steal your ask other Sniper, I just- THERE ARE LESBIAN LIZARDS!?

I'M NOT ALONE OUT HERE!?

Hey Sniper! Do you know their are lesbian lizards in New Mexico? :3

Oh yea, the female only species we got. Whiptail. I talked 'bout them on here actually, way back when - a month or two ago, I reckon. Heh, not that there's much to choose from, I only started this 'net thing in September, but alright.

Neat things, they are. 'N thankfully easy enouth to catch when they're skitterin' around yer base, too.

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Sniper's been hanging inside the base since the snow started this morning, and I must say:

Very sketchable guy (no one tell him)

(Also, no. I have no clue where this paper has been, I just found it.)

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Pfft- Old man

Aw hell, my back.

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I mean...

Kinda already did

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1 reblog= one beat up for this "individual"

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1 reblog= one beat up for this "individual"

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So many RED teams, jeez.

Hallo!! If you find any good organs on zhe battlefield, bring zhem to me, bitte!

@medic-on-red

Not sure how I would get them to you (quite certain you're not my Medic, you haven't lectured me yet), BUT! Should @stringsnwires manage to actually make a multidimensional teleporter, I will gladly start stealing organs and bringing em' your way!

I don't think the BLU's will miss em' too much!

(Actually... Could probably try this with my Medic. Could be a good peace offering. I should put a cooler in my bag, keep em' fresh, then I'll try.)

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Sure can!

Can never have too many organs, right?

Hallo!! If you find any good organs on zhe battlefield, bring zhem to me, bitte!

@medic-on-red

Not sure how I would get them to you (quite certain you're not my Medic, you haven't lectured me yet), BUT! Should @stringsnwires manage to actually make a multidimensional teleporter, I will gladly start stealing organs and bringing em' your way!

I don't think the BLU's will miss em' too much!

(Actually... Could probably try this with my Medic. Could be a good peace offering. I should put a cooler in my bag, keep em' fresh, then I'll try.)

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Hallo!! If you find any good organs on zhe battlefield, bring zhem to me, bitte!

@medic-on-red

Not sure how I would get them to you (quite certain you're not my Medic, you haven't lectured me yet), BUT! Should @stringsnwires manage to actually make a multidimensional teleporter, I will gladly start stealing organs and bringing em' your way!

I don't think the BLU's will miss em' too much!

(Actually... Could probably try this with my Medic. Could be a good peace offering. I should put a cooler in my bag, keep em' fresh, then I'll try.)

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You should talk to their Medic.

I don't know... I tend to avoid (my) Medic.

He keeps trying to lecture me about my,

"Unhealthy Habits"

Says respawn:

"isn't a valid reason to stop maintaining my basic health."

It's convenient, sue me. So what if I keep passing out and dying at my desk? I COME BACK! Pump some IV fluids into me, shift around a couple organs, and I bounce RIGHT BACK! (Mostly)

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I LOVE YOUR OC

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What the hell is an OC? Is that like- a gun model? I don't know guns...

// Blog creator here! aodnejkqhdi3bwifjej, THANK YOU!! She is overtaking my existence, so this is very validating! I'm so glad you like her! TwT

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So you're kinda tagging along with the RED Engi and his team on here? have you talked to them much? are they like your team?

Tagging along is probably not the right word, but I guess? The RED Engi just happened to be the first familiar (or... I thought he was familiar. Evidently not.) face I found.

I did interact with a handful of other mercs before realizing I was, in fact: NOT interacting with MY team (The Sniper I found has still not responded, which, fair. If some rando I didn't know ran up to me asking about where I kept my PISS JARS, i think I'd be a little weirded out, too... sorry, other Sniper.)

For now, I'm trying to figure out this "multi-dimensional" thing out without alerting Ms. Pauling. I'm kinda scared of her.

Okay, well, not OF her, more scared FOR her. I haven't been here long, but I'm not sure the administrator would like the multidimensional communications much, and I don't want her getting in trouble...

Also, don't wanna get fired...

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Anyways-

The rest of the REDs I've found seem pretty similar to my team. There's obvious differences. See: me not existing in @stringsnwires universe, apparently. (Or, I suppose I may exist, I just never stole from him there, so we never met? Probably dead then, honestly. It was FREEZING that year.) He actually seems a bit more similar to the BLU Engineer over here. We don't talk to them much, but the BLU Engineer doesn't know who I am either.

I can't say for sure how similar the rest of the team is, though. I only got here a couple months ago, and none of them seem particularly eager to befriend the weird antisocial girl that got brought in...

2 years after the rest of them?

Can't remember exactly, but around 2 years. Either way, don't know the rest of them all that well, but they seem similar.