weirdojellybean
weirdojellybean
hey guys! want some cocoa?
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Call me Lexi; I'm a Minor. just an anxious mess over here :)
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weirdojellybean · 2 years ago
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for those who missed frog day, queue shit up for the 7th of november because:
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weirdojellybean · 3 years ago
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baboi.
that is all.
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weirdojellybean · 3 years ago
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THE QUEEN IS DEAD
RELEASE THE CRABS
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weirdojellybean · 3 years ago
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weirdojellybean · 3 years ago
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saw an ant on the bus today, what a horrible fate. moved an unfathomable distance from everything you've ever known because of forces you could never possibly understand. no matter how long you follow the pheromone trail you laid you'll never find your way home.
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weirdojellybean · 3 years ago
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weirdojellybean · 3 years ago
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dump of my favorite marine biology memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸
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weirdojellybean · 3 years ago
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I thought this as a joke but now I'm genuinely curious. Is there an actual reason or some kind of scientific explanation as to why tadpoles bare a striking resemblance to sperm? I am not a scientist. Like at all. I have no idea why things are the way they are, i am simply in awe at the beauty of this world and perpetually curious
realistic answer: convergent evolution! nature needed an easy shape to make 1: lots of small things and 2: things that swim fast. it's coincidence that they both evolved this way, but it's for maximum efficiency!
better answer: tadpoles are what happen when you jack off in the shower
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weirdojellybean · 3 years ago
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would you just fucking look at him.
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weirdojellybean · 3 years ago
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Drawing of that one photo from twitter
He’s so triumphant i love him
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weirdojellybean · 3 years ago
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weirdojellybean · 3 years ago
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I DON’T UNDERSTAND US SOMETIMES ???
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weirdojellybean · 3 years ago
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Tumblr do we understand what the word Minor means
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weirdojellybean · 3 years ago
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What racing games are like:
(I found this on the internet)
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weirdojellybean · 3 years ago
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Goat Simulator (2014) dev. Coffee Stain Studios
Untitled Goose Game (2019) dev. House House
Stray (2022) dev. BlueTwelve Studio
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