weevilbizz
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weevilbizz · 17 days ago
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How does it feel that you're consistently fueling people's degradation kinks?
Thats... not true
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weevilbizz · 19 days ago
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Drowning in anger unfiltered, i see now we are two sides of the same coin. There is no glory to be had, and pride has no place here. May the best man win.
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weevilbizz · 22 days ago
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idfk what im doing. thank u @fansblogs for helping with some dialogue editing
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Suitcase: Fan?
Fan: Oh- H-Hey Suitcase!
Fan: So- how's it feel to be the season 2 winner, huh?
Suitcase: Heh, it feels… strange- yet… nice. But- are you alright?
Fan: Oh, I'm fine… all fine… except the fact that I'm- y'know, not real! Hah… I just… can't help thinking- was I just made to like the show? How am I even supposed to process that! I'm not sure how I didn't even notice- and I was… well- made to pay attention to the show… or so I thought.
Fan: Just- just look! Ha-ha, oh- an actual fan is ALSO a fan of the show! I mean- my- my first appearance was…. just a little gag. From how they(the viewers) viewed us- to what everyone else was made for- I had been right- we all were just some characters! Just… scripted, and, well- fake. But- but with this whole… "what's real" question, uh… you… did put on a very good speech.
Fan: I dunno. I just- well. I tried to keep the show from being practically- uh… everything? But, I still…
Suitcase: It's... still very important to you. I get that.
Fan: I- ...yeah.
Fan: Even if I know there's more... I'm still kind of- well... I'm still the biggest fan, right? Like- go ask Marshmallow and she's completely cutting ties with it! But- I can't give up the show like that. Would that be fake? To keep that purpose...?
Suitcase: Well... you've put a lot of time and effort into the show, and you still do.
Fan: O-Of course I do! I just- I don't know if that's just... some reflection of MePhone- a-and, y'know, as the #1 fan, that should be a dream come true, right? But- it's kind of... taking away any individuality to the point where I'm- I'm apparently just-
Fan: ...Something to be projected onto- like the egg... gosh, that's really making it hurt.
Suitcase: Even then- you've still built around that. You're more than that.
Fan: I- I know! But- MePhone left to- who knows where! Inanimate Insanity finally ended- and how am I supposed to deal with that?! If- If I was initially made to love the show- and- and there's no chance of continuation- then what do I do now?! I- I can't just- well, just... just...
Suitcase: I'm... sorry, Fan, but- you have to accept that the show... is over, and... that really isn't all you are... you know that.
Fan: I... I guess.
Test Tube: Fan! I need your help!
Fan: Oh- c-coming, Test Tube! See you, Suitcase!
Suitcase: Bye... Fan.
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weevilbizz · 1 month ago
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i am not immune to bloody sebastian
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weevilbizz · 1 month ago
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need him in a way that's concerning to my Geiger counter
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weevilbizz · 1 month ago
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its so impressive how charon has basically no backstory and twenty lines of dialogue but he is so sexy he has been bewitching fallout fans with his swagless brooding for twenty years. even now i firmly believe he has meat like an unwrapped salami and a heart of at least a semi-precious metal underneath that leather armour and its too bad my own lone wanderer is too annoying and evil to seduce him. he only has like ten polygons to his name but he has captured the hearts and minds of untold thousands. heres to you charon nolastname i still consider you the sexiest fallout companion even after they gave us a ghoul we can actually fuck. your je ne sais penis is unmatched.
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weevilbizz · 1 month ago
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Love it when people draw grunts with paws and claws and stuff. Cuteness and whimsy forever for all the little killing machines in Nevada
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weevilbizz · 1 month ago
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get it grandpa GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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weevilbizz · 1 month ago
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player won't play your game anymore maker. Now it's THEIR game
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weevilbizz · 1 month ago
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you put some body fat on that middle aged man right now or so help me god
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weevilbizz · 1 month ago
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dude whos grandpa
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weevilbizz · 1 month ago
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The yaoi is too strong
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weevilbizz · 2 months ago
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my desire for fruit juices and sodas is fucking disgusting. If there was a bottle of dr perky in front of me right now you know it would go down instantly. Partner calls me a human hummingbird. My favorite apple is the honeycrisp. I’m not beating the sweet tooth allegations and what’s worse I’m not beating the fear of dental work either. One of these days I’ll probably explode or something so you can at least look forward to that. Now with a that said I wish I had an instant cooker for like broccoli. AND WGY IS EVERY SAIYAN CEGETABLES
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weevilbizz · 2 months ago
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when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there
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weevilbizz · 2 months ago
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i think when deimos and hank are in the same room but neither of them really feel like talking they like to bark and make sounds at each other. they do this for minutes on end. doc and sanford look on in confusion
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weevilbizz · 2 months ago
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The Insulindian Phasmid……..
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weevilbizz · 2 months ago
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the more I force myself to write science papers, the more I think I am really not a person meant to write a lot of science papers, but if I don't write the shrimp facts down they will die with me
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