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poly sq isnt my thing but i think this is how it goes

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Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it

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Switching between these every day

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youtube video: can i survive a week in the dark cave with only 5$

the thumbnail: handing 1$ to a centipede

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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

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oh this is also an old one

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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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littlest petballs...

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yay vs grr

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The physics of balancing toys 🙃

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I like to think when a toon gets in trouble with their handler astro gets a suspiciously toon shaped hat the following day

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They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔