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my desire for fruit juices and sodas is fucking disgusting. If there was a bottle of dr perky in front of me right now you know it would go down instantly. Partner calls me a human hummingbird. My favorite apple is the honeycrisp. I’m not beating the sweet tooth allegations and what’s worse I’m not beating the fear of dental work either. One of these days I’ll probably explode or something so you can at least look forward to that. Now with a that said I wish I had an instant cooker for like broccoli. AND WGY IS EVERY SAIYAN CEGETABLES

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when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there

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i think when deimos and hank are in the same room but neither of them really feel like talking they like to bark and make sounds at each other. they do this for minutes on end. doc and sanford look on in confusion

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The Insulindian Phasmid……..

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the more I force myself to write science papers, the more I think I am really not a person meant to write a lot of science papers, but if I don't write the shrimp facts down they will die with me

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my favorite queers

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SHAPE HELL

Yup.

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Is there a shiny pukicho?

Damn straight there is. Someone oil me up

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Trying to use more saturated colors

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The sexual tension between me and the sexual tension emitting orb

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celestial witch

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I don’t think I’d finish this one

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what species of bug is this

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if the idea of 'fat people are hot' makes you so agonizingly uncomfortable that you have to pop up with 'fetishization' or 'glorifying' or 'not everyone--' please consider that your discomfort with my fat body being hot is a You Problem and i am not interested

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give the feesh a borgir

poor guy probably hasnt eaten an actual meal in years and i feel bad for him

so he gets large borgir

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I call this the "I hate dollar tree" collection